Pathan:
Duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai.. ?
Sardar:
Zebra..
Pathan:
Wo kesey.. ?
Sardar:
Oye pagal wo abhi tak Black and White hai… ! 😛
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Tu jo rothi kbi to Manalon ga tujay — — — GurIyA . . .......
- Wo uktaya sa rahta hy hmari wafaou
****Wo uktaya sa rahta hy hmari wafaou py ***wasi*** usay keh daina hamay majbury k......
- Na stao kisi ko itna ke wo
Na Stao Kisi Ko itna Ke Wo Zindagi Ki Bazi he haar jae ‘ ‘dost’......
- Zindahain jis ki aas pe wo b
Zindaâ€hain jis ki AAS pe wo b rula gaya Bandhan wafa k toor k sare......
- Mohabt k bad mohabt mumkin hy wasi
Mohabt k bad mohabt mumkin hy wasi. par tot kar chana serf 1 bar hota......
- Tanhai ki lamhoon me kabhe roo bhe
TANHAI KI LAMHOON ME KABHE ROO BHE LIYA KAR HAR WAKAT KA HANSANA TUJE BARBAAD......
- Umeedoona pa salgo sho che khatir jara
UmeedOOna Pa SalgO ShO.. Che Khatir Pa Jara Raghe.. Ta Khu Wel Che Yaar Ba......
- Un ky dil mein mohabat itni thi
Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye Faraz Wo Msg B Krta Hain......
- Aisay zakhmo ka kaya keray koi
Aisay Zakhmo ka Kaya Keray Koi Jin ko Merham se Aag Lag Jaye…....
- Ishq ne nikaama bana diya warna
Ishq ne nikaama bana diya warna \ GHALIB // ham bhi aadmi then barhe kaam......
- Mayray khoon e arzoo ko wo samhaj rahay hain
MAYRAY KHOON-E-ARZOO KO WO SAMHAJ RAHAY HAIN PAANEY UNHAIN HOOSH TK NA HOI MAYREY LUT......
- Mat parkho kisi ki mohbbat ko duniya
Mat Parkho kisi ki MOHBBAT Ko Duniya Ki DAULAT Ke Sath, Haqiqat To Yeh Hai......
- Hum ye nahi kahete k koi tere
Hum ye nahi kahete k koi Tere liye dua na mange, “ Hum to bas......
- Mera dukh yeah hay k main apnay
Mera dukh yeah hay k main apnay saathiyoun jaisa nahi…. main bahadur houn magher haaaray......
- Ronay waloon k tou hamdard bohat hain
ronay waloon k tou hamdard bohat hain hanstay hanstay kabhi duniya ko rula ker daikhein...
- Qasor war use q samjhen ghalti to
Qasor war use q samjhen..? Ghalti to apni hai…. Zindagi la parwahon ko sonp di........
- Teri aankhon ki surkhi ko kiya naam
‘Teri Aankho’n Ki Surkhi Ko Kiya ‘Naam’ Doon Main, ‘WASI ‘ ‘Lagta Hai ‘Khamosh’ ‘Muhabbat’......
- Tu chala gaya mujhe chhor kr me
Tu Chala Gaya Mujhe Chhor kr, Me Badal Na Paya Adatein, Tujhe Sochna, Tujhe Chahna,......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Ye din bhi qayamat ki tarah guzra
Ye Din Bhi Qayamat Ki Tarah Guzra Hai Janey Kya Baat Thi Har Baat Pe......
- Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key rakhtay
Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key rakhtay hein Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key rakhtay hein........
- Na koi meri manzil hai kinara tanhai
Na Koi Meri Manzil Hai Na Kinara Tanhai Meri Mehfil Aur Yaadein Mera Sahara Unse......
- May jab bhi tootta hoon tumhein dhoondta
May Jab Bhi Tootta Hoon Tumhein Dhoondta Hoon Tum Ne Aik Bar Kaha Tha Jana......
- Wahi hua na nahi aaye ab k
Wahi Hua Na, Nahi Aaye Ab K Baar Bhi Tum Tum Ko Kaha Bhi Tha......
- Khmosh ho gaey phly to us ki
Khmosh ho gaey phly to us ki baat pe sab,,,, Phir aik shor sa mery......
- Ibheegi hui ik shaam ki dehleez pe
!i……BheeGi Hui Ik ShaaM Ki DeHleeZ Pe Bethey, Hum Dil K SulaGne Ka saßaß SocH......
- Main piyaar ka mufti hoon aur mera
Main piyaar ka Mufti hoon aur mera FATWA hai yeh Jo Chhor dey raahon min......
- Shadi ki salgira pr pathan apni bv
Shadi Ki Salgira Pr Pathan Apni BV k LyE Gulab Ka Phool Le K Aaya......
- Us k pas wfa ki gunjaesh na
‘Us k pas wfa ki gunjaesh na thi to phir b hm ne usy bewafa......
- Aapko gam kese hoga sare zamane
Aapko gam kese hoga? sare zamane ka gam me jo leke betha hu!...
- Mana me gharib hon ye bat sach
Mana me gharib hon. Ye bat sach to hai… lekin agar koi apna bana lay......
- Ek din attitude hum bhi dikhaenge
Ek din attitude hum bhi dikhaenge….. Jee bhar ke sab ko hum bhi rulaenge… Paidal......
- Hmr bh zndg khshyn se lbrez th
Hämär¡ Bh¡ Z¡ndäg¡ Khüsh¡yön Se Läbrez Th¡ Ek D¡l Kyä Töötä K Jeene K¡ Tämännä......