2 Pathan pehli dafa umrah karne gaye
Dono Khana Ka’aba ka tawaf kar rahe thay
Asar ki azan hui
Aur dono bahir chale gaye
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PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA......
- Teacher to pathan allah ne
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- pathan to wife in romantic
*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife:......
- pathan ko 1 larki se pyar
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul......
- American can u swim pathan no
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- Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha
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1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho......
- 2 pathan bank lootne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay pr GUN bhool gay Phr b bank loot lya Kese......
- Police pathan se hum se panga
POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao......
- Pathan train ka driver ban gya
Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi......
- 1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai
1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai betha tha 1 admi aya or bola GulKhan......
- This is ghurbat faqir pathan se5 rs
This is ‘GHURBAT’ FaQir Pathan Se:5 Rs. Ka Sawal Hai Baba? Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se......
- Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey
Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar......
- Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k
ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon.......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi. Wo apni amma k sath mannat mangne gya.......
- Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha k
Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai??? Pathan Sharma k......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Pathan lrki sy hum shadi kro tm
PATHAN lrki sy Hum sy shadi kro tm ko sawab ho ga. Larki: wo kesy......
- Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya Pathan:Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez......
- pathan ne 1 ghar me chor
*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha......
- 1 pathan apne pas inchi
*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum......
- 1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he
1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol......
- Motrway police to pathan ap 180
Motrway police to pathan: ‘ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?’ pathan: Tm......
- Pathan ki wife aaj hum ne special
Pathan ki wife: ‘Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi......
- Pathan dost se yar abbu ka msg
Pathan dost se: Yar Abbu Ka Msg Aaya Hai K ghar aao Kia karon? Frend:......
- Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko
Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko pagal kar diya: ‘yara! Pasport size poto nikalo......
- 1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per
1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se......
- Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se
Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab......
- Pathan maa hum bara ho k airforce
Pathan: maa hum bara ho k airforce me jay ga maa.. Beta mujhe kese pata......