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Bhikhari- “Das paise ka sawaal hai baabu, das paise ka|”
Baabu- “Wo to mai deta hoon, lekin pehle sawaal to poocho|”
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Shikshak- “Kya koi aadmi andhere me bhi dekh sakta hai?”
Ek Chatra- “Haan Sir, meri mummy dekh sakti hai|”
Shikshak- “Kaise?”
Chatra- “Kal raat cinema hall ke andhere me ve papa
se kah rahi thi ki tumhari dhaadi bahut badh gayi hai|”
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Aath saal ki bachi ne apni maa se poocha- “Mummy, Rani Elizabeth ko yah kaise pata chala ki unko bacha hone waala hai?”
Isse pehle ki maa koi jawaab deti, sabse choti bachi kah uthi- “Sabhi akhbaaro me chapa tha ki Rani ko bacha hone waala hai| Kya tum samajhti ho ki Rani akhbaar nahi padti hogi?”
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Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”
Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di|”
Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”
Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”
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Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache
kitne gande ho jaate hai|”
Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji| Ab dekho na,
das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi
jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi|”
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Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
achi kaun-si cheej hai?”
Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si
cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya|”
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Pati- “Mai ghante-bhar se tumhe samjha raha hoon
aur tumhari samajh me baat nahi aa rahi hai|
Tumhare dimaag me to gobar bhara hua hai|”
Patni- “Aur aap use ghante-bhar se chaat rahe hai|”
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Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”
Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu|”
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Ek Sajjan ne ek saat varsheeya ladki se poocha-
“Tumhare baal vaakai bahut sundar hai| Ye tumhe
kisse mile hai, mummy se ya papa se?”
Ladki- “Jaha tak mera khyaal hai, mujhe ye baal mere
papa se mile hai, kyonki unke sir ke saare baal gaayab hai|”
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Patni- “Aap hi is company ki boss hai na?”
Boss ne hairani se poocha- “Are! Aapne kaise anumaan lagaya?”
Patni- “Bahut aasaan tha| Mere pati ghar me bacho ko hansane ke liye aapki hi harkato ki nakal kiya karte hai|”
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School se lautne ke baad Santa ne maa ko bataya-
“Lagta hai, hamari Teacher kabhi nahi nahati|”
Maa- “Tumne aisa kaise samajha?”
Santa- “Vah kah rahi thi ki unhone aaj tak aisa koi
bhi kaam nahi kiya, jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakti|”
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Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama t
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*’* Hajoom itna ho teri zindagi men khushyn ka,* A DOST Gham guzarna bhi chahe......
- Meri aankhon ko saza mt dena
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‘To yaad na kiya kr muhabat K Faqeeron ko !Mohsin! Ye khud ko mitaa detey......
- dua ya allah tera ehsaan
,*, Dua ,*, Ya Allah Tera Ehsaan Hy K Tu Ne Mujhay Itni Izzat Di......
- hawa ka lams h paon m
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- Woh to aisa tha k ek anso
~’~Woh to aisa tha k ek anso girne ki bhi waja pucha karta tha SAGAR,......
- 1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha
1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy......
- Dil tere siwa kisi aur ko chah
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- Pathan amrood bech raha tha 1 admi
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- Hm ne manga tha saath un ka
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- Zindagi to larki se chalti hy faraz
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- dua tu jab bhi koi
*’* DUA *’* *’* Tu Jab Bhi Koi DUA Kary, *’* Mera Rab Tujhe Woh......
- Hum uski yaad mai barso rote rahe
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- Meri muskrahat py eaitraz na krna a
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- Ye ulfaten b ajeeb hain chahten kbi
Ye Ulfaten b ajeeb hain Ye Chahten b ajeeb hain Kbi Mil k b na......
- Suna ho ga ka kisi k dard
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- har ek jagah hai kahan
*. . .Har Ek Jagah Hai, Kahan Nahin Hai, KHUDA Yaqeen Hai, Gumaan Nahin Hai.......
- ek acha dost phool ki tarah
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- Kis kis tarah se mujh ko na rusvaa
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- Hijr ki shaam deyaan mein rakhna ek
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- Kabhi na wo mere bare me sochyga
KABHI NA KABHI WO MERE BARE ME SOCHYGA ZAROR FARAZ K KOI KHOON KA RISHTA......
- Ya allah dont take my soul away
Ya ALLAH dont take my soul away until you are happy with me, . ya......
- Jo bik nhi skt wo mer muqddr
‘JO Bik nhi sÃ¥ktÃ¥ Wo MerÃ¥ MuqÃ¥ddÃ¥r..! JO Mil nhi sÃ¥ktÃ¥ Wo TerÃ¥ PiyÃ¥r..! JO......
- Pathan apne bap se mjhe shadi
Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy Abbu: beta kis k sath? Pathan:......
- Ek shaam aur beet gi ap k
Ek shaam aur beet gi ap k intazar ma sameer tum hi ny to kaha......
