KISI NE 1 PATHAN KO SMS KIYA K AGAR ZAHEEN HO TO 200 OR AGAR HOSHIYAR HO TO 300 KA LOAD KRO PATHAN NE 500 KA LOAD KARWAYA OR KAHA K HUM HOSHIYAR BHE HY OR ZAHEEN BHE
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- Pathan i am going ka kiya matlab
Pathan: ‘I am Going’ ka kiya matlab hota hai? Sardar: Main Ja Raha Hoon Pathan:......
- Pathan amma kiya tum ne hum ko
Pathan; Amma kiya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Honey Se Pehle Dekha Tha? . .......
- Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya
Pathan ki teacher ne usko message kiya ‘i miss u’ bohut dair sochny k baad......
- Teacher bare hokr kiya bano gye pathan
Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano gye? Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo......
- Kiya sindhi pathan great afridi king
Kiya Sindhi Kiya Pathan Great Afridi King Yunis Khan Intkhab Coach Yunis Captan Kami Opener......
- Pathan batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
Pathan: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi marr jaye aur Laathi bhi na tutay?......
- Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha k
Ek pathan say kisi nay pucha K, Apka favourite song konsa hai??? Pathan Sharma k......
- Pathan ne college khola par kisi bhi
Pathan ne college khola Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay. Guess......
- 1 pathan se kisi ne pocha aqal
1 Pathan se kisi ne pocha: Aqal bari ya bhens? Pathan thori dair sochnay k......
- Kisi ne melne ka wada kiya tha
Kisi ne melne ka wada kiya tha SHAM ko ‘SAAQI’ Har roz taraste so jate......
- Jail mein pathan sy kisi ny pocha
Jail Mein Pathan sy kisi ny Pocha Tum Sy Aisi Kya Galti Hui K Tum......
- Piyar kisi se jitna kiya ruswai hi
Piyar kisi se jitna kiya ruswai hi mili Wafa chahe jitni bhi ki bewafai hi......
- Pathan ne ghair qanoni diwar banai kisi
pathan ne ghair qanoni diwar banai kisi ne kaha kuch aisa likho ke diwar purani......
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya pathan
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k......
- 1 pathan dosre se bata aisa kiya
1 PaThAn DoSrE PaThAn Se BaTa AiSa KiYa HaI Jo TeRe PaSs HaI MeRe PaSs......
- Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms
Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms kiya: Ghar kb aa rhy ho..? Pathan ny......
- 1 pathan ki birthday thi tou kisi
1 pAtHaN kI bIrThDaY tHi tOu kIsI nE kAhA kHaN sAhAb Aj tOu nAyE kApRe......
- Ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke
ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke aftari k waqt jo b Dua karo kabol......
- Kiya hoga na ab tak kisi ne
Kiya Hoga Na Ab Tak Kisi Ne Jo Hum Tere Ishq Mein Karenge Aashiq Dete......
- Arz kiya hain kisi ke dil
Arz Kiya Hain, kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi kisi ko dil mein......
- Na sajda kiya kisi aur ko
NA SAJDA KIYA KISI AUR KO, NA MAANGA KUCH BHI KISI SE…. MOHABBAT MEIN AE......
- Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya agr
Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK......
- Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya
‘Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK......
- Kisi ne pathan se puchainsaan k hath
kisi ne pathan se pucha,”insaan k hath kis liay hote hain” pathan ne kafi der......
- Pathan dukhi tha kisi ne poucha q
pathan dukhi tha kisi ne poucha Q tension me ho? . . . . pathan:yara......
- Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez
Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha ‘mareez ki tabiat kesi he?’ pathan:’tabiat bilkul theek he......
- 1 pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura
1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le, Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith......
- Na maine pyar kiya kisi ko dil
na maine pyar kiya na maine kisi ko dil diya.. phir bhi pyar ko sabdho......
- Aaj kiya zikr kisi ne jo tumhara
Aaj Kiya Zikr Kisi Ne Jo Tumhara Halkey Halkey Say Phir Tum Yaad Anay Lagay......
