Pathan calls his Wife:
Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.
After 5 min,
He calls:
‘Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha’. 🙂
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