‘PATHAN’
Mai Terey Leye Sub Chor Dunga…
Girl: AMMI ABBU..?
Pathan: YES
Girl: KHANA PEENA..?
Pathan: Yes
Girl: DOST..?
Pathan: Yes
Girl: NASWAR..?
Pathan: JA JA Behen Tang nahi karo…
Related SMS:
- pathan ne 1 ghar me chor
*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha......
- Ek chor pathan ka mobile lekar bhag
Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag......
- Chupane ke leye sab dukh abhi bhi
Chupane ke leye sab dukh abhi bhi muskurati hoon Mein ab bhi chehre per chehre......
- Terey paas aane ko jee chahata hai
terey paas aane ko jee chahata hai naye zakhm khane ko jee chahata hai zamana......
- Terey ekhlaass say mohabbat ki hai ehssaas
Terey Ekhlaass Say Mohabbat Ki Hai Terey Ehssaas Say Mohabbat Ki Hai Tu Merey Pass......
- Terey hussan ko pardey ki zarort hi
‘Terey’ Hussan Ko Pardey Ki Zarort Hi Kia Hai, … Kon Hosh Mein Rehta Hai......
- Jo do bhanwar terey gaaloon pe raqs
jo do bhaNwar terey gaalooN pe raqs kartey haiN,,,, , dill aaj bhi uNhi tughyaNiooN......
- terey tarz e taghaful se hamein kiya
*. . .Terey Tarz-e-Taghaful Se Hamein Kiya Gila, dOsT Shayad Hamein He Nahi Aata Dilon......
- Yeh warq teri dastan sabaq terey tazkary
Yeh Warq Warq teri Dastan Yeh sabaq sabaq Terey Tazkary Main karoon to kaise karoon......
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya pathan
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k......
- Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms
Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms kiya: Ghar kb aa rhy ho..? Pathan ny......
- Us k chor jane pr ab taq
‘Us k chor jane pr ab taq yaqeen nhe aya DOST ‘Suna tha phool murjha......
- uljhan na tuj ko chor
‘ ULJHAN ‘ Na tuj ko chor skty hain tere ho b nhi skty. Ye......
- Chor dia hum ny us ka deedar
Chor dia hum ny us ka deedar krna hamesha k liyE Jis ko hamari nigah......
- Pyaar to sab kar leye hai per
Pyaar To Sab Kar Leye Hai, Per Pyaar Nibhana Asan Nahi,Asan Nahi… Is Dil Se......
- Maa k liye sab ko chor dena
‘MAA’ k liye sab ko chor dena Lekin sab k liye :MAA: ko Mat chorna......
- Ek din jub hum dunya chor jayenge
.’Ek din jub HUM dunya chor jayenge’. .’Mat sochna APKO bhul jayenge’. .’Bas ek baar......
- Wo ajnabi hy jane kab chor de
Wo ajnabi hy jane kab chor de Hawa ka kya pata kab rukh mor de......
- Chor kar ja rahe ho ke jane
Chor kar ja rahe ho Chor ke jane ki saza paoge Chor kar ja rahe......
- Ilzaam e mahabt k dar se chor
Ilzaam e Mahabt k dar se chor dia shehar apna, Wrna ye Choti si umer,......
- Tu chahta hay ke chor don mein
Tu Chahta Hay Ke Chor Don Mein Teri Duniya Ka Daman Mohsin Lo Aaj Ek......
- Papu 5 min mn paper chor ke
Papu 5 min mn paper chor ke chla gya teachr -kya papr nai ata? papu......
- Chor diya hum ne us ka deedaar
Chor diya hum ne us ka deedaar karna hamaisha k liye,,,, Jis ko Hamari Nigah......
- Ek din jab hum dunya chor jayenge
‘Ek din jab HUM dunya chor jayenge’ ‘Mat sochna APKO bhul jayenge’ ‘Bas ek baar......
- Use ye zaum mjhe chor dya hai
Use ye zaum mjhe chor dya hai us nay . . . . .mjhe ye......
- Sab ajnabi hai jane kab chor de
‘sab ajnabi hai jane kab chor de hawa ka kya barosa kab rukh mor de......
- Woh chahta to sub k samne chor
Woh Chahta to Sub k Samne Chor kar Ja Sakta Tha Mujhe ,, Kuch tu......
