pathan ka sher
‘Na Botal main, Na jaar main.
Na hotel main, na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main…
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.
Jo maza hy ‘NISWAR’ mein’
Related SMS:
- Pathan ka shair na botal main
Pathan ka shair;- Na Botal main, Na jar main. Na hotel main na bar main.......
- pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra
(:-PATHAN Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya. OFiCER: Tmne Sher Ka Pinjra......
- Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra
Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra......
- Pathan ka sher arz he khirki se
Pathan Ka Sher Arz He. Khirki Se Dekha To Gali Me Koi Nhi Tha Wah......
- Sher naddi main beh gaya behte keh
SHER NADDI MAIN BEH GAYA BEHTE BEHTE KEH GAYA MAIN BEH GAYA MAIN BEH GAYA…....
- Man to pathan batao sher anda deta
Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha? Pathan after a long time.......
- 2 pathan car main bomb fit kar
2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay......
- Ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir
ak pathan ki bus nehar main gir gai. Police:bus nehar main kesy giri? Pathan:pta nai......
- Ek pathan ka school main 7th class
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa . Teacher.beta batao Allama......
- Pathan ki tang main gehra cut lug
PATHAN KI TANG MAIN GEHRA CUT LUG GAYA NURSE:IS MAIN DUS TANKY LAGY GY. PATHAN:KITNA......
- Ek pathan mobile company main job k
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe......
- Ek pathan mobile company main job k
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe......
- 1 pathan ko resturant main bahot
1 Pathan ko resturant main bahot zor se padd aya. Usne socha k music boht......
- Aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha
aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha k use ulti a gae.ye daiktay hue airhostess......
- 1 pathan ne akhbar main add dekha
1 Pathan Ne akhbar main add Dekha: ‘Purana Mobile Do or New Mobile Lo’ WO......
- Pathan main thuje phone kar rha
Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar......
- Ek pathan roze main naswar kha raha
Ek Pathan roze main naswar kha raha tha 2nd pathan tumhara to roza he 1st......
- Pathan england main club pe chala gya
Pathan england main club pe chala gya wahan ja ke khob nach dance karne ke......
- 1 pathan exams main apne friend ki
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha: Examiner ne Pakar lia......
- Pathan main nay kal easy load walay
PATHAN :MAIN NAY KAL EASY LOAD WALAY K SATH APRIL FOOL MANAYA. BOY : WO......
- 2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main
!!2 pathan bhag bahg k masjid main puhnchy.. !!Namaz k bad 1 bola shukar hy......
- Pathan main nay khawab daikha k mera
Pathan: Main nay khawab daikha k mera 1 paaon zameen per or dosra aasman per......
- Pathan blood ke bare main book parh
pathan blood ke bare main book parh raha tha Wife kyoun parh rahe ho ?......
- Pathan drsb chashma laga k main akhbar
Pathan: Dr.Sb. chashma laga k main akhbar parh sakoon ga na…? Dr: Haan, bilkul…! Pathan:......
- Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani
Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee......
- Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin
Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What......
- Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho
yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho, Sachmuch inme dam nahi, Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,......
- Usne jo sher mara to wah ho
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai wah wah wah Usne jo sher......
- Bank ke lootere mein ek sher farmate
Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain, Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega......
- Kafi dard bhara sher hai zara
Kafi dard bhara sher hai, zara dhyan se padhiyega Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi......
- Born in jungle sher khan summer
Born in Jungle ……….Sher Khan Born in summer ——- Sharbat Khan Born during war ——-......
- Sher ke parde mein main ne gam
Sher Ke Parde Mein Main Ne Gam Sunaayaa Hai Bahut Marsiye Ne Dil Ko Mere......
- Sher lion 1 din main 18 ghanty
Sher (lion) 1 din main 18 ghanty sota hai, Ager sakht mehnat he kamyabi ki......
- Kafi dard bhara sher hai zara dhayan
Kafi dard bhara sher hai, zara dhayan se padhiyega:- Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi......
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya pathan
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k......
- Seedha saral hi geet har sher main
Seedha Saral Saral Hi Geet Har Sher Main Jeevan Sangeet Door Nahee Sneh Se Apne......
- Aeroplane aik pathan betha aeroplane main air
Aeroplane… Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola......