- Humne bhi kisi se pyar kiya tha
Humne Bhi Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Tha Unki Raah Me Khade Hokar Intezaar Kiya Tha......
- Kisi se pyar kiya tho woh bewafa
Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Tho Woh Bewafa Nikle, Kisi Se Dosthi Ki Tho Dost Gaddaar......
- Kabhi jo kisi ko mehsus kiya
Kabhi Jo Kisi Ko Mehsus Kiya , Bas Tujhi Ko Mehsus Kiya, Ye Ashq To......
- Ishq ne kisi ko majboor kiya hai
Ishq Ne Kisi Ko Majboor Kiya Hai Bewafai Ke Liye Warna Hum Bhi Baste The......
- Humne bhi kisi ko pasand kiya tha
Humne Bhi Kisi Ko Pasand Kiya Tha Raho Me Khade Unka Intezar Kiya Tha, Fark......
- Yuon tho hum picha kisi ka kiya
Yuon Tho Hum Picha Kisi Ka Kiya Nahi Karte, Darde Dil Liya Or Diya Nahi......
- Kiya tha maine bhi kisi se pyar
Kiya Tha Maine Bhi Kisi Se Pyar Dil Mein Tha Mere Bhi Kisi Ke Ishq......
- Arz kiya hai dost chera har kisi
Arz kiya hai. Dost, Chera har kisi ko dikhaya nahin jata, man mein har kisi......
- Aik bazurg se kisi ne sawaal kiya
Aik ‘Bazurg’ Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k ‘Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi......
- Aik bazurg se kisi ne sawal kiya
Aik bazurg se kisi ne sawal kiya k agr humaray naseeb mein pehley se hi......
- Aaj kiya zikr kisi ne jo tumhara
Aaj Kiya Zikr Kisi Ne jo TumHara Halkey Halkey Say phir Tum YaaD Anay Lagay......
- Kisi ne milne ka wada kiya tha
Kisi Ne Milne Ka Wada Kiya Tha, Tanha Shaam Ko ‘DOST’, Her Roz Taraste Howay......
- Kisi k zakham ka marham kisi gham
Kisi k zakham ka marham kisi k gham ka ilaj…. dukho ne baant rakha hai......
- Kabhi kisi ko tang kiya nhi karteyoun
KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE, YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi......
- Jo kiya inkaar kabhi kisi ne pilane
Jo Kiya Inkaar Kabhi Kisi Ne Pilane Se Hume, To Ashqon Se Ek Jaam Banaa......
- Kisi ne poocha mohabbat kiya hai samandar
Kisi Ne Poocha Mohabbat Kiya Hai Samandar Nay Kaha…. Mohabbat Samandar Key Gehraiyo May Chepie......
- Pyaar to harr kisi ne hamse kiya
Pyaar To Harr Kisi Ne Hamse Kiya Hai Lekin…. Bewafaai Jahan Mili Uss Rishtey Ka......
- Kisi dard ko mehsoos kiya tha apni
Kisi Dard Ko Mehsoos Kiya Tha, Apni Daastaan Jo Sunai Thi Tumko, Wo Yaad Hi......
- Har kisi ko pyar kiya nahi jata
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Kiya Nahi Jata Hai Har Baat Keh Kar Kisi Ko Yaad......
- Na kisi ne pyar kiya ikraar humein
Na Kisi Ne Ne Pyar Kiya Na Kisi Ne Ikraar Kiya Kisi Ne Humein Yaad......
- Kisi ki dhardken ka kiya ttikana rahaega
Kisi Ki Dhardken Ka Kiya Ttikana Rahaega Jab Tak Hai Aab-O-Daana Kabhi Kae Mit Ker......
- Kusur kisi aur ne kiya saja payee
Kusur Kisi Aur Ne Kiya Saja Kisi Aur Ne Payee Dil Kisi Aur Ne Toda......
- Na kabhi kisi se gila kiya mujhey
Na Kabhi Kisi Se Gila Kiya, Mujhey Ajab Iska Sila Mila, Muhabbatun Ki Kitab Ka,......