- pathan bhai sahab time
*. . .Pathan: Bhai sahab time kya howa Hè??? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!......
- A small boy found a tear in
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- Pee hai sharab har gali dukan se
Pee hai sharab har gali har dukan se. Ek dosti c ho gai he sharab......
- Koi phol do koi khawab main bohat
Koi phol do, koi khawab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun Meri zeest ko......
- Ek khushbu gulab k sath thori si
Ek khushbu Gulab k sath Thori Si Hansi her bat k Sath Ek Yad Mulaqat......
- Me ne ulfat k taqazon ko nbhaya
Me ne ulfat k taqazon ko nbhaya aksr, Or logon ne mera dard Brhaya aksr,......
- Tum tu taylor k pass silwane liye
Tum tu Taylor k pass silwane k liye jate thy ‘Umar Akmal’, Kal Tu Taylor......
- Hothon pe mohabbat ke fasaane nhi aate
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- Khelty phoolon ki rida ho jaye hr
khelty phoolon ki rida ho jaye Hr tarf pyear bhari Fiza ho jaye Mangtey hi......
- Zindagi hai nadan is liye chup hon
Zindagi Hai Nadan is Liye Chup Hon Dard Hi Dard Hai Subha Sham is Liye......
- Jiski stupid si batein lagti hon cute
Jiski stupid si batein lagti hon cute, Sacha lagta hai jiska her jhoot, jis key......
- Hamare aeib humein ungliyon pe ginwaa k
‘Hamare Aeib Humein UngLiyon Pe Ginwaa k to dekho … DOST Hum yehi ungliyan ap......
- Breaking news 1 pathan ne
Breaking news . 1 Pathan Ne BV Ki Mohabbat Main Naswar Chor Di..!!! . .......
- Zalimo ne osama keh k najane kisko
zALIMO NE OSAMA KEH K NAJANE KISKO MAAR DIA EH AQEEL, hUM TO PEHLE HI......
- Sulagti zindagi sy moat aa jaye to
Sulagti Zindagi Sy Moat Aa Jaye To Behter Hy..! K Hum Sy Dil K Armanon......
- Na chair kissa e ulfat bari lambi
Na Chair Kissa E Ulfat Bari Lambi Kahani Hai.. Mein Zindagi Se Nahi Hara Kisi......
- Nahi hai sheikh ko tum sy shikwa
Nahi hai Sheikh ko tum sy shikwa, Tumhari sitam-garri ka.. K tum ko dars-e-wafa mila......
- Ladakpan me jinse aashiyani thi jinki
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- Ye soch k hum ne papers dinon
Ye Soch k hum ne Papers k Dinon me Bachi Phasai.. ‘JANI’ Har Kamyabi k......
- To dhondh flaq pe baag e eram
to dhondh flaq pe baag e eram ,,, apna tu aqeeda hai ,,,sajid, jis khak......
- Question of the day students raat
Question Of The Day? Students raat ko Q parhte hen? Pathan: Q k din me......
- Zindagi to bohat kam hai mohabbat k
Zindagi to bohat kam hai mohabbat k lie, Rooth kr waqt gawane ki zarorat kia......
- Bohut masroof ho shayad jo hum ko
Bohut Masroof Ho Shayad Jo Hum Ko Bhool Baithe Ho, Na Yeh Poocha Kaha Hoon?......
- Iqbal says zamee jaag to jaata hay
Iqbal Says Zamee Jaag To Jaata Hay Agar Zinda Ho Kabhi Gunah Se Pehle Kabhi......
- agar tum se na miltay
*. . .Agar Tum se na Miltay, to Kabhi Yakeen na Kartay, AY DOST K......
- Bohat bechain rehti hai tabiyat ab meri
Bohat bechain rehti hai tabiyat ab meri her dam.. Mujhy ab qatl hona hai magar......
- Taqdeer ne dil pe itne zakham lagaye
taqdeer ne dil pe itne zakham lagaye hain k… sajid jab muskurany ko jee chahta......
- Ye dukh nahi k tu ne
Ye Dukh Nahi K Tu Ne Nigah Badal Li Mujh Se,,, ,,,,_HABIB_,,,, ,,,Ghum To Ye......
- Ansoo palkon sy chout jaty hai jab
Ansoo palkon sy chout jaty hai, Jab Dil k sahary toot jaty hai, Kuch samajh......
- 1 pathan ka sar phat gaya
1 Pathan ka Sar phat gaya. Doctor ne puchha: Khan Ye kaise hua? Pathan: Main......
- Every girl has that one guy she
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- Mat pooch meray dukhoon ki daastan meri
Mat Pooch Meray Dukhoon Ki Daastan Meri Zaban Se ‘Kä$h Jän’ Lafzoon Main Itni Tapish......
- 1 pthan interview k liay gaya officer
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- Pyar jab milta nahi to hota q
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