Judge mujrim se.
tunhari akhri Khawahish kia he.
Mujrim.
tumhari beti se shadi,10 krore rupia,10 saal ka huny moon,4 5 buche
saleem.sana.sajid.irfan ,rashi
Amerca ka viza .mere bacho k buche
us k bad ap jo saza de ge muje manzoor ho gi
Judge. hahahahahahah
meri koi beti hi nhi
tungo saale nu
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- Jis tarh ranj meankhun me nami ka
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- Meri chahat main khot to ni shamil
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- Meri duaoon main itna tou asar kar
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- Aik shaks ko jannat main farishtay mar
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- Sorry apki neend dstrb ki lekin
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- Phool khil jain to us shakas sy
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- kaaash mere anso paisay
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- Tu sarmaya e hasti ha tera zikar kesa
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- Is sy barh kr sabr ka imitehan
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- Hum tawur mein tujhay paas bula k
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- Hui sham kisi k intzar me
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- Mery 19 bachy hain aap k
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- Teri rehmaton per munhasir har amaal ki
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- Hain dafan mujh me meri kitni raunaqein
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- Pyas e asghar ka aks e karbala mein
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- Sakhawat sy khazanon me kami aati nhi
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- Bikhra wajood tootay khuwab sulagti tanhaiyaan
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- Raat hote hi ek panchi roz
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- The life is journey travel only once
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- Apni kismat ka likha to mil hi
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- Aajab lutf aa raha tha didar e yar main
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- Naadani ki had hai zara dekho
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- Maslehat hy k tawajoh hey sazish hey
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