- Tanha chor ker hum ko honsla b
Tanha chor ker hum ko honsla b detay ho, sans cheen kr jeene ki dua......
- Jo chala gya mujhe chor kr main
Jo chala gya mujhe chor kr Main kabi na usko bhula saka Wohi dorian wohi......
- Sharifo me koi chor nahin hota
Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nahin Hota , Khwabo Me Koi Mor Nahin Hota , Naye......
- Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun
Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun ga, Tumharay sath apna b dil tor jaun......
- Labon ne ajkal muskurana chor dya hy
labon ne ajkal muskurana chor dya hy, khwabon ne palkon pa ana chor dya hy,......
- Labon ne muskuran chor dia hai khwabon
labon ne muskuran chor dia hai khwabon ne palkon pe ana chor dia hai nahi......
- Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun
Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun ga, Tumharay sath apna b dil tor jaun......
- Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun
Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun ga, Tumharay sath apna b dil tor jaun......
- Us ka chor k janay kiya gela
Us ka chor k janay ka kiya gela karu -Fa9i- Drakhat b sukhay huway pato......
- Kis tarha chor dun tumhe janaa
Kis Tarha Chor Dun Tumhe Janaa Tum Meri Zindagi Ki Adat Ho !...
- Chal chor bhi dy zindgi ko chaht
chal chor bhi dy zindgi ko chaht main pana :amir: kabhi yun bhi hu k......
- Sachy logon ki ab talash chor dy
Sachy logon ki ab talash chor dy .,.,R0meo.,.,. Log to bs waqt guzarny aur dil......
- Muje chor day mere hal per tera
Muje chor day mere hal per, tera kia bhrosa ay humsafar teri mukhtaser c nawazishay......
- Mujhy chor de mere haal par
Mujhy chor de mere haal par tera kiya bharosa aey humsafar, Teri mukhtasir si nawazishain......
- Mat chor mera sath too zindagi me
Mat chor mera sath too zindagi me is tarah MaNs0oR K shayad hum zinda hain......
- Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor
Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor dia, Ham ishaq na karty to hakomat krty..!!...
- Naa mohabbat dil kisi ke leye hum
Naa Mohabbat‚Â Naa Dil Kisi Ke Leye Hum Tu Zinda Hain Zindagee Ke Leye Hum......
- Kal islamabad mai 5 students k leye
Kal Islamabad mai 5 Students k leye Purey Mulk mai tamam taleemi idare 5 din......
- Tum bohut sal reh leye apne ab
TUM BOHUT SAL REH LEYE APNE AB MERE SIRF MERE HO K RAHO...
- Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hykhwabon
Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hyKhwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hyNahi khulti......
- Labon ne ajkal muskurana chor dia hykhuwabon
Labon ne ajkal muskurana chor dia hyKhuwabon ne palkon pe ana chor dia hyNahi aati......
- Chaht agr fareb dene lagay to chor
chaht agr fareb dene lagay to chor do,,,,kisi kay tornay say pahlay dil khud hi......
- Besabab chor diya tummy koi ilzam dia
Besabab chor diya tummy koi ILzam dia hota. Meri Khamosh muhabbat ko koi NAAM dia......
- Ye kon chal diya mera shehr chor
Ye Kon Chal Diya Mera Shehr Chor Kar Ankhon Main Rah Key Dariya Nichor Kar......
- Tanha chor kar humko hosla b dete
Tanha Chor Kar Humko Hosla B Dete Ho Sans Chen Kar Jene Ki Dua B......
- Saya bhe sath jub chor jaey aesi
SAYA BHE SATH JUB CHOR JAEY AESI HY TANHAEE RONA CHAHU TOH ANSOO NAA AAEY......
- Haqeeqt me woh hame chor gaaya lamha
Haqeeqt Me Woh Hame Chor Gaaya Woh Lamha Koi Jaadu Nahi Tha Kyun Chora Usne......
- Mumkin hai chor doon ye muskurana agar
Mumkin Hai Chor Doon Ye Muskurana Agar Aap Ijazat De To Chor Doon Ye Duniya......
- Na tuje chor saktay hain tere ho
Na Tuje Chor Saktay hain Tere ho bhi nhi saktay, Ye Kesi Bebasi hy Ham......
- Tanha chor kar humko hosla bhi deti
Tanha Chor Kar Humko Hosla Bhi Deti Ho Saans Cheen Kar Jeene Ki Dua Bhi......
