once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled and answered ………….. LOVE LEFT US !!!!!!
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- Ashik ban gayamat karo waar bura nahee
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- Zaarham da khanda pa tama umer
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- Che nari waghe marghan zama pa qabar
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- Hara shpa ba me pa ghum na
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- Hasi da khkulo tangawal me lagi
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- Chan say roshan ho ramzan tumhara
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- Chaht agr fareb dene lagay to chor
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- Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam
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- In the morning sun gazes at me
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- True bayghairti isto arrive home late at
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- Meri dharkanon main uska hi raaz hoga
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- Tum se meri bat hoi thi ne
Tum Se Meri Bat Hoi Thi Tum Ne Mujh Ko Samjhaya Tha Apni Zaat Se......
- Yaar jo bhi mila dil jala kar
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- Sapno ke safar mei koi apna nahi
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- Ek pal ka saath aapka dil chhoo
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- Woh school ki pyar hai bhari baatein
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- Kub tak kisi yaad mein roeyngey hum
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- Kabi to aaye ga meri wafaon se
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- Teri duniya mein jeene se to behtar
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- Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse
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- Zehar ho ya dawa tere siwakuch b
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- Humin mhbt mili n pyr mila
Humåin Møhäbät mili Nå Pyår MiLa . Hum kø jø b MiLå Bewåfå yåår MiLå.......
- Zndagi k hr m0r pe sunheri yaado
Zndagi k Hr M0r Pe Sunheri Yaado ka Ehsas Rehne do Suror Dil Me 0r......
- 2 friends exam k baad 1st
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- Saza dene waale riza puchte hein jeeny
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- Is mulk ko banaye ga pathan
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- Kitni hai munfrid ye zindagi ki aarzu
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- Dil k dard ko lafzon mai dhala
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- Hum se koi gila hojaye to maaf
Hum Se Koi Gila HoJaye To Maaf Karna Yaad Na Ker Paayein To Maaf Karna......
- Ki apna h t tum jis
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- One day of birthday is more important
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- Sardar england me double story bus betha
Sardar England me double-story bus me betha condector ny usy upar bhej dia Sardar bhagta......
- Wafa pe hamara aitbaar rakhna hum
Wafa pe hamara aitbaar rakhna, Hum badal nahi sakte ye yaad rakhna, Dena chahte ho......
- Heated gold becomes ornament beated copper
Heated Gold Becomes Ornament, Beated Copper Becomes Wire, Depleted Stones Becomes Statue, So, The More......
- Uski yaad mein dekho hum kya karte
uski yaad mein dekho hum kya karte hain bikhri hui zindagi mein deewaronse baatein karte......
- Main udaas rasta houn shaam ka mujhey
Main udaas rasta houn shaam ka mujhey ahaton ki talash hey Ye sitaray hain sab......
- Khamosh bethtey hain to log kehte udaasi
Khamosh bethtey hain to log kehte hain udaasi achchi nahin, .Zara sa hans lein to......
- Molvijisne larke k saath zina kia woh
Molvi:jisne larke k saath zina kia woh Qayamat k din ussi larke ko apne kandhe......
- Utra tha chaand hamary aangan may
Utra Tha Chaand Hamary Aangan May Per Sitaaron Ko Ye Gawaara Na Tha Ham Tu......
- Dard e ghum itna mila kii ghabra ke pee
*.*_*.*Dard-E-Ghum Itna Mila Kii Ghabra Ke Pee Gaye*.*_*.* *.*_*.*Thodi Si Khushi Mili To Mila Ke......
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- Koi waqt purana yad aya dor
Koi waqt purana yad aya Koi dor suhana yad aya Or chaak se in divaron......
- Ajab khwahish hai mere dil mein ke
AJAB KHWAHISH HAI MERE DIL MEIN KE TU MERI SADAA KO SUN KER.. NAZAR JHUKAYE......
- Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik
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- Jin k humsfar rooth jaya krty hen
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- Zindagi ke har mor par hum ne
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- Pattharo ki basti se guzar rahe the
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- Hm nay aksar is tor say tujhay
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- Na raha karo mere sath tum main
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- Un k liye jab hum ne bhatkna
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- Unhe yeh ummeed ki hum bulate humein
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- Hum nay kab tum say milnay ka
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- Dil me ap dharkan fiza zamin
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- Ab main samjha apni chamakti aankhon ka
Ab Main Samjha Apni Chamakti Aankhon Ka Raaz Main Rota Nahi Aansuon Ko Qaid Kar......
