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Bhikhari- “Das paise ka sawaal hai baabu, das paise ka|”
Baabu- “Wo to mai deta hoon, lekin pehle sawaal to poocho|”
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Shikshak- “Kya koi aadmi andhere me bhi dekh sakta hai?”
Ek Chatra- “Haan Sir, meri mummy dekh sakti hai|”
Shikshak- “Kaise?”
Chatra- “Kal raat cinema hall ke andhere me ve papa
se kah rahi thi ki tumhari dhaadi bahut badh gayi hai|”
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Aath saal ki bachi ne apni maa se poocha- “Mummy, Rani Elizabeth ko yah kaise pata chala ki unko bacha hone waala hai?”
Isse pehle ki maa koi jawaab deti, sabse choti bachi kah uthi- “Sabhi akhbaaro me chapa tha ki Rani ko bacha hone waala hai| Kya tum samajhti ho ki Rani akhbaar nahi padti hogi?”
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Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”
Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di|”
Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”
Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”
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Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache
kitne gande ho jaate hai|”
Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji| Ab dekho na,
das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi
jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi|”
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Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
achi kaun-si cheej hai?”
Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si
cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya|”
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Pati- “Mai ghante-bhar se tumhe samjha raha hoon
aur tumhari samajh me baat nahi aa rahi hai|
Tumhare dimaag me to gobar bhara hua hai|”
Patni- “Aur aap use ghante-bhar se chaat rahe hai|”
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Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”
Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu|”
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Ek Sajjan ne ek saat varsheeya ladki se poocha-
“Tumhare baal vaakai bahut sundar hai| Ye tumhe
kisse mile hai, mummy se ya papa se?”
Ladki- “Jaha tak mera khyaal hai, mujhe ye baal mere
papa se mile hai, kyonki unke sir ke saare baal gaayab hai|”
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Patni- “Aap hi is company ki boss hai na?”
Boss ne hairani se poocha- “Are! Aapne kaise anumaan lagaya?”
Patni- “Bahut aasaan tha| Mere pati ghar me bacho ko hansane ke liye aapki hi harkato ki nakal kiya karte hai|”
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School se lautne ke baad Santa ne maa ko bataya-
“Lagta hai, hamari Teacher kabhi nahi nahati|”
Maa- “Tumne aisa kaise samajha?”
Santa- “Vah kah rahi thi ki unhone aaj tak aisa koi
bhi kaam nahi kiya, jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakti|”
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Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama t