Pathan:

Mene 5 Star hotel me 50 rupey me pait bhr k khana khaya

Dost herat se

Wo kaisy?

Pathan:bill to 7000 ka bna tha lekin mene paisey nahi dye

Dost:Phir?

Pathan:Phir kya hotel walon ne mujhe police k hwaly kr dya or police walon ko 50 rupey de k ghr agaya

Pakistani Police zindabad.