- Dard kya hota hai batayein gay kisi
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- Galay se mujh ko laga k nidhaal
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- ye soch lia hai k
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- Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl
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- tum nahi aaye lekin tumhari
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- Zindagi ko maine ne thukra diya hota
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- Pathan apni bv se kia hamara jaan
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- Mene khuda se dua mangi main
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- sadaen aati hain ujre huwe jazirn
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- Janat mahi geern ki thandi rat jazirn
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- aa b jaa mery dil k
*’* Aa B Jaa Mery Dil K Sadr Nasheen, Kab sy Khali Pari Hai Ye......
- hath malte hi rahen ge gule
*’* Hath Malte Hi Rahen Ge Gule Chin, Aaj Wo Phul Khila Hai Dil Men,......
- lahoo ki shamain jalao qadam barhae
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- bastiyn ko dye hen tune charagh
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- phul ko ka nishan jano chand
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- kar dya aag zamane n unhen
*’* Kar Dya Aag Zamane N Unhen B Majbur, Kbi Ye Log Mere Dukh Ki......
- neele pile sufaid lal hary rang
*’* Neele Pile Sufaid Lal Hary, Rang Dekhe Sabi Darkhtn Me, *’* Khushbun Ki Udas......
- khirki khol k dekh to bahr
*’* Khirki Khol K Dekh To Bahr, Der S Koi Shakhs Khara Hai, *’* Sari......
- dil k lye dard b roz
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- judge khan tum nay lady sho
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- kb talak mudaa kahe koi na
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- Ustadbatao tm bare ho k kia kroge
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- m to aankhen bnd kye betha
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- Waday sare torr gy wo mjhko
Waday sare torr gy wo, Mjhko tanha chhor gy wo. Deep jalaae betha hon main,......
- Tumhain kaisay kahain aazaad hain hum
Tumhain kaisay kahain, Aazaad hain hum Us nagri mein Aabaad hain hum Jahan soch pe......
- Wo jo roop zer e naqaab tha usay
Wo jo Roop Zer-e-NaQaab tha Usay Dekhna mera Khawaab tha Jo mila tha Hijer ki......
- dard uthta hai magar aah nhi
*’* Dard Uthta Hai Magar Aah Nhi Karte, *’* Kon Kehta Hai K Hm Wafa......
- Maana ky mumkin nahin milan apna
Maana Ky Mumkin Nahin Milan Apna Par Yeh Soch Kar Bandha Hay Tujhse Dill Ka......
- Ya ansuye ghum km nhi hongy
Ya ansuye ghum km nhi hongy, ya yaadein ye lamhy hr pal nhi hongy, bita......
- Hoton pe muhabbat ke fasaaney nahi aatey
hoton pe muhabbat ke fasaaney nahi aatey saahil pe samundar ke khazaaney nahi aatey palkein......
- Apni zarorton ko kam kar lena hi
apni zarorton ko kam kar lena hi sab se bari dolat mandi hai ………....
- Kufar k baad sab se bara gunah
kufar k baad sab se bara gunah dil aazari hai chahe momin ki ho ya......
- According to newtons 4th law for exams
According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest......
- Hum besabbar thay magar hum se bicharne
Hum BEsabbar thay Magar hum se Bicharne Wale hum Tere Zabt Par Hairaan Huwa Karte......
- Dil dharakta hai to dar sa laga
?’Dil dharakta hai to dar sa laga rehta hai ‘Mohsin’ Koi sun na le meri......
- Kon ho aap q sms krte
Kon ho Aap..? Q SMS krte rehty ho.? Kisne dya apko mera number.? Ab SMS......
- Mujhe apnay badan ki khusbhu se masroor
Mujhe Apnay Badan Ki Khusbhu Se Masroor Kardo, Mujhe Apni Nazuk Bahon Mein Mehsoor Kardo,......
- Tera libaas hoon main khush naseebi teri mujhy
Tera Libaas Hoon Main Main Khush-Naseebi Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas Hy Tu Tera Libaas Hoon......
- Teri baahon ki tapish main pighalne laga
Teri baahon ki tapish main pighalne laga hon Teri sanson ki mehek main sulagne laga......
- Aaey kash wo raat jaldi se aey
AAey Kash Wo Raat Jaldi sE Aey, Jb wo apni ungliyon se mere balon kosehlaey,......
