Girl to Doctor:
Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya
Aur
19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. 😀
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Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso......
- Each patient carries his own doctor inside
Each patient carries his own doctor inside him. They come to us now knowing this......