*’* pathan calls his wife 4rom shekhupura.

Nokrani n phone receive kia

Pathan.

Begam shaheba se bat krvao,

Nokran.

Wo to sahb k sath so rhi hen,

Pathan.

Pr sahb to m hn,

Nokrani.

Ab m kya krun?

Pathan.

Maar de dono ko

AFTER KILING.

Nokrani,

Lashon ka kya krn?

Pathan,

Ghr k peechy jo nadi h us m phenk k bhag ja.

Nokrani.

Pr ghr k peechy to koi nadi nhi h,

Pathan.

To kya ye 3530153 numbr nhi h?

Nokrani.

Nhi.

Pathan.

SORRY WRONG NUMBR.*’*