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- Pathan dr ap ne kaha tha k
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- 1st pathan yaar aaj to 1 rs
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- 1 pathan doosray seagr tu ye bta
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- Pathan ny bache ka nam mqm rakhadostapko
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM rakha Dost:ApKo MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny Bete......
- 1 pathan ki mot ka waqt aayaab
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- Pathan sitting on the top of mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top......
- 1 pathan ko uska susar
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1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha......
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- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
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- Pathan k ghr bili thi tang aa
Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To......
- 5 sardar aur 1 pathan helicopter
‘5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, ‘Pilot ny kaha......
- Ek pathan 2sre se yar suna he
Ek pathan 2sre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk dunya khatm hojye gi 2sra......
- 1 pathan dost k ghr se apne
1 Pathan dost k ghr se apne ghar jane laga to bahar barish thi Dost:aj......
- 2011 ka super hit sms pathan
2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka......
- 1 pathan ne bhens ko kiss ki
1 PATHAN ne 1 Bhens ko kiss ki phir TOBA krne lga k Dimag me......
- 1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke
1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi......
- pathan ko 1 larki se pyar
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul......
- 1 pathan ne job k liye apply
1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- Pathan paper day raha tha
Pathan paper day raha tha . Larka: KHAN SAAHB ! aap ki naqal maar loon?......
- 1 pathan car me battery lagwane
1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan:......
- Pathan larki ko chairtay hoe or
Pathan Larki ko chairtay hoe Or kiya HaaL hai? Larki ghuse mei: Jo teri behan......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
1 PATHAN P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! . . .......
- Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li
Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar......
- Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum
aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- Pathan got job in a telenor call
Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake
Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
- pathan ne naswar ki shop
*. . .Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi,log hans hans k pagal hogay., wja ?......
- Ek pathan bandoq le kar machli ka
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya! . . .......
- Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k
ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon.......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi. Wo apni amma k sath mannat mangne gya.......
- Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha k
Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai??? Pathan Sharma k......
- 2 pathan bank lotne gay gun
2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE......
- 1st pathan o yara bike q tez
1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai......
- 1 pathan apne pas inchi
*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum......
- 1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he
1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol......
- Pathan ki wife aaj hum ne special
Pathan ki wife: ‘Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi......
- Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko
Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko pagal kar diya: ‘yara! Pasport size poto nikalo......
- Pathan maa hum bara ho k airforce
Pathan: maa hum bara ho k airforce me jay ga maa.. Beta mujhe kese pata......