- mere ansoon ko itejaaj kar
*. . .Mere Anso’on Ko Itejaaj Kar Ke Bhi Kya Milaa, dOsT Usi Soch Mein......
- Us khamoosh number par missed call
Us KhamOosh NumbEr Par Missed Call Kartay h0 PathrOn Say Khushbu Ka Tum Sawaal Kartay......
- Gum sum ankhensooni sensein tootti jurti umeedain
GUM Sum Ankhen,Sooni Sensein, Tootti jurti Umeedain dArta Hoon Yun Kaisay KAtay Gi? Umar hai,......
- Zarra zarra husn ka maskan raiza raiza
Zarra zarra husn ka maskan, Raiza raiza deed ka darpan, Hount gulaabi aankh sharabi, Touba......
- Log kehte hn k kisi aik chale
log kehte hn k kisi aik k chale jane se zindgi ruk nhi jati! But......
- Nahi krni ham ne mohbt un logon
nahi krni ham ne mohbt un logon se ***jugnu*** jo hazaron dil jeet kr aik......
- 2 lund flim ka tickat laytay hai
2 Lund Flim Ka Tickat Laytay Hai Pehla Lund Dosre Se Bolta Hai Yar Flim......
- Mery marny ka eilan koi ba masjid
Mery marny ka Eilan koi ba masjid ma na karway Sameer Sun kr mera ya......
- Dua deta hai dil aap ko har
Dua Deta hai DIL Aap ko har Sukh Paney ki, Nzar Na Lagy Aap ko......
- Shair ki soorat mai apni raajdhani bech
Shair ki soorat mai apni raajdhani bech kar, Do niwalay hi milay ankhon ka pani......
- Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko
Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko.. Tere honton pe siskiyan q hen? Zakham de......
- Aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj hakeem
aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari......
- Mujhe bhi yaad rakhna jab likho tareekh e wafa
Mujhe Bhi Yaad Rakhna Jab Likho Tareekh-e-Wafa, K Main Ne Bhi Lutaya Hai Muhabbat Mein......
- Pathan ye itne saare log football ko
Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain?? Admi: Goal karne......
- Lo g ab peshawar k pathano ne
Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai. . . Agar......
- Kya likhon k ab to thak chuka
kya likhon? k ab to thak chuka hon likh likh kar dard jo bhe sahen......
- Mat zikar kijye meri adaa k baaray
Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai, Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K......
- Ek baar kaho tum meri ho
Ek Baar Kaho Tum Meri Ho Hum Ghoom Chuke Basti Ban Mein, Ek Aas Ki......
- tumhary pass rehnay ki jagah
*. . .Tumhary pass rehnay ki jagah nahi hai kia??? jo har raat meri aankhon......
- Ek american nai ek swami se bola
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.......
- Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata......
- Aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha
aik pathan jahaz main ja raha tha k use ulti a gae.ye daiktay hue airhostess......
- Dil se wisaal e yaar ka armaan be gayadekha
~Dil se wisaal-e-yaar ka armaan be gaya~……..,~Dekha jo ghar udaas to mehmaan be gaya~……..,~Kar li......
- Tujhe paaney ki hasrat main kab tak
Tujhe ‘Paaney’ ki Hasrat Main kab tak tarsta Rahoun. Koi Aisa Day Mujhey ‘Dhoka’ k......
- phool chahy thy mgr hath main
*.* Phool Chahy Thy Mgr Hath Main Aye Pathar Hum Ne Aghos E Mohbt Main......
- Bohat kuch saha hy me ne tere
bohat kuch saha hy me ne tere liye. . boat kuch chora hy me ne......
- Pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra
Pathan ne Zoo me Sher ka Pinjra khula chor dya.. Officer: Tmne Sher ka Pinjra......
- Tu hi dikhai deti hai har
Tu hi dikhai deti hai Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai, Kya......
- Tanhai k daman me khusi ki bahar
Tanhai K Daman Me Khusi Ki Bahar Ho Sayad Uski Akho Me B Tumhara Intzar......
- 1 bacha bahut der se ro rha
1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Rha Tha Maa : Mele Lal Ko Kya Chahiye......
- Dukhon ne mere daaman ko yun thaam
Dukhon ne mere daaman ko yun thaam rakha hai Jaise inka bhi mere siwa or......
- Pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,......
- Har aik k liye khula na rakh
Har aik K liye khula na rakh raasta tu *~ae dosT~* ‘Ye dil to aik......