- Main sher hoon sheron ki gurrahat nahi
Main Sher Hoon Sheron Ki Gurrahat Nahi Jaati Mai Lehja Narm Bhi Kar Loon To......
- Kisi sher main na uter sakay teray
Kisi Sher Main Na Uter Sakay Teray Rang Teri Sabahatain Kisi Harf Main Be Na......
- sher shayari karne main toh bada maja
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai” “Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada......
- Puri Botal Na Sahi,
Puri Botal Na Sahi, Kam se Kam Ek Jam To ho Jaye. Milna Na Sahi,......
- Ankhe hai ya saraab ki botal har
Ankhe Hai Ya Saraab Ki Botal Har Kisi Pe Chaya Tara Suruar Hai Jeena Kese......
- Bura akho naa iss botal nu
Bura akho naa iss botal nu ! Ehde vich surat deindi mere yaar di hai......
- Assalamualaikum main pehli baar apne sher bhej
Assalamualaikum. ….main pehli baar apne sher bhej rahi hoon, umeed hai aapko pasand aayein… agar......
- Ek machli botal mein aur sukha sa
Ek Machli Botal Mein Aur Ek Sukha Sa Talaw Ek Tuti Khat Chat Per Aur......
- Poori botal na sahi ek jaam to
Poori botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi, dua salaam to......
- Bandh le do char botal kafan mein
Bandh Le Do Char Botal Kafan Mein, Saath Baith Kar Piya Karenge Jab Mange Ga......
- Sharab ki poori botal pi jata hoon
Sharab Ki Poori Botal Pi Jata Hoon, Sharab Ki Poori Botal Pi Jata Hoon, Par......
- Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms
Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms kiya: Ghar kb aa rhy ho..? Pathan ny......
- Kabhi sher o nagmaa ban ke kabhi aansuyon main
Kabhi‚Â Sher-O-Nagmaa Ban Ke Kabhi Aansuyon Main Dhal Ke Tum Mile To Mujhko Lekin Mile......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll......
- Geo pathan for those who say
GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T......
- Pathan namaz me ro k dua kr
PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua kr rha tha ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko Pakstan......
- 2 pathan bnk lotne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bnk lotne gay pr GUN bhol gy! Phir b bnk lot liya!KESE? Bnk......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- A pathan goes to a hotel and
A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- Pathan dr hum 3 bv badal
PATHAN:- ! DR, HUM 3 B.V BADAL CHUKA HY LAKEN AULAAD NAHI HOTA HAMARA !......
- Ak gang me pathan k hat ek
ak gang me pathan k hat me ek kafer a gea us marny laga o......
- pathan maan hm bra ho k
*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- Pathan o hum is kamre me nhi
Pathan: O, hum is kamre me nhi rahe ga hmko pagal samjha hai kia? Paisa......
- 10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
10 log 1 pathan ko Mar rahe thy Pr Pathan Phir b Hans rha tha......
- Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka
ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid......
- Pathan amma kya tum ne hum ko
Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi......
- Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5
Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan:......
- 1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro
1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha,......
- 1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez
1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai?......
- Pathan k boss ney use job se
pathan k boss ney use job se nikal dia, pathan roz us k gher k......
- Pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat
pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat diye or kaha ‘UR JA’ woh nahi uri......
- Eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay
eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay khali bori rakh k border cross krta tha.......
- 1 pathan ne aag jalany k lie
1 PATHAN ne aag jalany K Lie phok mari to uski Hawa nikal gahi. 2bara......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- pathan bike pr ja rha tha k
-PATHAN bike pr ja rha tha k 1 larki ko bike mardi Larki=Horn nai mar......
- 5 pathan aur 1 behari
‘ 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, . .......
- Pathan se ksi ne masjid k lye
Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check......
- Police car gas par hai pathan no
Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par......
- Pathan dr ap ne kaha tha k
Pathan: Dr. ap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti......
- 1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya
1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne......
- 1st pathan yaar aaj to 1 rs
1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye. 2nd Pathan: Wo......
- Aik tiger ne pathan ko zoo
Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne......
- 1 pathan doosray seagr tu ye bta
‘1 Pathan doosray Pathan seagr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai?......
