Maa beti sy:
Beti dodh ka glass p lo
Beti:No mama’
mujy nhi pina
Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?
Beti:maa apko b to dodh pasand nhi’ phr b ap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaongi
Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti
Agr meri achi beti ho to dodh peelo’ wrna mei tm se khafa ho jaon gi,
Beti:mama mujhe dodh pasnd to nai hai lakin ap khafa na hon mai p leti hon,
beti ne dodh pi lia,r apka shukria itna ghor se sms parhne ka:-)
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Aey Maut tu hi aa ke Qissa Tamam kar dey.. Hum Zindagi k Hathon Qiston......
- Tere baazm se jany ka irada tu
tere baazm se jany ka irada tu nai ta? magar aaay Dossth ut k jana......
- Aansoo mere tham jaayein to phir shouq
Aansoo mere tham jaayein to phir shouq se jana.. . Aise me kahaan jaoge barsaat......
- Aaj door se koi salam kargaya
Aaj door se koi salam kargaya, Apni yaadon ka gulam kargaya, Apni zindagi girvi rakhker......
- Wafa wo khel nahi jo chotey dil
Wafa wo khel nahi jo chotey dil waley khelain,, Rooh tak kanp jati ha khafa......
- Baab marne k bhi chora na us
Baab marne k bhi chora na us ne dil jalana ‘TANHA’ roaz phaink jata hai......
- Chal musafir saman utha k ab manzil
Chal musafir saman utha k ab manzil ki taraf barhana hai….. Yeh rah mai tri......
- Ban gaye aalim bhi aamil naheen kaamil
Ban Gaye Aalim Bhi Aamil Bhi Nahee’n Kaamil Banay. . Mitt Gayi Hai Apni Hasti......
- Its an imaginary world where we are
Its an imaginary world, where we are forced to dream the future of super humans,......
- Naadani ki hadd hai zara dekho to
Naadani ki hadd hai zara dekho to unhe….. Mujhe kho kar wo mere jaisa dhoondh......
- Khuda kre k nya saal aap ko
Khuda kre k Nya saal Aap ko Raas aajae Jo Aap ka hai wo Aap......
- Waqt he jhonka hawa ka 0r hum
Waqt He Jhonka Hawa Ka 0r Hum Peelay Pattay Faqat… -._Dear_.- Kon Jane Aagle December......
- Tanhaiyan udaasiyan us per ye sardian
Tanhaiyan , Udaasiyan , us per ye Sardian…, Wah re December teri furqaten nirali hen....
- Pyaray allah pak ye insan jo msg
*PYARAY *ALLAH* PAK,* *Ye* Insan* Jo* *Msg* parh* Raha* Hai*, *Ye *Bohat* Pyara* *Hai,* *Is......
- Unko namoos b izzat pazirai b
‘Unko Namoos B, Izzat B, Pazirai B! Mujko Ronay Ko Muyassar Nhi Tanhai B! Apnay......
- Hosla us main bhi na tha mujh
Hosla us main bhi na tha Mujh se juda hone ka ,, Warna Kajal uski......
- Mohabbat ki azmaishien de thak gaye hein
MOHABBAT KI AZMAISHIEN DE DE THAK GAYE HEIN. . . YA RABB QISMAT MIEN KOI......
- Phool ko tornay walay yeh kyun nahe
Phool ko tornay walay yeh kyun nahe sochtay hain…. DOST.. kay kuch khusbu ki khatir......
- Tamanna thi k jalte hum wafa ki
Tamanna Thi K Jalte Hum Wafa Ki Aag Mein, Lekin !! Jinhaen Khud Sham’a Thokra......
- Ankhon me raha dil utar kar nahi
Ankhon Me Raha Dil Me Utar Kar Nahi Dekh, Ki Kasti Ki Musafir Ne Abhi......
- Meri chahton pay shikwayteray rabton main waqfay
Meri chahton pay shikway,Teray rabton main waqfay Haan yehi nishaniyaan hain,Kay tu door ho raha......
- Aik tiger ne pathan ko zoo
Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne......
- Naseeb walon ko hoti hai mohabbat atta
Naseeb walon ko hoti hai Mohabbat Atta ‘A DOST’ ‘Hum Badnaseeb Hain To Mohabbat ka......
- Ay tabeeb ab to kr dy dard e dawa e dil
Ay tabeeb ab to kr dy dard-e-dawa-e-dil, Agli bar toba , hum mohbt na krein......
- Sookhay patton ki tarha thehray hai hum
sookhay patton ki tarha thehray hai hum to .. kisi ne sameta bhi to hamain......
- Dekh kar mere hath ki lakeero ko
Dekh kar mere hath ki lakeero ko wo najoomi bhi ro para, SONU K tujhe......
- Jeet k ley jaye mujhe koi naseebon
Jeet k Ley Jaye Mujhe Koi Naseebon WaaLa.. . Zindagi Ney Mujhe Daao Pe Laga......
- Teri tamanna tera intezar or tanha
Teri tamanna tera intezar or tanha sa mein thak kar muskuraa dia jab ro nahi......
- Logon ne mere gham ka tamasha bana
Logon ne mere gham ka tamasha bana diya, Mere chaman ke saath mera dil bhi......
- Q r0ty h0 0s ki yad
Q R0ty h0 0s ki yad Mein ay d0st Agar ans00 se Takdeer bdlti T0......
- Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy
Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy tujh ko tujh say chura lo agar bura......
- Yeh zarori tou nahe ke suraj zameen
Yeh zarori tou nahe ke suraj zameen he pe aa jay…. Jub koi apna badalta......
- meri chahat ki inteha dekhni hai
‘ Meri Chahat Ki Inteha Dekhni Hai To Mery DIL Se DiL Laga Kr Dekh......
- Ek taraf dunia me wafa nahi
Ek taraf dunia me wafa nahi, Dosri taraf zindagi me maza nahi, Sab humain chorr......
- Koi mujh tak pohanch nahi paata
‘Koi Mujh Tak Pohanch Nahi Paata, Itna Aasaan Hai Pata Mera..’...
- Umar bhar likhte rahy phr bhi kaagz
‘Umar Bhar Likhte Rahy Phr Bhi Kaagz KhaLi Raha,, ‘GHALIB’ ‘Pen khol kr dhka tu......
- Ab meri mohabbat bhi kbi zinda nai
Ab Meri Mohabbat Bhi Kbi Zinda Nai Hogi Faraz! Mein Us Ko Dafna Kar Us......
- Shoq se torro dil mera bus itna
Shoq se torro dil mera bus itna bta dena,,, Kion Apna hi Ghar barbaad karna......
- Shaam bhi khoob hai paas mehboob hy
Shaam bhi khoob hai Paas Mehboob hy, Aashqi k Liye or kya Chahiye… Tashreeh: .......
- Spreading good thoughts should be our habit
Spreading good thoughts should be our habit instead of sick thoughts/news/rumors. May Almighty Allah bless......