Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki
duri pe?
Or 1 crore ka Sawal ap k Screen pe
‘KIYA APNE MASJID SE CHAPPAL CHORI KRNA CHOR DI’
A=yes
B=No
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- Teri hansti hui zindagi ki rahon main
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- How do you expect me to remember
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- Deepak jugunu chand sitare ek se hai
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- Kabhi dekha hai chand ko bheta hua
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- Ya dua hammari maaon k liya hai
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- 1 pathan achank 2 cigrates peene laga
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- Mosam e qurb e intzaar b jhoot dil na manay
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- Har dil mein dard daba hota hai
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- Bars0n chalay qateel zamanay k sath ham
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- Hum b bikne gay the bazar e
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- Har gira huwa phool wafa ka nahi
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- Tikhaana qabar hai ibaadat kuch to kr
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- Apne tarkash k teeron ki ginti karo
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- Ek pathan oxford university ka professor tha
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- Ramazan mubarak allah ny roza farz
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- Allah hoo akbar allah pak hum sb par
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- Us ne h kaha tha to0 yaqeen
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- bandh lo0 hath py seny py
¤ Bandh lo0 hath Py seny py sAjA lo0 tum ko,¤ ¤ ~G~ ma¡ ata......
- Oh my allah give us a
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- Dikha k madh bhari ankhen kaha ye saqi
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- Aawara hai tareek fizaaon mein azal sey
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- Dushman e jaan hain sabhi hen saray k
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- Ghm to likh so likha taqdeer ne
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- A msg by cop batil se
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