1 pathan 2nd se: yaar mujhe roza lag raha hai ki English kia hogi..??
2nd pathan: bohat easy hai..
‘The roza is touching to me.’:-);-)
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- 1 pathan ki apny bap se larai
1 pathan ki apny bap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusy me apny bap......
- Pathan amma kiya tum ne hum ko
Pathan; Amma kiya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Honey Se Pehle Dekha Tha? . .......
- Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra
Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra......
- Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge .......
- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo......
- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo......
- 1 pathan dost k ghr se apne
1 Pathan dost k ghr se apne ghar jane laga to bahar barish thi Dost:aj......
- 2011 ka super hit sms pathan
2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka......
- 1 pathan ne bhens ko kiss ki
1 PATHAN ne 1 Bhens ko kiss ki phir TOBA krne lga k Dimag me......
- 1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke
1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi......
- pathan ko 1 larki se pyar
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul......
- 1 pathan ne job k liye apply
1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- Pathan paper day raha tha
Pathan paper day raha tha . Larka: KHAN SAAHB ! aap ki naqal maar loon?......
- 1 pathan car me battery lagwane
1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan:......
- Pathan larki ko chairtay hoe or
Pathan Larki ko chairtay hoe Or kiya HaaL hai? Larki ghuse mei: Jo teri behan......
- Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye
Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad......
- Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne
Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise......
- Pathan got job in a telenor call
Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne
Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne boht tang kia…! ++Uska dimagh ghooma++ Pathan ne......
- Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake
Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
- Police pathan se hum se panga
POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao......
- Pathan train ka driver ban gya
Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi......
- Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k
ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon.......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi. Wo apni amma k sath mannat mangne gya.......
- Pathan lrki sy hum shadi kro tm
PATHAN lrki sy Hum sy shadi kro tm ko sawab ho ga. Larki: wo kesy......
- pathan ne 1 ghar me chor
*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha......
- 1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he
1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol......
- Motrway police to pathan ap 180
Motrway police to pathan: ‘ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?’ pathan: Tm......
- Pathan dost se yar abbu ka msg
Pathan dost se: Yar Abbu Ka Msg Aaya Hai K ghar aao Kia karon? Frend:......
- 1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per
1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se......
- Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se
Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......