1 Pathan Pao mein rasi bandh raha tha
1 shakhs ne pocha:
kia kar rahe ho?
PATHAN: khud-kushi
ADMI lekin khud-kushi to gale mein rasi bandh kar hoti hey
PATHAN:
pahley wahein bandha tha us se dam ghut raha tha.:-)
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- 1 pathan bathroom mein betha thasamne
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- Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka
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- Ek pathan kisan se ye kis chez
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- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
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- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Kisi ne 1 pathan ko sms kiya
KISI NE 1 PATHAN KO SMS KIYA K AGAR ZAHEEN HO TO 200 OR AGAR......
- A boy 2 pathan mai agar chahon
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- Pathan job k liy london jata hay
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- Pathan bill gates se yar tum bhi
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- friend to pathan yarsir ka msg
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- 1 pathan dr kay ghar raat 2
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- Pathan was waitng 4 train with his
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- 1 pathan tv par bomb rakh kar
1 pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh rha tha b.v......
- Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki
Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me......
- pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra
(:-PATHAN Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya. OFiCER: Tmne Sher Ka Pinjra......
- Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag
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- Ek pathan interview k lye gaya
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- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
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- Ek pathan na aag bhujane k liye
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- Train hal pari 2 pathan
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- 1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan
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- Pathan is sheeshay ki kya gerunti hai
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- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
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- Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho
Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai. Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k......
- Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke
Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke wo mar chuka he jab wo utha to us......
- Pathan hm 35 behn bhai hai
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye......
- Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz
PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA......
- Teacher to pathan allah ne
Teacher to pathan : Allah ne ‘PAIT’ kiyun banaya hai? . . . . Pathan......
- 1 pathan ne job k liye apply
1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- 1 pathan car me battery lagwane
1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan:......
- Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston
Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston ne Dulhan ki jaga ak larky ko bitha......
- Friend to pathan yaar sir ka msg
Friend to pathan: Yaar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi, Kya......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
1 PATHAN P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! . . .......
- Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li
Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar......
- Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye
Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad......
- Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum
aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- Pathan got job in a telenor call
Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake
Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
- Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se
Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare......
- 1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr
1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To......
- pathan ne naswar ki shop
*. . .Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi,log hans hans k pagal hogay., wja ?......
- Ek pathan bandoq le kar machli ka
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya! . . .......
- Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k
ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon.......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi. Wo apni amma k sath mannat mangne gya.......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Pathan lrki sy hum shadi kro tm
PATHAN lrki sy Hum sy shadi kro tm ko sawab ho ga. Larki: wo kesy......
- pathan ne 1 ghar me chor
*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha......
- 1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he
1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol......
- Motrway police to pathan ap 180
Motrway police to pathan: ‘ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?’ pathan: Tm......
- Pathan ki wife aaj hum ne special
Pathan ki wife: ‘Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi......
- Pathan dost se yar abbu ka msg
Pathan dost se: Yar Abbu Ka Msg Aaya Hai K ghar aao Kia karon? Frend:......
- Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko
Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko pagal kar diya: ‘yara! Pasport size poto nikalo......
- Pathan maa hum bara ho k airforce
Pathan: maa hum bara ho k airforce me jay ga maa.. Beta mujhe kese pata......