PATHAN Africa me Londay bazi karta pakra gya
KiNG: jala do isy,
Next day KiNG : Kya hua?
Jlaya Q nhi?
JALAD: Ye Bhenchod AAG jlane k lye b JHUKNE nahi deta.
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aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- Pathan got job in a telenor call
Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne
Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne boht tang kia…! ++Uska dimagh ghooma++ Pathan ne......
- Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake
Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
- Police pathan se hum se panga
POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai. PATHAN:- O’ Jao Jao......
- Pathan train ka driver ban gya
Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi......
- Ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k
ek sheedi se pathan ne poucha k tum kon ho. sheedi:main titanic ka hero hoon.......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi. Wo apni amma k sath mannat mangne gya.......
- Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha k
Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai??? Pathan Sharma k......
- 2 pathan bank lotne gay gun
2 PATHAN bank lotne gay GUN gar bhol gay Phir b bank lot liya KAISE......
- Pathan lrki sy hum shadi kro tm
PATHAN lrki sy Hum sy shadi kro tm ko sawab ho ga. Larki: wo kesy......
- 1st pathan o yara bike q tez
1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai......
- Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic pr gya Pathan:Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez......
- 1 pathan apne pas inchi
*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum......
- 1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he
1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol......
- Pathan ki wife aaj hum ne special
Pathan ki wife: ‘Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi......
- Pathan dost se yar abbu ka msg
Pathan dost se: Yar Abbu Ka Msg Aaya Hai K ghar aao Kia karon? Frend:......
- 1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay
1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese......
- Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko
Pathan k ek jumle ne photographer ko pagal kar diya: ‘yara! Pasport size poto nikalo......
- Pathan maa hum bara ho k airforce
Pathan: maa hum bara ho k airforce me jay ga maa.. Beta mujhe kese pata......