- Tumhare chor jaane k baad ab mohabt
Tumhare chor jaane k baad, ab mohabt nhi krte kisi se, ,~~’ … …’~~ Thori......
- Ek shakhs kya gaya mera sheher chor
Ek shakhs kya gaya mera sheher chor kar, jeenay k sary dhang purany badal gaye,......
- Socha tha ussay chor k kuch chain
Socha Tha Ussay Chor k Kuch Chain Millay Ga Ab Sara Zamana Mujhay Acha nahi......
- Bana k chor detay hain wo apnay
Bana K Chor Detay Hain Wo Apnay Wajood Ka Aaddi,, Koch Log Is Tarha Bhi......
- Khud bakhud chor gye tu chalo thek
Khud bakhud chor gye tu chalo thek hua, // Itne ehbab kahan hmse sanbhale jaty,......
- meri baat maano mohsin tum chor
‘ Meri baat Maano mohsin, tum chor do sharart…. ‘ Yeh jo ishq kar rahy......
- Chor ye baat milay zakham kahan se
Chor ye baat, milay zakham kahan se muj ko,,, Zindage itna bta kitna safar baqi......
- Chor raha tha jabh beech rah main
Chor Raha Tha Jabh Beech Rah Main, Woh Shaks Mujhe Akela. Pocha Mainey, Youn Tanha......
- Sardar: Zarur Dunga,
Ki Girlfrnd Ne sardar Se Puchha:Sardar VALENTINE-DAY Par Tum Mujhe 1 “RING” doge Naa? Sardar:......
- In saanson ka aana rok dunga yeh
In Saanson Ka Aana Rok Dunga, Yeh Zubaan Par Tera Naam Laatien Hein, In Yaadon......
- Eid pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh
EID pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh kr lene kyo k China ka Maal aya......
- Ap mere leye ek phool ke tarha
ap mere leye ek phool ke tarha ho jise hum chor bhi nahin sakte aur......
- Ek chor chori karne ghar mein ghusa
Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa, Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun......
- Zawal e shab main sitaron nay sath chor dia
Zawal-e-shab main sitaron nay sath chor dia… Jaan chali to charaghon nay sath chor dia…......
- Kashti chli kinara chor diaasman ne sitara
KASHTI Chli KINARA chor diaASMAN ne SITARA Tur diaTu b to Aj tak nai SudraJahan......
- Uljhta chor gaya mujhe sawalon mein woh
Uljhta Chor Gaya Mujhe Sawalon Mein, Woh Ek Shakhs Jo Apna Tha Shehr Walon Mein,......
- Yeh koun chal diya mera shehar chor
Yeh koun Chal diya mera shehar chor kar Ankhon mein rakh diye darya nichor kar......
- Har khushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Har khushi ko teri teraf mod dunga Tere liye chand tare tod dunga 1 bar......
- Ek din dikha dunga duniya ko kitna
Ek Din Dikha Dunga Duniya Ko Kitna Pyar Kerta Hun Tumse Woh Din Humara Hoga......
- Ghantaghar tod dunga ring road ko mod
Ghantaghar Tod Dunga Ring Road Ko Mod Dunga Sahid Gate Fod Dunga Titanic Ko Fevicol......
- Sab kuch bole dunga to unka muh
Sab Kuch Bole Dunga To, Unka Muh Kala Ho Jayega, Sab Ke Aage Unka Character......
- Mein sar jhooka k kah dunga apny
Mein sar jhooka k kah dunga apny RAB k samny…. k hazaron gunaah hogaey teri......
- is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai
us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai........
- Yad rakhnay ke leye yaad suhani leja
Yad Rakhnay Ke Leye Yaad Suhani Leja Apni Nagri Mein Mohobat Ki Kahani Leja Dil......
- Tu kisi aur ke leye hoga samander e ishq
tu kisi aur ke leye hoga samander-e-ishq faraz, main tu tere sahil se roz pyasa......
- Safr ka bojh leye himat e nidhal me
Safr ka Bojh leye Himat-e-Nidhal leye Me Ghr ki aor chala Halat-e-Behal leye Subah se......
- Takhay haray parinday jab basairay k leye
takhay haray parinday jab basairay k leye lothay . saleka mand shakho ka lachak jana......
- Banne na dunga apni mohabbat ko kahani
Banne Na Dunga Apni Mohabbat Ko Kahani Karta Rahunga Mohabbat Jab Tak Mera Khun Na......
