Munna Bhai Nay Pehlay Din Office Khola To Bara Khush Tha.
Us Ki Secertary Nay Bataya K Bahar Aik Aadmi Aaya Hai.
Munna Bara Khush Hua Aur Usay Andar Aanay K Liye Kaha.
Us K Andar Aanay Say Pehlay Munna Nay Socha K Us Par
Impression Dalna Chahiye Aur Phone Utha K Batien Karnay Laga.
“Haan Haan! 500 Rupay Fees Hai, Apun 10 Baje Tak Betha Hai Idher,
Is Say Late Nahi Karnay Ka, Apun Bahut Busy Hai”.
Us K Baad Us Nay Phone Rakha Aur Aanay Walay Say Poocha
“Beth Na Maamoon, Apun Teray Liye Kya Kar Sakta Hai?”
Man: Mien Phone Sahi Karnay Aaya Hoon.
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- Munna bhai abay sarkit ye beta
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- Munna bhai aby sarkit yeh bata ager
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- Munna bhai aby sarkityeh bata agar
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- Munna bhai sala apun ko kaisy pata
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- Munna bhai yeh quaid e azam har note main
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- Munna bhai circuit agar bina daant wala
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- Main toa pehlay hee os k bhai
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- Dost mera hai bhai se bhi badkar
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- Pathan ne 1 college khola par
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- Raat kal darwaze pe dastak hui khola
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- Dil ki kitaab ke safe khola kiye
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- Pathan ne college khola par kisi bhi
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- Hum aaye humne khola nikala dala
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- Jab mene darwaza khola apki ankho me
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- Innocence choti bachi ne drwza khola
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- Maine khola apna dila ka directory soncha
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- Munna Bahi:
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- Hum to yun hi munna biscuit khaa
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- Hum tu yunhe shok mn munna biscuit
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- Shoharbv se munna kabse ro kar halkan
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- Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
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- Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
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- Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
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- Bachpan me munna or munni k bicharne
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- Shadi me munna papa sepapa khana kab
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- Munna shahar se mausam kee khabar laya
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- Munna abay circuit jaa baajo walay
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- Munna bhaiapun ko kaisy pata chalay ga
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- A man who has no office to
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- Son aap ke office se guzar
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- Santa tum is office ma kub se
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- Go around the office and tell random
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- My meaningless office job they pay me
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- Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office
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- Post office mei 1 achi job hai
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- Monday ko office jana hai
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- An office technician got a call from
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- Pathan ny nadra k office mai ja
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- Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office
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- Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office
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- The proper office of a friend is
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- 1 bacha zong k office ja kar
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- Sardar went to microsoft office for
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- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
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- The most important political office is that
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- The most important political office is that
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- When i took office only high energy
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- What i dont like about office christmas
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- He shaped and molded that office to
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- Ek clerk office me apni partner k
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- Pati office jaa raha tha patni
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- A shaikh calls to a newspaper office
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- Boss arz kiya hai office may kaam
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- The worlds tallest office building is the
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- Hum tu office mein boss se peraishan
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- Mrbean went to guinness book office
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- Santa office se ghar aya to dekha
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- A memon calls to a newspaper office
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- Iss say pehlay ke kuchh na keh
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- Paper say pehlay ki dua
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- Ay allah is say pehlay keh ye
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- Dua ay allah is se pehlay
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- Meray office se sham k ghar laut
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- Haal e safar office ka na pooch mera
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- Pathan office sa wapis araha tha rastay
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- 1 shaks kesc office k bahr khra
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- Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab
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- Husband office se wapis ghar aya khamosh
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- Shaam hony say pehlay lot ana
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- Dosti karo college wali se pyar office
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- Jo log khanay se pehlay thora namak
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- Salaam pehlay tu meer taqi ji ka
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- Dafan kerne se pehlay meray dil ko
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- Dafan kerne se pehlay meray dil ko
Dafan kerne se pehlay meray dil ko nikal lena Faraz, Kahin khak main na mil......
- Pehlay is main ek adaa thi naaz
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- Student yoon fail jo karna tha pehlay
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- Tutker sahar se pehlay hum tutta tara
Tutker Sahar Se Pehlay Hum, Tutta Tara Ban Jayegey. Na Jeet Payegy Raat Humsay, Aur......
- Mujhay hur kaam say pehlay sehar sham
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- Islam nikaah se pehlay ishq ki islie
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- Pehlay barri rghbat thi tere naam say
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- Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola kisi ka
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- Gham e firaaq sey pehlay shab visaal
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- Pehlay haat may pukr0per seeda kar0per th00k
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- Itni shiddat ansuon main pehlay kabhi na
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- Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke......
- Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke......
- Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke......
- Rafta bujh gya aakhir chragh e arzu pehlay dil
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- Gham e firaq se pehlay shab e visaal k baad hai
Gham-e-Firaq Se Pehlay Shab-e-Visaal K Baad, Hai Or Kya Jise Dekhein Tere Jamal K Baad.......
- Lo bhai ap k lye arz kia
Lo bhai ap k lye Arz kia ha Murghi ka ho ya ho hathi ka......
- Wah wah bhai o kia kehna
Wah wah wah wah Bhai wah wah wah o’ wah wah kia kehna wah lajawab......
- Do u know what bhai stands for
Do u know what bhai stands for BHAI B.. Best H.. Husband A.. Among I........
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- Ye bhai ka sms hai bhidu
Ye ‘Bhai’ Ka SMS hai Bhidu, Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu, Ignore Mile tu Gali......
- Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he?
1 Person asks 2 Another Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he? Second person replies, Pata......
- “ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“
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- Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.......
- Suno bhai logo aaj tum sab
Suno Suno Bhai Logo . . . . . Aaj Tum Sab Sun Hi Lo......
- Larka hum 25 behan bhai hen
Larka: hum 25 behan bhai hen. Larki: kia aap k ghar family planing wale nahi......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- Bhai 1 acha sa sms to send
Bhai 1 acha sa SMS to send karo… Agar acha na ho to ganda hi......
- Memon at shop bhai 1 rs
Memon At shop: Bhai 1 RS ka load kar do Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k......
- Pathan hum 25 behan bhai hai
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh
*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai,......
- Sheikh at shop bhai 1 rs
Sheikh at shop: Bhai, 1 Rs. ka easy load kar do! ShopKeeper: Itna load karwa......
- Jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki
‘jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki chahat ki cheez khilaye ALLAH TA’ALA usay dozakh......
- Pathan hm 35 behn bhai hai
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye......
- Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi......
- If a girl call u bhai so
If a girl call U “BHAI†so don’t get angry. Bcoz, BHAI stands for: B:......
- Charsi bhai time kya hua hy
Charsi: Bhai time kya hua hy? Rahgir: sham k 6 bjy hen Charsi: subah se......
- Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the
Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante......
- Office me khush raho ghar raho zindagi
Office Me Khush Raho, Ghar Me Khush Raho Zindagi Hai Choti, Har Pal Me Khush......
- College wali masale dar office narum narum
college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye?......
- College wali masale dar office narum narum
college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye?......
- Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
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