- Mohababat kiya cheej hai kabhi kisi ko
Mohababat kiya cheej hai kabhi kisi ko ho jati hai Bade budhe aur naujawan sabhi......
- Bekhud kiya yun humko kisi ajnabi ne
Bekhud Kiya Yun Humko Kisi Ajnabi Ne Is Kadar Sayad Mil Jaaye Wo Phir Kabhi......
- Molvi say kisi ney poocha kiya khao
MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha, Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..? Molvi: Allah tujhe aise......
- Mene haq e mohabat ada kiya na kabi kisi
Mene Haq-e-Mohabat ada kiya, Na kabi kisi se Gila kiya, Mujhe ajab iska Sila mila,......
- Kiya khoob kaha hai kisi kehne waly
“Kiya khoob kaha hai kisi kehne waly ne” ..SAGAR.. “Agar kisi ko kisi se rishta......
- Kisi ki kiya khoob kahoon main kabhie
Kisi Ki Kiya Khoob Kahoon Main Kabhie Khayaloon Main Aye Kabhie Khuwaboon Main Aye Chupke......
- Humne yaad kiya tumko tumne kisi aur
Humne Yaad Kiya Tumko Tumne Yaad Kiya Kisi Aur Ko Kuda Kare Jise Tum Yaad......
- Hain maine bhii kiya kisi se pyaar
Hain Maine Bhii Kiya Hain Kisi Se Pyaar, Aapne Dil Kii Baato Kaa Kiya Tha......
- Kisi ka kuch kiya nahi apne liye
Kisi Ka Kuch Kiya Nahi, Apne Liye Jiya Nahi, Chahi Sab Ki Khushi, Main Sab......
- Bhool jata hoon kisi pe maine kiya
Bhool Jata Hoon Kisi Pe Maine Kiya Tha Upkar Bhool Jata Hoon Kisi Ne Mujh......
- Agar apne kisi se sacha pyar kiya
Agar apne kisi se sacha pyar kiya hai to ise complete karo. I__v_uy_ur __D__l__g m_......
- Kisi baat per mai kisi se khafa
Kisi Baat per mai kisi se khafa hon, Mai Zinda hon per zindagi se Khafa......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll......
- Geo pathan for those who say
GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T......
- Pathan namaz me ro k dua kr
PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua kr rha tha ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko Pakstan......
- 2 pathan bnk lotne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bnk lotne gay pr GUN bhol gy! Phir b bnk lot liya!KESE? Bnk......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- A pathan goes to a hotel and
A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- Pathan dr hum 3 bv badal
PATHAN:- ! DR, HUM 3 B.V BADAL CHUKA HY LAKEN AULAAD NAHI HOTA HAMARA !......
- Ak gang me pathan k hat ek
ak gang me pathan k hat me ek kafer a gea us marny laga o......
- pathan maan hm bra ho k
*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- Pathan o hum is kamre me nhi
Pathan: O, hum is kamre me nhi rahe ga hmko pagal samjha hai kia? Paisa......
- 10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
10 log 1 pathan ko Mar rahe thy Pr Pathan Phir b Hans rha tha......
- Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka
ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid......
- Pathan amma kya tum ne hum ko
Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi......
- Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5
Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan:......
- 1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro
1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha,......
- 1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez
1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai?......
- Pathan k boss ney use job se
pathan k boss ney use job se nikal dia, pathan roz us k gher k......
- Pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat
pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat diye or kaha ‘UR JA’ woh nahi uri......
- Eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay
eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay khali bori rakh k border cross krta tha.......
- 1 pathan ne aag jalany k lie
1 PATHAN ne aag jalany K Lie phok mari to uski Hawa nikal gahi. 2bara......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- pathan bike pr ja rha tha k
-PATHAN bike pr ja rha tha k 1 larki ko bike mardi Larki=Horn nai mar......
- 5 pathan aur 1 behari
‘ 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, . .......
