Khan 2 Frnd:
Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha
Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!
Frnd: moochein to sbki hen!
Khan: wo jiska safaid kapray hein!
Frnd:wo to sb k sufaid hain
Pathan ne pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
“ye jo reh gya ha
isko main nai choraygiâ€
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Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha. . Man: Ye kya kr rhe......
- Khan lrki phsani ati hasardar nhikhan bara
Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha? Sardar: Nhi! Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os......
- Arrrzzzz kiya hahh shaiire asif khan nyy
Arrrzzzz kiya hahh SHAIIR_E_ ASIF KHAN NYY K K K AURAT BADAL JAIY 2 BADAL......
- Parosi khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki
Parosi: khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,maine kal sb dekh......
- 1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or
1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or pathan se kehta hy bhai jaldi jao tumare......
- Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya, woh admi gusse mein......
- 1 admi ko naddi k us par
1 admi ko naddi k us par jana tha. AATA Piswany to bataho wo kis......
- 1 admi ki shadi hui us ne
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni......
- Please note it once ak admi
Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha......
- Please note it once ak admi
Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha......
- Once there was a admi he cutting
Once there was a admi,,, He was cutting Saag with draati,,, He saw a jadd......
- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
1 admi k 3 Dost thy 3no doctor thy 2 pagal thy 1 ko samjh......
- Agr koi admi bat kary or wo
Agr koi admi bat kary or wo bat raaz ho to phr wo aik amanat......
- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
1 admi k 3 dost thy.. 3no doctor thy, 2 pagal thy, 1 ko samjh......
- 1 machhar ne admi ko din me
1 machhar ne 1 admi ko din me kata, Admi:- tum tu raat ko kat’te......
- Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu
Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu uski bv chae le i. Admi bola chae......
- 1 admi zor se dua mang rha
1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’.......
- Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi
jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi:......
- 1 admi apni bv k hr kam
1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuqs Nikalta . Agr Wo Anda Boil......
- Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se
Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula......
- 1 admi ki wife mar gai
1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye?......