- Mein aalam ka har dastoor fook dunga
Mein Aalam Ka Har Dastoor Fook Dunga Zamein Fook Dunga Aasma Fook Dunga Gar Na......
- Tu kahe agar to duniya bhula dunga
Tu Kahe Agar To Duniya Bhula Dunga Mai Pahad Chirke Rasta Bana Dunga Mai Palko......
- Katra kar aansuo ka saylaab bana dunga
Katra Katra Kar Aansuo Ka Saylaab Bana Dunga Mai Mai Itna Rounga Sub Kuch Duba......
- Ye duriyan mitta dunga fasle khatma kar
Ye Duriyan Mitta‚Â Dunga Ye Fasle Khatma Kar Dunga Tu Jo Hath Tham Le Jameen......
- Momin k leye duniya 1 maidanamal e saleh iska
Momin K Leye Duniya 1 Maidan,Amal-e-Saleh iska Maqsood, Maut Iska Tohfa Aur Jannat Iski Gayaat......
- Mangti hi kuch nahi apnai leye allah
Mangti Hi Kuch Nahi Apnai Leye ALLAH Sai Apnai Bachoon Kai Leye Daman Ku Phailati......
- Kuch dinoon k leye chalo dunian chorr
Kuch dinoon k leye chalo dunian chorr chalaain………….Waseem…….. Suna hai log bohat yad krtay hai......
- Jhanda utha kar aawaj buland dunga desh
Jhanda Utha Kar Aawaj Buland Kar Dunga, Desh Ke Hifajat Men Apana Jeewan Dan Kar......
- Jeete ji teri zindgi bana dunga tera
Jeete Ji Teri Zindgi Bana Dunga, Tera Naam Aasmaan Ki Uchaio Per Chamka Dunga, Gum......
- Mat chor mera sath chor
Mat chor mera sath Mat Chor Mera Sath Tu Zindagi Mein Is Tra !!..dost..!! Shayad......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll......
- Geo pathan for those who say
GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T......
- Pathan namaz me ro k dua kr
PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua kr rha tha ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko Pakstan......
- 2 pathan bnk lotne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bnk lotne gay pr GUN bhol gy! Phir b bnk lot liya!KESE? Bnk......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- A pathan goes to a hotel and
A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- Pathan dr hum 3 bv badal
PATHAN:- ! DR, HUM 3 B.V BADAL CHUKA HY LAKEN AULAAD NAHI HOTA HAMARA !......
- Ak gang me pathan k hat ek
ak gang me pathan k hat me ek kafer a gea us marny laga o......
- pathan maan hm bra ho k
*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- Pathan o hum is kamre me nhi
Pathan: O, hum is kamre me nhi rahe ga hmko pagal samjha hai kia? Paisa......
- 10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
10 log 1 pathan ko Mar rahe thy Pr Pathan Phir b Hans rha tha......
- Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka
ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid......
- Pathan amma kya tum ne hum ko
Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi......
- Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5
Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan:......
- 1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro
1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha,......
- 1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez
1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai?......
- Pathan k boss ney use job se
pathan k boss ney use job se nikal dia, pathan roz us k gher k......
- Pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat
pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat diye or kaha ‘UR JA’ woh nahi uri......
- Eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay
eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay khali bori rakh k border cross krta tha.......
- 1 pathan ne aag jalany k lie
1 PATHAN ne aag jalany K Lie phok mari to uski Hawa nikal gahi. 2bara......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- pathan bike pr ja rha tha k
-PATHAN bike pr ja rha tha k 1 larki ko bike mardi Larki=Horn nai mar......
- 5 pathan aur 1 behari
‘ 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, . .......
- Pathan se ksi ne masjid k lye
Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check......
- Police car gas par hai pathan no
Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par......
- Pathan dr ap ne kaha tha k
Pathan: Dr. ap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti......
- 1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya
1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne......
- 1st pathan yaar aaj to 1 rs
1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye. 2nd Pathan: Wo......
- Aik tiger ne pathan ko zoo
Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne......
- 1 pathan doosray seagr tu ye bta
‘1 Pathan doosray Pathan seagr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai?......
- Pathan ny bache ka nam mqm rakhadostapko
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM rakha Dost:ApKo MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny Bete......
- 1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch
‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi......
- Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa
Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi.......