- Pathan ny bache ka nam mqm rakhadostapko
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM rakha Dost:ApKo MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny Bete......
- 1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch
‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi......
- Pathan yara aj hum ne ek aesa
Pathan: yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst Dish banaya tum khush ho jaye gi.......
- Sardar n pathan ja rahey they un
Sardar n Pathan ja rahey they un ko 1000 ka not mila.. Sardar: Chalo fifty......
- 1 pathan ki mot ka waqt aayaab
1 Pathan Ki mot Ka Waqt Aaya! . . . . . . . .......
- Dur se dekha to pathan nanga
dur se dekha to pathan nanga khara tha……… or or or or kia? pass jany......
- 14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se
14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre......
- Pathan sitting on the top of mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top......
- Pathan ki zaban ek bar se kise
Pathan ki Zaban… Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya......
- 1 pathan 15 saal se allah ro
1 pathan 15 saal se ALLAH se ro ro k aur gr gra k aulad......
- 1 pathan ko uska susar
——————————————————————————– 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha: Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?......
- Pathan ny nadra k office mai ja
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun Kr NADRA......
- Ek pathan 15 saal allah se ro
Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.......
- Pathan hum 25 behan bhai hai
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi......
- Pathan ki girlfriend ne se pucha
Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring......
- Is mulk ko banaye ga pathan
Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan......
- Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha......
- 1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy
1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny......
- 1 pathan bap ki death par bohat
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan......
- 1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k
1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha......
- Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm
Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper:......
- Pathan apne ek mah ke bache ko
pathan apne ek mah ke bache ko hospital le gaya DOCTOR- isko koi sakhat cheez......
- Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka
ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN......
- Pathan shia ki majlis mai aaj
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Kisi ne 1 pathan ko sms kiya
KISI NE 1 PATHAN KO SMS KIYA K AGAR ZAHEEN HO TO 200 OR AGAR......
- Is mulk ko banaega pathan har
Is Mulk Ko Mulk Banaega ‘PATHAN’ Har Zulm K Khilaf Awaz Uthaega ‘PATHAN’ Hai Wada......
- 1 pathan tv pe bomb rakh ker
1 pathan t.v pe bomb rakh ker pakistan ka semi final daikh raha tha. .......
- A boy 2 pathan mai agar chahon
A boy 2 pathan: mai agar chahon to tamam pathano ko janat se nikal kar......
- Ek pathan interview k lye gaya
Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?†pathan: “jis qabrastan......
- Pathan bill gates se yar tum bhi
pathan Bill Gates se ‘yar tum bhi kamal karte ho’ naam Gate hai aur kam......
- Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara
Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi......
- Ek pathan cooking oil se naha kr
Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se Naha Kr Date Par GaYa Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil......
- Eik nanga pathan sir pay tv rakh
Eik nanga pathan sir pay T.V rakh kar ja raha tha. Eik admi ny pocha:......
- Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun
Pathan ko Baap Ne Shadi pe gun di or kha: Agr Bv zero meter o......
- Pathan was waitng 4 train with his
Pathan was waitng 4 train with his wife. Train aai oper likha tha Khybar Mail’......
- 1 pathan tv par bomb rakh kar
1 pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh rha tha b.v......
- Pathan ki bv bazar me gum hogai
Pathan ki BV Bazar me Gum hogai WO Pareshan ho gaya Ek Aurat jo k......
- Pathan ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- Ek pathan ko pak airforce sy nikal
Ek pathan ko pak airforce sy nikal dia gaya waja malom ki to pata chala......
- Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne
Aik pathan ko sari rat machron ne buht tang kia.,. Pathan ka dimagh ghoma… Pathan......
- Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya: . Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.......
- Ek pathan aur ek sardar ka interview
Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha.. . PATHAN se: Q: Taleem? Ans:B.A .......
- Ek pathan interview k lye gaya
Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?†pathan: “jis qabrastan......
- Train hal pari 2 pathan
Train çhal pari : 2 pathan. taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the Aik ne......
- 1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan
1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum......
- Pathan sardr sy tm kis roz pyda
pathan sardr sy tm kis roz pyda huey? Pathan: Me itwaar ko pyda huwa tha,......
- Ek pathan doosre se agar tu
Ek Pathan doosre Pathan se.. Agar Tu Yeh Bata De Ke Meri Tokri Me Kya......
