Pathan:imported condom hai?
Dukandar:yes,size batao.
Pathan:nahi pata
Dukanda:samne kamre mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kar size check kar aoo.
wo wapas aya to Dukanda ne pocha konsa sizi doon
Patan: o yara Condom ko goli maro, Table kitne ka de ga.?
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‘Ap ko pata hai ke ‘BALOCHISTAN’ men kia hogia hai ….’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNI...
- 1 din boy ko pata chala k
1 din 1 boy ko pata chala k wo 10 mint baad mar jaega. to......
- Din ek boy ko pata chala k
din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us......
- Din ek boy ko pata chala k
‘din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga.. us......
- Ans pata hy tu btao 1 jb
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- Kya aap ko pata hy books
Kya aap ko pata hy…? Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari......
- Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere
Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?†pathan: confidence se: Lastic......
- Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye......
- Tum toh bewafa ho tumhe kya pata,
Zindagi mein mohabbat ka khumar kya hota hai, Dil se dilbar ka milaap kya hota......
- Intrnational survey se iss bat ka pata
Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath......
- Bakhtawar papa ap ko pata hai
Bakhtawar : Papa ap ko pata hai kiya AATA, CHAWAL,CHEENI, kis rung k hote hain?......
- Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi
Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi, Par......
- Talash kon kare ham ko pata koi
Talash Kon Kare Ham Ko Pata Koi Bhi Nahi Usake Jaisa Yahaan Ab Doosra Koi......
- Pata nahi rabb de dil ch ki
Pata Nahi Rabb De Dil Ch Ki Aayi Hovega Jad Osne Ek Maa Da Roop......
- Tur reha ha aap muhare hi pata
Tur Reha Ha Aap Muhare Hi, Pata Nahi Kis Manzil Di Talash Hai, Ohde Ghar......
- Kya pata maut ka kab paigam aa
Kya Pata Maut Ka Kab Paigam Aa Jaae Kya Pata Zindgi Ki Aakhir Kab Shaam......
- Hichkiyoun say aik baat ka to pata
Hichkiyoun Say Aik Baat Ka To Pata Chalta Hai Ki Koi Humay Yaad To Karta......
- Raaste mein kya pata kis kii ho
Raaste Mein Kya Pata Kis Kii Ho Jaaounga Aate Aate Tum Talak Main Kya Se......
- Jab bhi khud ko tanha pata hu
Jab Bhi Khud Ko Tanha Pata Hu Kyu Chali Aati Hai Tumhari Yaadein? Khinchkar Mujhe......
- Kya pata tha mujhe ke zindagi ek
Kya Pata Tha Mujhe Ke Zindagi Ek Din Ye Din Bhi Dikhlayegi Pyaar Kya Hota......
- Pata hi na chala hume tau kay
Pata Hi Na Chala Hume Tau, Kay Humare Saath Ye Kya Ho Gaya Kismat Ke......
- Mujhe nahi pata yeh kia hai per
Mujhe Nahi Pata Yeh Kia Hai Per Din Bhar Us Ka Khayal Zehan Se Jaata‚Â ......
- Tu bewafa to nahi ye pata hai
Tu Bewafa To Nahi Ye To Pata Hai Phir Jo Bhi Huabatao Tumhi Uskiwajah Kya......
- Wo the to kabhi waqt ka pata
Wo The To Kabhi Waqt Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Tha “Saaya”, Magar Ab Waqt......
- Pata hai pyar kar ke kya mila
Pata Hai Pyar Kar Ke Kya Mila, Ajeeb Rishta Raha Kuch Aapno Se Mera, Na......
- Do dilan de pyar da tan pata
Do Dilan De Pyar Da Tan Pata Nahi, Par Ikk Tarfa Ishq Da Tan Maja......
- Pata tub chalta hai pyar ka jab
Pata Tub Chalta Hai Pyar Ka Jab Waqt Saqkti Ka Aye, Aur Mehboob Chod Ke......
- Pata hi nahi chala kab woh
Pata hi nahi chala kab woh dost se hamara pyar ban gaye Saath gujare hua......
- Pata ha hum chlormint kyu khate hai
Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai?? Kyu ki.. 5 Star.. Cadbury… Perk…. DairyMilk….. Kit-kat….......
- Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya......
- Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi
Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi......
- Sirbabar kon tha student pata nhe
Sir:Babar kon tha Student: Pata nhe Sir: Parhaee pr dehan do to pata chaly Stdnt:......
- Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya......
- 1 din larke ko pata chalta hai
1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye......
- 1 din larke ko pata chalta hai
1 din 1 larke ko pata chalta hai k wo 10 minuntes mein mar jaye......
- Pata hy jab ap ghar se nikalte
Pata hy Jab Ap Ghar se Nikalte ho to “Larkiyan†Apko Hasrt se Dekhti hain......
- Gaalon ka to pata nhi ankhay tu
Gaalon Ka To Pata Nhi Ankhay Tu Khoob Hain …. Deedar Abhi Naqaab Se Aagay......
- Lo g abhi ghor kia to pata
Lo G abhi ghor kia to pata chala k . . . . . .......
- Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein
Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . .......
- Pata nhi kyu log meri itni
Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krta hun......