Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
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