- Pathan ki bv raat kafi ho gai
Pathan ki bv: Raat kafi ho gai hy, KHAN Sb nhi aye, Zurur koi Larki......
- Pathan me ne khat likha tha k
Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd:......
- 3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay
3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1......
- 1 pathan ki apny bap se larai
1 pathan ki apny bap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusy me apny bap......
- Pathan k ghar larki hui bv
Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui. BV: Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky isay......
- Pathan amma kiya tum ne hum ko
Pathan; Amma kiya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Honey Se Pehle Dekha Tha? . .......
- Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa
Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To......
- 5 sardar aur 1 pathan helicopter
‘5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, ‘Pilot ny kaha......
- Ek pathan 2sre se yar suna he
Ek pathan 2sre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk dunya khatm hojye gi 2sra......
- Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge .......
- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo......
- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo......
- Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho
Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai. Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k......
- Breaking news 1 pathan ne
Breaking news . 1 Pathan Ne BV Ki Mohabbat Main Naswar Chor Di..!!! . .......
- 2011 ka super hit sms pathan
2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka......
- Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke
Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke wo mar chuka he jab wo utha to us......
- Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Pathan Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy Buzdili......
- 1 pathan ne bhens ko kiss ki
1 PATHAN ne 1 Bhens ko kiss ki phir TOBA krne lga k Dimag me......
- 1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke
1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi......
- Pathan ne 1 college khola par
Pathan ne 1 college khola Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay.......
- Pathan hm 35 behn bhai hai
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye......
- Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz
PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA......
- Teacher to pathan allah ne
Teacher to pathan : Allah ne ‘PAIT’ kiyun banaya hai? . . . . Pathan......
- pathan to wife in romantic
*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife:......
- pathan ko 1 larki se pyar
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul......
- Pathan paper day raha tha
Pathan paper day raha tha . Larka: KHAN SAAHB ! aap ki naqal maar loon?......
- American can u swim pathan no
American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims......
- Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha
Pathan: Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha. Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy buzdili......
- Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston
Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston ne Dulhan ki jaga ak larky ko bitha......
- Pathan larki ko chairtay hoe or
Pathan Larki ko chairtay hoe Or kiya HaaL hai? Larki ghuse mei: Jo teri behan......
- Friend to pathan yaar sir ka msg
Friend to pathan: Yaar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi, Kya......
- Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka
Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka blnce sardar ko bhj dia. Phr cal ki.......
- Teacher 1876 ko kya hua tha pathan
Teacher: 1876 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN Ni pata Teachr: Stupid Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue The......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
1 PATHAN P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! . . .......
- 1 pathan tv kharedne gya salsman ne
1 pathan TV kharedne gya salsman ne Tv dekahtay howay btaya k ye tv aisa......
- Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li
Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar......
- Pathan tum hum ko 2 lakh rupiye
Pathan: Tum hum ko 2 Lakh rupiye do hum tum ko 2 mahine ke baad......
- Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka
Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha ‘EID MUBARAK’......
- Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum
aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne
Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne boht tang kia…! ++Uska dimagh ghooma++ Pathan ne......
- Pathan ki bivi sy tum aaj namaz
PATHAN KI BIVI PATHAN SY: TUM AAJ NAMAZ PRH KR NHI AAY? PATHAN: HM JARHA......
- Pathan ye kis cheez ka khait hai
Pathan: Ye Kis Cheez Ka Khait Hai..? Kisaan: Ye Kappas Ka Khait Hai Jis Se......
- Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se
Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare......
- 1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo
1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho......
- 2 pathan bank lootne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay pr GUN bhool gay Phr b bank loot lya Kese......
- Police pathan se hum se panga
POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao......
- Pathan train ka driver ban gya
Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi......
- 1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai
1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai betha tha 1 admi aya or bola GulKhan......
- This is ghurbat faqir pathan se5 rs
This is ‘GHURBAT’ FaQir Pathan Se:5 Rs. Ka Sawal Hai Baba? Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se......
- Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey
Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar......
- Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k
ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon.......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi. Wo apni amma k sath mannat mangne gya.......
- Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha k
Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai??? Pathan Sharma k......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala:......
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