Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!
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- Dentist ki beti boy frnd seaj kitna
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Beti: Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..! Ammi: Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota......
- Kaash meri shadi musharaf ki beti sai
Kaash Meri Shadi Musharaf Ki Beti Sai Ho Jati Mujhai Mere Sapno Ki Pari Mil......
- Aaj meri beti pyar ke geet gunguna
Aaj Meri Beti Pyar Ke Geet Gunguna Nahin Rahi Hai, Papa, “Papa” Kehe Kar Mujhe......
- Ae mere unborn beti would be pisar kaun
Ae Mere Unborn Beti Ae Mere Would-Be Pisar Kaun Kahtaa Hai Ke Tujhko Haq-E-Paidaaish Nahi......
- Biwi mere khyal me humari beti se
Biwi: Mere Khyal me Humari Beti se kisi ko mhbt ho gayi hai, Husband: Tum......
- Beti ka suna haal toa ronay lagay
Beti Ka Suna Haal Toa Ronay Lagay Hazrat (A.S) Farmaya K Likhi Thi Isi Umar......
- Khaiber shikan ki beti sa hoon zainab
Khaiber Shikan Ki Beti (S.A) Hoon Zainab (S.A) Hai Mera Naam Dekhein Gay Log Saray......
- Islam mein beti ki ahmiyat hazrat
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- Aurat agar beti hai to rehmat biwi
AURAT* Agar Beti hai to Rehmat, Agar Biwi hai to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki......
- Beti main paros se muhabbat kerti hu
beti; main paros se muhabbat kerti hu aur us ke sath bhaag rahi hu ........
- Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet......
- Son papa mujhe shair sunainpapa rasm e ulfat hi
Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke......
- Larka apne papa sepapa m apni girl
Larka apne papa se Papa m apni girl friend ko kia don Papa. Wo dikhne......
- Teacher tumhary papa kya kaam kartay hain
Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain? Bacha: ‘KFC’ k Maalik hain. Teacher: Nice, KFC......
- Budha beti tumhara nahna muna bhai
Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…? Beti :......
- Beti maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti......
- Meri beti poochh rahi hai mandir kaisa
Meri Beti Poochh Rahi Hai, Mandir Kaisa Hota Hai ? Maszid Kais Hoti Hai, Gurudwara......
- Angoor ki beti raat chadh subhe utar
Angoor Ki Beti Raat Chadh Subhe Utar Jaati Hai Ankhon Say Jo Pitay Toh Jindagi......
- Mein beti bankar aayi hoon maa baap ke
Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein Basera hoga kal mera kisi aur......
- Wife lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi ladke
Wife:-lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi Ladke k sath Setting ho gayi Husband:Wo kaise? Wife:-kafi......
- Sardar apnay susar say apki beti mjhay
Sardar Apnay Susar Say Apki Beti Mjhay s*x Nahi Karnay Deti Susar : Putar Ae......
- Sardar apki beti mjhe sex nahi karne
Sardar: Apki Beti Mjhe sex Nahi Karne Deti, Susar: Putar Ae Te Nasib Nasib Di......
- : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin......
- Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…
Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi......
- Bihari edtion of johny johny yes papa
Bihari edtion of ‘Johny Johny, Yes Papa’ Bitwa! bitwa! Ka bapu? Panwa khaiyo? Na bapu?......
- Ladli papa ki ladli maa jaan hoti
….LADLI…. Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti, Saray jahan se pyari hoti......
- Johny johny yes papa job in textile
Johny johny yes papa… Job in textile yes papa… Lot of tension yes papa… Too......
- Afridi ki beti ne to afridi ko
~afridi ki beti ne to afridi ko ‘tuk tuk’ khelne ka mashwara dia tha* *misbah......
- Ao ehd krain k 3 cheezain hath
Ao ehd krain k 3 cheezain hath se kbi nai janay dain gay :SharafatSadaqatAur Unki......
- Reporter hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki
Reporter: Hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki bht help ki hy.Kapray, pani, camp, khana sb......
- Your friendship is like paktel dil to
Your friendship is like Paktel, DIL TO AIK HAY Your sincerity is like Telenor, CHAHO......
- 4give you again for all
4give You Again ??? For All The Times You Made Me Cry?? For All The......
- Suno mehsoos karo badal ki garaj
suno, Mehsoos karo, Badal ki garaj Bijli ki chamak Barish ki ik ik boond Tum......
- Koi ilzam laga kar to saza di
Koi ilzam Laga Kar To Saza Di Hoti, Phir Meri Lash Sare Bazar Jala Di......
- Tuj ko khaber nahi mager ek sada loh
Tuj Ko Khaber Nahi, Mager Ek Sada-loh Ko Barbad Kar Deya, Tere Do Din Ke......
- Tumhe bichry zamana ho gaya janaa
Tumhe bichry zamana ho gaya janaa! Magar ab bhi Kabhi subhein, kabhi shaamein, Tumhari yaad......
- Pathan english sekhny k lye obama pas
Pathan english sekhny k lye Obama k pas gia, 3.Monthsbad wapas aya to patha ko......
- Rasta kat k har bar guzar
Rasta kat k har bar guzar jati hai Jese prdes me tehwaar guzar jati hai......
- Ye saaniha bhi muhabbat main baarha guzra
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