Once a Genius pathan wrote to Bill Gates:

Sir, I have some Questions to Ask U

1: The Letters on Keyboard are not in proper order, when will the corrected Version be Released??

2: There is a Start Button but no Stop Button??

3: We have used Ms-Word, when will Mr-Word be Released??

4: There is No ‘Any Key’ Button on the keyboard while computer Frequently Asks for that to Press!

Finally, a Personal Question,

why is your name ‘Gates’ even though U sell ‘Windows’ ??