An American, Italian, Turk & Pathan met.

American: I’m proud of CIA. They know watevevr’s happening in the world.

Italian: I’m proud of our women. They’re the most beautiful & proud & not easy 2 b ‘had’

Turk: I’m proud of our carpets.true works of art. No 1 can make carpets of such high quality.

Pathan: I’m proud of myself!

All asked: Why?

Pathan: Last week I fuck an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet.

& the CIA knows nothing about it.