Hum Tasaver May Tojhay Apne Paas Beta Ker Roye~
Tere Tasveer Ko Senay Se Laga Ker Roye~
Tojhay Soo Bar Pokara Shab-e-Tanhai May~
OR
Her Baar TOjay Apne Pas Na Pa Ker Roye.
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- Apne haseen hontoon ko kisi cheez sy
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- Boht dino se nahi apne darmiyan wo
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- Buhat naaz tha humein apne doston kay
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- Bana k chhor dete hain woh apne
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- Mene is saal ko jate dekha apne
Mene Is Saal Ko Jate Dekha Apne Jalte,apni Bhujhi Raaten Apni Jeet Apni Maatein Sath......
- Pathan apne sharabi dost ko raat k
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- Kitna khush naseeb hai wo shakhs jo apne
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- Apne ehsas se choo kar mujhe sandal
Apne Ehsas Se Choo Kar Mujhe Sandal Kardo Mai To Sadiyon Se Adhoori Hoon Mukammal......
- Mix funny poetry 1mai apne gahr
Mix Funny Poetry 1)Mai apne gahr ki ek ek chez ginta hon FARAZ, Aik tery......
- Us aakhri sham ne mere hath apne
Us Aakhri sham Us nE mere Hath apnE Hatho mE le kar kaha tHa, sunO!......
- Apne gareeb baba ki beti tumhari hai
Apne Gareeb Baba Ki Beti Tumhari Hai Zindagi Tmhari Hai, Har Khushi Tmhari Hai, Yeh......
- Missclass me apne baby ko dood pilate
Miss:Class me apne baby ko Dood pilate hoy boli: Mera Beta bara ho k Doctor......
- Apne kirdar se harasan hon mere saath
apne kirdar se harasan hon mere saath na chal.. me to khud,khud pe hi bhari......
- Shahzada saleemmai apne maa baap ka eklota
Shahzada Saleem:Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon, wo sari sari raat mujay loriyan......
- Apne hone ka pata dedena kabhi
Apne Hone Ka Pata Dedena, Kabhi Guzro To Sada Dedena, Yaad Aajaon â€IBADAT†Me Agar,......
- Pathan ek hindu se yaar apne murde
Pathan Ek hindu se: Yaar apne murde ko jala k zaya mat kia karo, Hindu:......
- Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna, Sabke sms zara hata kar rakha, Kabhi bhi......
- Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein
Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo. Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap......
- Apne mujhko nazaro se yu gira diya
Apne mujhko nazaro se yu gira diya jase ho koyi khab raat ka bhula diya......
- Ek pathan apne girl friend ko apnay
Ek pathan apne girl friend ko Apnay ghar lay kar gaya Saree lights off kar......
- Eid ke liye pathan apne shoes lane
Eid ke liye pathan apne liye shoes lane gya tu pathan ka paoo itna bara......
- pathn apne dost k walid chaliswen
. . . . Pathn apne dost k walid k chaliswen me gya tu usko......
- Premi apne premika ki zulfon me aisa
Premi apne premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya ke . behosh ho gaya. …… Jab......
- Aj mene apne sare dukh kamrey ki
aj mene apne sare dukh kamrey ki diwaroo se keh dhale… raaj ab me sota......
- Pathan apne hath pa blade se larki
Pathan apne hath pa Blade se larki ka name likh rha tha k achanak zor......
- Apne tarkash k teeron ki ginti karo
Apne tarkash k teeron ki Ginti karo, Mere Ghaao Gino gay to thak jao gay......
- Abi tum tifl e maktab hosambhalo apne joban ko
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- Sari umr pojty rahy log apne hath
Sari Umr Pojty Rahy Log Apne Hath Se Bne Hwe Pathr K Khuda ko,, ‘WASI’......
- Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra
Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra hospital main buhat achi larkiyan hn, Ek ne......
- Yun dost saaray apne rastay badal gye
Yun dost saaray apne apne rastay badal gye Kuch peechay ruk gye to kuch aagay......
- Apne haseen honton ko kisi chees se
Apne Haseen Honton Ko Kisi Chees Se Chupa Lia Karo Ajnabi Hum Gustakh Log Hain......
- Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond
Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond lena, Or haan! Aatay ko achi tarah goond......
- Decembr ab bhi apne asaasy sath laya
Decembr ab bhi apne asaasy sath laya hai.. wohi tewar, wohi afsurdgi or sard sa......
- Pathan miss apne kal mujhe call q
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- Zara alfaaz k naakhun tarasho apne
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- Razzak apne rizk ki takseem dekh lay
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- Kiyun rakhoon mein apne qalam siyahi
Kiyun rakhoon mein apne Qalam mein siyahi,.. Jab koi armaan dil mein machalta hi nahi,........
- Barri tabdeeliyan laaye hain apne aap mein
Barri tabdeeliyan laaye hain apne aap mein lekin JAMALI UN ki yaad mein rehne ki......
- Duniya hooee baymaan apne hooye anjaan na
duniya hooee baymaan, apne hooye anjaan, na maango kisi se koi ehsaan, ke ehsaan ke......
- Baandhtay hain apne dil main zulf e janaan ka
Baandhtay Hain Apne Dil Main ZulF-e-Janaan Ka Khiyal, Is Tarah Zanjeer Pehnatay Hain Deewane Ko......
- Main nahi itna ghafil k apne chahne
Main Nahi Itna Ghafil k Apne Chahne Walon Ko Bhool Jaon, ‘JANAB’ Peeta Zaror Hon......
- Apne aaqa k sana khawano mein paya
Apne Aaqa k sana khawano mein paya jaon, Aarzu ye ha k Madine mein bulaya......
- Pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell baja
Pathan Rozana Apne Parosi Ki Bell Baja Kr Bhag Jata Tha Ek Din Parosi Ne......
- Kyun lafzon mai bayaan karoon apne dard
‘Kyun Lafzon Mai Bayaan KaRoon Apne DaRd Ko’ Dosto !!!…’Sun’ne Wale To Bohat Hain,,, Samjhne......
- Mom kyn ro rhe ho beta
Mom: kyn ro rhe ho? beta: keel lgatay hoay hathhori papa k hath pe lag......
- Baap beta se tum kab tak
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE? BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn......
- Maa beta kya kar rahe ho
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe......
- Maa beta kya kar rahe ho
MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..? BETA : Parh rha hu Maa.. MAA :......
- Man beta ap k abu ghar per
Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain......
- Baap bete se beta mje
BAAp bEte Se. . BEta : mjE yAd nI Aa RaHA K KaBI TuM Ne......
- Maa beta shadi us se karna
Maa : Beta Shadi us se karna jo Naik ho. 5 waqt Namaz parhti ho.......
- Larki waley aap ka beta
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? Larke Ki Maa Mera Beta......
- Miss beta abu kya krte hen
Miss : beta abu kya krte hen? . . . . . . . .......
- Ek don ka beta oral exam me
ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya, ghar aakar wo apne dad......
- Sardar to his son beta tu sher
Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.......
- Memon ka beta abu 5 ropay do
Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na Abu: Nahin Dun Ga Beta: Abu Day......
- Beta ro raha tha abu ne pocha
Beta ro raha tha. Abu ne pocha Q ro rahe ho mujhe batao mein tumhara......
- Maan tab b roti thi jab beta
Maan tab b roti thi jab beta khana nahi khata tha ….. our… Maan aaj......
- beta papa ye sex kya hota
*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya......
- Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae
Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th......
- Master g to child beta kun ro
Master g to child; beta kun ro rahe ho. bacha; master g school ki bell......
- Mom beta so jawo warna gabbar
mom: beta so jawo warna gabbar ajayga san: phale 10 rope do mom kyou san:......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON......
- Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara ho
Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de......
- Beta mama ye pregnant kya hota hai
Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai? Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain. Next......
- Memon ka beta girl friend k
MEMON ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar ayato baap ne poocha,kitnay paisay......
- Mother beta apny lye ik naik
Mother: Beta apny lye ik naik larki talash karo namazi ho perhezgar pardy dar naik......
- Sheikh ka beta abba 2 rupees do
Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees do Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de do doodh......