Kiss Me And Hug Me My Husband
I Will Give You A Clean Shirt In The Morning
I Never Saw A Man So Dead While Alive
Or So Sleepy While Awake Wake Up My Husband Walk
And Have Some Vigor I Will Give You
A Clean Shirt In The Morning
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