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- Meri muhabbat ko apne dil mein dhond
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- Zara alfaaz k naakhun tarasho apne
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Pathan Rozana Apne Parosi Ki Bell Baja Kr Bhag Jata Tha Ek Din Parosi Ne......
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Girl: Papa Ek Larka bar bar I Lov...
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Sir: Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa? Student: Main. Sir: Wo Kaise? Student: Maine Mummy......
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Bacha! Papa aaj se school may 1 period SEX EDUCATION ka be shuru ho gaya......
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SON:Mom Ap Roz Papa Pe Char k Jump Q Krti Ho? MOM.: Papa k Pait......
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