Pathan:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?
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Sardar:
watty maaroo watty..;-)
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- 1 pathan ne bhens ko kiss ki
1 PATHAN ne 1 Bhens ko kiss ki phir TOBA krne lga k Dimag me......
- 1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke
1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi......
- pathan ko 1 larki se pyar
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul......
- 1 pathan ne job k liye apply
1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- Pathan paper day raha tha
Pathan paper day raha tha . Larka: KHAN SAAHB ! aap ki naqal maar loon?......
- 1 pathan car me battery lagwane
1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan:......
- Pathan larki ko chairtay hoe or
Pathan Larki ko chairtay hoe Or kiya HaaL hai? Larki ghuse mei: Jo teri behan......
- Friend to pathan yaar sir ka msg
Friend to pathan: Yaar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi, Kya......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
1 PATHAN P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! . . .......
- Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li
Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar......
- Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum
aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- Pathan got job in a telenor call
Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake
Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
- Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se
Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare......
- 1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr
1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To......
- pathan ne naswar ki shop
*. . .Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi,log hans hans k pagal hogay., wja ?......
- Ek pathan bandoq le kar machli ka
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya! . . .......
- 1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k
1 baloch or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta ‘DOBTY KO......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala:......
- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
Pathan: Hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi Ko uper pohcha sakta hai. 2nd Pathan: Yara......
- pathan apni shadi ki 1st
*. . .Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Nite Rom Me Entr Hua To Light Chali......
- Pathan se interview me pucha gya
Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon......
- 1 pathan ka sar phat gaya
1 Pathan ka Sar phat gaya. Doctor ne puchha: Khan Ye kaise hua? Pathan: Main......
- 1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay
1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese......
- Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat
aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......