- Pathan se ksi ne masjid k lye
Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check......
- Police car gas par hai pathan no
Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par......
- Pathan dr ap ne kaha tha k
Pathan: Dr. ap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti......
- 1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya
1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne......
- 1st pathan yaar aaj to 1 rs
1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye. 2nd Pathan: Wo......
- Aik tiger ne pathan ko zoo
Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne......
- 1 pathan doosray seagr tu ye bta
‘1 Pathan doosray Pathan seagr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai?......
- Pathan ny bache ka nam mqm rakhadostapko
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM rakha Dost:ApKo MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny Bete......
- 1 pathan ki mot ka waqt aayaab
1 Pathan Ki mot Ka Waqt Aaya! . . . . . . . .......
- Dur se dekha to pathan nanga
dur se dekha to pathan nanga khara tha……… or or or or kia? pass jany......
- Brain of pathan doctor u hav a
Brain of Pathan Doctor: u hav a brain tumor. Pathan: jumps in joy. YESSS!!! Dr......
- 14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se
14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre......
- Pathan sitting on the top of mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top......
- Pathan ny nadra k office mai ja
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun Kr NADRA......
- Ek pathan 15 saal allah se ro
Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.......
- Pathan hum 25 behan bhai hai
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi......
- Pathan shop pe ja k aik kilo
‘Pathan shop pe ja k: Aik kilo Bhains ka doodh de do. Shopkeeper: Tmhara bartan......
- Is mulk ko banaye ga pathan
Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan......
- Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha......
- Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha......
- 1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy
1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny......
- Pathan ka promotion inspector se dsp ho
Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar Aa Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz......
- 1 pathan 15sal se allah ro k
1 pathan 15sal se ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta reha......
- Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm
Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper:......
- Pathan thrmos le k picnic par
Pathan Thrmos Le K Picnic Par Gaya. . Pathan: Is Mai Thandi Cheez Thandi Or......
- Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka
ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN......
- Ek pathan kisan se ye kis chez
Ek pathan kisan se ye kis chez ka khet he ? kissan ye kapas ka......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
PATHAN BALOOCH SY EK DIN K LIYE APNE SHALWAR TO DENA BALOOH:KYON APNY DADA KO......
- 1 pathan tv pe bomb rakh ker
1 pathan t.v pe bomb rakh ker pakistan ka semi final daikh raha tha. .......
- A boy 2 pathan mai agar chahon
A boy 2 pathan: mai agar chahon to tamam pathano ko janat se nikal kar......
- Ek pathan interview k lye gaya
Ek pathan interview K lye gaya. interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?†pathan: “jis qabrastan......
- Pathan job k liy london jata hay
PATHAN job k liy London jata hay Officer: Tum pakistan mei kiya karobar kerty thy......
- Pathan bill gates se yar tum bhi
pathan Bill Gates se ‘yar tum bhi kamal karte ho’ naam Gate hai aur kam......
- Pathan larki say i love
Pathan : larki say I love you Larki: tammeez say batt karo. Pathan: ‘ bismilah......
- Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara
Aik pathan ne sex k liye sara saman jama kr lia Tail Condom Roi Kisi......
- friend to pathan yarsir ka msg
*. .Friend to pathan Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya......
- 1 pathan dr kay ghar raat 2
1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya. ‘Aap So To Nahi Rahy?’......
- Ek pathan cooking oil se naha kr
Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se Naha Kr Date Par GaYa Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil......
- Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun
Pathan ko Baap Ne Shadi pe gun di or kha: Agr Bv zero meter o......
- Pathan was waitng 4 train with his
Pathan was waitng 4 train with his wife. Train aai oper likha tha Khybar Mail’......
- Pathan ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- Ek pathan bhari bus mai ek larki
Ek pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se touch ho raha tha Larki: Excuse me......
- pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra
(:-PATHAN Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya. OFiCER: Tmne Sher Ka Pinjra......
- 2 pathan car main bomb fit kar
2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan Doodh Wale Se:, Tum 2 Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thay? Doodh Wala:......