- Naraz ho ja tou b mjhe se
Naraz ho ja tou b mjhe se ‘*’Dost’*’ Tjhe koi mil jaey ga sawal meri......
- Agar wo apni mohabat hume banale hum
Agar wo apni Mohabat Hume banale hum Unka har khwab apni palko Pe Sajale karegi......
- Na hona be muravat be rukhi dikhana bs
Na hona Be-Muravat, Na Be-Rukhi dikhana, Bs Sadgi sy kehna tum boj ban gay ho…….!...
- Kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
Kuchh Beete Hue Lamho Se Mulakat Hui Kuchh Tute Hue Sapno Se Baat Hui Yaad......
- hum apne dard ka shikwa
*. . .Hum apne DARD ka shikwa UN se kaise krien….? *. . .ALI. .......
- judai koi ro kr juda
( ‘JUDAI’) ‘Koi ro kr juda hota hai, Koi hans kr juda hota hai, Lakin......
- Usko dekha to muhabat bhi samjh aii
usko dekha to muhabat bhi samjh aii, warna is lafz ki tareef suna krte they...
- Ak pyari se dua ya allah tujhe
Ak pyari se dua Ya Allah.. Tujhe tere Pyaare bandon ka waasta. Iss dafa Ramzan......
- Na jane kyu gale se lipat kar
‘Na jane kyu gale se lipat kar rone laga jab hm barso bad mile,. Jate......
- 1 girl train se utar kar pathan
1 Girl Train Se Utar Kar 1 Pathan Se Puchti He Ye Konsa Station He......
- Us ne hamein ik diye ki manind
Us ne hamein ik diye ki manind samjha hai Raat Gehri hui to jala diya......
- Is pyar me bewafai ka dhoka nhi
Is pyar me bewafai ka dhoka nhi hota, Hr rishta itna anokha nhi hota Fanah......
- Us ne bhi loat k aanay mein
”US ne bhi loat k aanay mein umar gawa di…” ”…..JIS ko So bar kaha......
- 1 masjid me ilaan hua k bacha
1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k......
- Jaun pay jis pari ka tha awwal e shoq
Jaun pay jis Pari ka tha Awwal-e-Shoq say asar.. Kal Dil-e-Shab main wo Pari usko......
- Khumaar aalooda nazron ki her ik junbish afsana
Khumaar-aalooda nazron ki her ik junbish ik afsana… Elaahi ! Hum unhein dekhain k unka......
- Pathan apne hath pa blade se larki
Pathan apne hath pa Blade se larki ka name likh rha tha k achanak zor......
- Hadis me he ba wuzu sone wala roza
HADIS Me He Ba-Wuzu Sone Wala Roza Rakh Kr Ibadat Krne Wale Ki Tarha He......
- Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulhay
Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha: me to 1100......
- Math teacher to a brilliant pathan
MATH TEACHER to a brilliant PATHAN: Aap ke pas 8 apples hain aur 6 log......
- Taskeen e mohabbat ke faqat doo hi
Taskeen E Mohabbat ke Faqat doo hi Tareekey the, Ya DIL na bana hota,Ya Tum......
- Hum ne kaha agar bhool jao hamein
Hum Ne Kaha Agar Bhool Jao Hamein To Kamal Hojaye; Wasi Hum Ne To Faqat......
- Dobo de apni kishti ko kinara dhundne
Dobo De Apni Kishti Ko Kinara Dhundne Wale…… Yeh Dariya-E-Mohabbat Hai Yahan ‘Sahil’ Nahin milta..!!...
- Jail mein pathan sy kisi ny pocha
Jail Mein Pathan sy kisi ny Pocha Tum Sy Aisi Kya Galti Hui K Tum......
- Sochta hon k usney q meri mohabat
‘Sochta Hon K Usney Q Meri Mohabat Ko Thukaryaa? ‘Jab K Har Sirf Main Ney......
- Pathan parashoot bech rha tha jahaz
Pathan parashoot bech rha tha Jahaz se Chlang Lgao button dbao or nichey Utar Jao......
- Pariyon ne paristan se pyar bheja ha
”Pariyon ne paristan se ‘PYAR’ bheja ha Sitaron ne asman se ‘SALAM’ bheja ha Mubark......
- Teacher to pathansaal me ktne din hote
Teacher to pathan:Saal me ktne din hote hn? Pathan: 182.5 Teacher: Wo kese Pathan: 182.5......
