Ek Pthan’ khawaja
photo studio waly ke
pas gea, aur kehny laga
yara ek tasveer bna do’
khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size
rakhu’
pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per
hamara chapal ß ana
chaey!
Hahahahae’geo
khawaja! Studio
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1 pathan ne job k liye apply kiya. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand......
- Pathan office se wapis aa raha tha
Pathan office se wapis aa raha tha Rastay mein 1 larka mila Usne pathan ko......
- Kal mili wo mujhse shaam k waqt
KAL mili wo mujhse Shaam k waqt Bujhi Bujhi si Jhuki jhuki si, Udasiyon main......
- Mein ne brown colour ki frock pehni
Mein ne Brown Colour Ki Frock Pehni Thi, Aur Hath Mein Kaju Thay, Jo Poore......
- Kon dekhta hai kisi ko ab seerateikhlaaq
Kon dekhta hai kisi ko ab seerat_e_Ikhlaaq ki nazar se.,. ‘AUSAF’ Sirf Khoobsurti ko poojte......
- Viran ho dil to namaz se aabad
Viran Ho Dil To NAMAZ Se Aabad Kr Lena Kuch Pana Ho To ALLAH Se......
- Mat hoo khush iis bariish per
Mat hoO khush iis BariisH pEr. ‘Aey Insan’ Ye toO AsmanN roO raHa haii ‘MOULA......
- Parwardigaar mein gunaahgaar hon khataakaar hon lekin
Parwardigaar! Mein gunaahgaar hon, Khataakaar hon lekin tere Kram ka talabgaar hon. Teri Bakhshish ka......
- Tujh ko duniya se fursat mile to
Tujh ko duniya se fursat mile to tujh se pocho….. Yaad bhi ate hain tujh......
- Funny gazal shadi ka wada kia
FUNNY GAZAL Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, wrna mohbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane......
- Ay maah e ramzan aahista chal abhi kafi
Ay maah-e-Ramzan aahista chal, Abhi kafi Qarz chukana hai, ‘ALLAH’ ko krna hy raazi, Or......
- Tum ro diye ka gham hai sataane
Tum ro Diye ka Gham hai Sataane ko Bohat Hum Hans Diye Ka Gham Hai......
- Usse yaqeen hai k main jaan de
Usse yaqeen hai k main jaan de na paun ga Mujhe khouf hai k roye......
- Ak pathan galti say mayat wali bus
Ak pathan galti say mayat wali bus may char gaya Logon nay pathan ko bohat......
- Tujhe bhool jana nahi mumkin mat kar
Tujhe Bhool Jana Nahi Mumkin Mat Kar Is Ka Israr ‘DOST’ Aankhain Andhi Bhi Ho......
- 1 pathan ne lift mangi car ruki
1 pathan ne lift mangi Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya Magr ye......
- Toot jaye ga teri ana ka
Toot Jaye Ga Teri Ana Ka Mehal Us Waqt.,. Jab Mile Gi Khabar Tujh Ko......
- Pathan lhr me apni wife ko phone
Pathan LHR me apni wife ko phone krta hy nokrani ne phone recieve kia pathan:......
- Sitam to ye hai k wo b
Sitam to ye hai k wo b na ho saka apna ‘DOST’ Qabool hum ne......
- Bichra wo is ada se k ruth
Bichra wo is ada se k ruth hi badal gai, ik shakhs sary sheher ko......
- umar beet gai bas ik zara
=* Umar beet gai bas ik zara si baat ko samajhne mein. Ho jin se......
- Kaisi mohabat chahat hm per sb kuch
kaisi mohabat kaisi chahat hm per sb kuch roshan tha younhi zara sa shouk hua......
- I may not be by your side
I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i......
- Maine bulbul se jo pucha dard e judai ka
‘Maine BuLbuL Se Jo Pucha Dard-e-judai Ka ELaaj,,, ‘Shakh-e-GuL Se Gir Pari, Tarpi ,Tarap K......
- Jis shaks ki mohabbat ka mehwar koi
‘Jis shaks ki Mohabbat ka ‘Mehwar’ koi aur ho…!@@ ::: Nayaß::. Ham us shakhs se......
- Hai hasrat k ho elaan ik din
Hai hasrat k ho elaan ik din, k ISHAQ intiqaal ker giya….....
- Tera nam hathon pr likh kr mita
tera nam hathon pr likh likh kr mita daiti hu bushra masoom hai mera sanam......
- Hum uss se bichar chalay usay hairat
‘Hum Uss Se Bichar ChalaY, Usay Hairat Na Hui’, ¿..Dost..? ‘Shayad Tha WO’ Bhi isi......
- Jab koi itna khas bn jaye
Jab koi itna khas bn jaye, Usk bare me sochna ehsas bn jaye, To mang......
- Bohat thy mere b iss duniya mein
Bohat Thy Mere B Iss Duniya Mein Apne, ”Sahar” Phir Ishq Huwa Aur Ham Laa......
- Itne masroof ho gaye tum dil
ITNE MASROOF HO GAYE HO TUM DIL DUKHANE BHI AB NAHIN AATE...
- Khushi aansushab e furqat wasal e yaar ya tanhaai khuda
Khushi, Aansu,Shab-e-furqat, Wasal-e-yaar Ya Tanhaai… Khuda jaane Mohabbat kon si manzil hy…!!...
- Abhi to mil k chalna hai
Abhi To Mil K Chalna Hai Samandar Ki Musafat Mein…!!! Phir Aagy Chal K Dekhengy......
- Nishaani apny ghar ki kya baataon tujh
Nishaani Apny Ghar Ki Kya Baataon Tujh Ko, UnKnOwn…! Jahaan Veerraniyan Dekho, Chalay Aana.....