- Ek pathan na aag bhujane k liye
ek pathan na aag bhujane k liye phoonk mari to us ki hawa nikal gai......
- Train hal pari 2 pathan
Train çhal pari : 2 pathan. taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the Aik ne......
- Pathan sardr sy tm kis roz pyda
pathan sardr sy tm kis roz pyda huey? Pathan: Me itwaar ko pyda huwa tha,......
- Pathan me ne khat likha tha k
Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd:......
- 3 pathan bed pe so rahay thay
3 Pathan Bed pe so rahay thay Teeno ko Jaga tang ho rahi thi 1......
- Pathan yara abi tmhara ami ka
Pathan : yara abi tmhara ami ka khansi kesa hy? Friend : band hogai hy......
- wife i am pregnant pathan
*. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha!......
- Pathan yar mere pas paise nhi hy
Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun? Dost: To......
- pathan to his wife kitni
*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho......
- Pathan ki bv ka rang kala tha
Pathan ki Bv ka rang kala tha Bv ne Orange rang ki Sarhi pehni or......
- Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge .......
- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo......
- Ye keh kr pathan ne truck larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo......
- Pathan ka interview tha sawal aya
Pathan Ka Interview Tha… Sawal Aya: English Me Translate Karo… ‘Main Nokari K Liye Bohat......
- Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho
Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai. Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k......
- Breaking news 1 pathan ne
Breaking news . 1 Pathan Ne BV Ki Mohabbat Main Naswar Chor Di..!!! . .......
- 2011 ka super hit sms pathan
2011 Ka Super Hit SMS Pathan washroom ma betha tha Samne likha tha Pani ka......
- Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke
Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke wo mar chuka he jab wo utha to us......
- Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Pathan Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy Buzdili......
- 1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke
1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi......
- Pathan ne 1 college khola par
Pathan ne 1 college khola Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay.......
- Pathan hm 35 behn bhai hai
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye......
- Pathan maa hum bara ho k jahaz
PATHAN MAA HUM BARA HO K JAHAZ URAE GA MAA BETA MUJHE KESE PATA CHALEGA......
- Teacher to pathan allah ne
Teacher to pathan : Allah ne ‘PAIT’ kiyun banaya hai? . . . . Pathan......
- pathan to wife in romantic
*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife:......
- pathan ko 1 larki se pyar
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul......
- American can u swim pathan no
American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims......
- Pathan khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha
Pathan: Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha. Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy buzdili......
- Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston
Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston ne Dulhan ki jaga ak larky ko bitha......
- Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka
Pathan ne galti sy 100 rupy ka blnce sardar ko bhj dia. Phr cal ki.......
- Motorway police ne car rok kr pathan
Motorway Police ne car rok kr Pathan se kaha: Apne seatbelt bandhi hui hy is......
- Teacher 1876 ko kya hua tha pathan
Teacher: 1876 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN Ni pata Teachr: Stupid Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue The......
- 1 pathan pco gaya or jatey hi
1 PATHAN P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! . . .......
- 1 pathan tv kharedne gya salsman ne
1 pathan TV kharedne gya salsman ne Tv dekahtay howay btaya k ye tv aisa......
- Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li
Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar......
- Ek pathan ne gali k k0ne me
Ek Pathan Ne Gali K K0NE Me Kachra Phenk Diya. Thori Der Bad Ghom Phir......
- Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka
Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha ‘EID MUBARAK’......
- 1 pathan kasaai ban gaya us
1 pathan kasaai ban gaya., us ne jb pehli qurbani ki to sb ne usy......
- Pathan ka sher arz he khirki se
Pathan Ka Sher Arz He. Khirki Se Dekha To Gali Me Koi Nhi Tha Wah......
- Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum
aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- Pathan got job in a telenor call
Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?......
- Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne
Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne boht tang kia…! ++Uska dimagh ghooma++ Pathan ne......
- Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake
Eik pathan ko pak airforce se dhake mar k nikal dia gaya Waja malom ki......
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