- Sardar n pathan ja rahey they un
Sardar n Pathan ja rahey they un ko 1000 ka not mila.. Sardar: Chalo fifty......
- Dur se dekha to pathan nanga
dur se dekha to pathan nanga khara tha……… or or or or kia? pass jany......
- Pathan sitting on the top of mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top......
- Pathan ki zaban ek bar se kise
Pathan ki Zaban… Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya......
- 1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro
1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad......
- Ek pathan 15 saal allah se ro
Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.......
- Pathan hum 25 behan bhai hai
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi......
- Pathan ki girlfriend ne se pucha
Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring......
- Is mulk ko banaye ga pathan
Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan......
- Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha......
- Pathan ka promotion inspector se dsp ho
Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar Aa Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz......
- 1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k
1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha......
- Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm
Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper:......
- Pathan thrmos le k picnic par
Pathan Thrmos Le K Picnic Par Gaya. . Pathan: Is Mai Thandi Cheez Thandi Or......
- Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka
ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN......
- Ek pathan kisan se ye kis chez
Ek pathan kisan se ye kis chez ka khet he ? kissan ye kapas ka......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- A boy 2 pathan mai agar chahon
A boy 2 pathan: mai agar chahon to tamam pathano ko janat se nikal kar......
- Pathan job k liy london jata hay
PATHAN job k liy London jata hay Officer: Tum pakistan mei kiya karobar kerty thy......
- Pathan bill gates se yar tum bhi
pathan Bill Gates se ‘yar tum bhi kamal karte ho’ naam Gate hai aur kam......
- Pathan larki say i love
Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah......
- Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara
Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi......
- friend to pathan yarsir ka msg
*. .Friend to pathan Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya......
- 1 pathan dr kay ghar raat 2
1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya. ‘Aap So To Nahi Rahy?’......
- Ek pathan cooking oil se naha kr
Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se Naha Kr Date Par GaYa Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil......
- Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun
Pathan ko Baap Ne Shadi pe gun di or kha: Agr Bv zero meter o......
- Pathan ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- 2 pathan car main bomb fit kar
2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan Doodh Wale Se:, Tum 2 Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thay? Doodh Wala:......
- Train hal pari 2 pathan
Train çhal pari : 2 pathan. taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the Aik ne......
- Pathan sardr sy tm kis roz pyda
pathan sardr sy tm kis roz pyda huey? Pathan: Me itwaar ko pyda huwa tha,......
- Pathan ki bv raat kafi ho gai
Pathan ki bv: Raat kafi ho gai hy, KHAN Sb nhi aye, Zurur koi Larki......
- Pathan me ne khat likha tha k
Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd:......
- 1 pathan ki apny bap se larai
1 pathan ki apny bap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusy me apny bap......
- Pathan k ghar larki hui bv
Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui. BV: Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky isay......
- Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra
Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra......
- Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho
Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai. Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k......
- 1 pathan dost k ghr se apne
1 Pathan dost k ghr se apne ghar jane laga to bahar barish thi Dost:aj......
- Pathan hm 35 behn bhai hai
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye......
- 1 pathan ne job k liye apply
1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- Pathan paper day raha tha
Pathan paper day raha tha . Larka: KHAN SAAHB ! aap ki naqal maar loon?......
- 1 pathan car me battery lagwane
1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan:......
- Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston
Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston ne Dulhan ki jaga ak larky ko bitha......
- Friend to pathan yaar sir ka msg
Friend to pathan: Yaar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi, Kya......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
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Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad......
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Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
- Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se
Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare......
- 2 pathan bank lootne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay pr GUN bhool gay Phr b bank loot lya Kese......
- 1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr
1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To......
- pathan ne naswar ki shop
*. . .Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi,log hans hans k pagal hogay., wja ?......
- Ek pathan bandoq le kar machli ka
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya! . . .......
- 1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k
1 baloch or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta ‘DOBTY KO......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala:......
- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
Pathan: Hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi Ko uper pohcha sakta hai. 2nd Pathan: Yara......
- pathan apni shadi ki 1st
*. . .Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Nite Rom Me Entr Hua To Light Chali......
- Pathan se interview me pucha gya
Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon......
- 1 pathan ka sar phat gaya
1 Pathan ka Sar phat gaya. Doctor ne puchha: Khan Ye kaise hua? Pathan: Main......
- 1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay
1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese......
- Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat
aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan......
- 1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per
1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se......
- Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se
Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......