Doctor ki Shadi is tarah honi chahye
k Dr. ki shadi Hi nazar aay
Ubtan ki jaga polyfax or Mehndi ki jaga pyodin Solution istamal ki jae
Barat ambulance mein aye
Aur
Nikah Hospital mein Ho
Tasveeron ki jaga X-ray liya jae
Aur
kya khoob Ho agar khane main vitamin C or B ki tablets hon
Mehmano ko chae ya Cold Drinks ki jaga ORS Diya jai
Dulhay k gale mein haar ki jaga Stethoscope latkaya jai
or Maza to jab aye ke
Dr. nikah k bad bole
next plz. :-D:-P;
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I’m not a doctor and I don’t know the technical terminology, but I do know......
- No man is a good doctor who
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. ~Chinese ProverbDCMOO...
- To me the ideal doctor would be
To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life......
- A half doctor near is better than
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. ~German ProverbDCMOO...
- If i were a doctor skipping would
If I were a doctor, skipping would be my number one prescription. ~Jessi Lane Adams...
- If my doctor told me i had
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. ......
- Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta......
- Doctor mrsmegha gud news 4 u
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U! MEGHA- What Do U Mean By Mrs.MEGHA! I’m Unmarried.......
- Marez doctor se me 1 month se
Marez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr......
- Ek sheikh doctor k pass gya or
Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay......
- Doctor aap ka weight kitna hai
Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai? Pathan: Chashme ke sath 75kgs. Doctor: Aur chashme k......
- A doctor came to visit the patient
A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital and patient started pleading and crying,......
- Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha
Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?pagal: Main......
- Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoi hai subha subha koyi game......
- Doctor to patient the check which you
Doctor to Patient: The check which you gave me has been returned Patient to Doctor:......
- Aik doctor apne dost se yar mai
Aik doctor apne dost se) “Yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna......
- Child doctor sy kea drd k bagair b
Child-Doctor sy kea drd k bagair b dant nikaly jaskty hain. Doctor-nhi Child-mein nikal k......
- Rizwan doctor say help me mein jab
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai......
- 1 admi ne doctor se pucha k
1 admi ne doctor se pucha k agar wife pregnant ho to kis month tak......
- Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! .......
- A doctor came to visit the patient
A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital and patient started pleading and crying,......
- Once a doctor an engineer loved
Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple......
- Sardarni sardar ko doctor k pas ley
Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai. Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh......
- Doctor pagal se tum q huay
Doctor pagal se: Tum pagal q huay? Pagal: Bas G main ne ek bewa se......
- Doctor to injured patient jab car aik
Doctor to Injured Patient: Jab Car Aik aurat chala rahi thi to tumko road se......
- Doctor i can t stop behaving like
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting......
- Pathan ne doctor ko mar diya
Pathan Ne Doctor ko Mar Diya. Police: Khan Tune Doctor ko Q Qatal kia? Pathan:......
- Tum to aaj doctor ke dost pathan
Tum to aaj doctor ke Dost pathan se: ‘tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay......
- Doctor sardar g aap k gurday
Doctor : Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar: Ha Ha Ha, What......
- Doctor sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka
DOCTor., Sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka chilka nazar nahi aaya tha jo aap phisal......