- Na janay kon thay jo ban gaye
Na Janay Kon Thay Jo Ban Gaye Manz¡£ Ter¡ ~Sagar~ Hum To0 Raston K¡ Tarha......
- Bulay shah parh parh kitaban ilm
‘*BULAY SHAH*’ ‘Parh parh kitaban ilm diyan to Nan rakh leya QAZI, ‘Hath vich pharr......
- Ham to menosh hen badnam magar jo
ham to menosh hen badnam hen magar jo loog muqadas hen wo kiya kiya nah......
- Tum ko bho0 jana hota to0 kab
Tum Ko Bho0£ Jana Hota To0 Kab K Bhu£a Detey…! Ye Raah-E-Mohabbat Ha¡ Koe Tamasha......
- Chand se roshan ho ramzan aapka ibadat
Chand Se Roshan Ho RAMZAN AapKa Ibadat Se Bhara Ho ROZA Aap Ka Hr Namaz......
- Kehtay hain log k main nashay main
Kehtay Hain Log k Main Nashay main Rahta hoon har dam Masoom hain Jaantay Nahin......
- Happy choti ammi day hamesha sb
Happy choti Ammi day Hamesha sb log apni ‘maa’ ko wish krty hain kisi ny......
- Milny ko dil gaya thaa so
‘mILNy Ko Dil Gaya Thaa ‘So Lotaa Na Aaj Tak’ ‘Yaaron Nay Kitni Door Basaai......
- Dual heart attack msg by a girl
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- Pathan mujhe 4 baje utha dena naukar
Pathan: mujhe 4 baje Utha dena.. Naukar: lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata, Pathan:......
- Teache tumhare abbu ka kya naam
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- Kbi to milay wo pehli mulaqat ki
Kbi To Milay Wo Pehli Mulaqat Ki Trha, Bigra Hi Rehta Hy Q Halat Ki......
- Faqat 4 din ki chandni ha ye
Faqat 4 din ki chandni ha ye imaarten ye wizarten mujhe us faqeer ki shan......
- Qadar karne walon ko jub nazroon say
Qadar Karne Walon Ko Jub Nazroon Say Gira Diya Jaye, To Aksar Wafa Walon Ko......
- Tujhe naa thi mere pyar ki khabar
Tujhe naa thi mere pyar ki khabar wah wah Tujhe naa thi mere pyar ki......
- aj uski mohabbat ma boht kami
*** Aj uski mohabbat ma boht kami dekhi *** *** chand ki chandni ma b......
- Muddaton se ye zakham hai key bhara
Muddaton Se Ye Zakham Hai Key Bhara Hi Nahi…. Har Sans Pe Jaisey Phir Sisak......
- Kisi ko mil jati hain rangeen baharein
Kisi ko Mil jati hain Rangeen baharein kisi ko Chaman bhi Nhi Millta., bEwAfA. .*......
- Roshni mere b0hat d0or talak jaye ge
Roshni mere b0hat d0or talak jaye ge, *%UMer%* Shart yeh ha k saleeqay se jalana......
- Barri muddat sey yeh aalam hai mustakil
Barri muddat sey yeh aalam hai mustakiL ”moHsin” Koi wajah b Nahi magr dil udaas......
- Bhool jana to aek rasm e dunya hai dost
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- Tere aney ki khushi me roshan kia
tere aney ki khushi me roshan kia mohala sara apna (kashmeeri) Tu na aya tu......
- Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing
Exam hall is most vulgar n seducing place where u say evrything to Girl. 1.......
- Bachpan ki wo ameeri na jaaney kahan
Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi Jab Paani Main Humarey Bhi Jahaz......
- Kesay bhulaey ga wo meri barson ki
Kesay Bhulaey ga wo meri barson ki chahat ko…….!! ‘FAROOQ’ Darya agar sookh bhi jay......
- Mai kya h0n aur khawb liye phirta
Mai Kya H0n Aur Kya Khawb Liye Phirta H0n, Usne 1 Bar Kia Tha Sawal-e-M0habbat......
- Ye talakh sa lehja taiz baatein
Ye Talakh Talakh Sa Lehja, Ye Taiz Taiz Baatein. Mizaaj-e-Yaar Bhi ‘GUMNAM’ Sharab Jaisa Hai….....
- khuda ap k sare gham
*. . .Khuda Ap k Sare Gham Rait par Likh de Ta’ke Hawa se hi......
- Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sare
Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sar_e_ bazar chaley ,,, + + Gul macha, Sh0r......