Ak Pathan ne pehli br roza rkha
dopehr me he nidhaal hogya or F.M fone lagya
Host: je kia sunna pasand krenge?
Pathan: hm ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do plz..
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- 1 pathan qasaai ban gaya jab wo
1 pathan Qasaai ban gaya., Jab wo pehla janwar zibah karnay laga to confuse ho......
- 2 pathan bank lootne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay pr GUN bhool gay Phr b bank loot lya Kese......
- 1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr
1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To......
- pathan ne naswar ki shop
*. . .Pathan ne naswar ki shop kholi,log hans hans k pagal hogay., wja ?......
- 1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai
1 pathan 12 manzil k office mai betha tha 1 admi aya or bola GulKhan......
- This is ghurbat faqir pathan se5 rs
This is ‘GHURBAT’ FaQir Pathan Se:5 Rs. Ka Sawal Hai Baba? Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se......
- Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey
Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar......
- Ek pathan bandoq le kar machli ka
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya! . . .......
- 1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k
1 baloch or Pathan ne Samandar k kinary Board deka jispar lika ta ‘DOBTY KO......
- America sy 1 pathan ny apni maa
America sy 1 Pathan ny Apni Maa ki Dead Body Pakistan bheji. Jis k sath......
- Pathan doodh wale se tum 2
Pathan doodh wale se: Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they.. Doodh Wala:......
- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
Pathan: Hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi Ko uper pohcha sakta hai. 2nd Pathan: Yara......
- pathan ne 1 ghar me chor
*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha......
- pathan apni shadi ki 1st
*. . .Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Nite Rom Me Entr Hua To Light Chali......
- Pathan se interview me pucha gya
Pathan se Interview me pucha gya: ‘Apko kitny saalon ka Experience hy? Pathan: 3 saalon......
- Motrway police to pathan ap 180
Motrway police to pathan: ‘ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?’ pathan: Tm......
- 1 pathan ka sar phat gaya
1 Pathan ka Sar phat gaya. Doctor ne puchha: Khan Ye kaise hua? Pathan: Main......
- 1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay
1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese......
- Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat
aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan......
- 1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per
1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se......
- Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se
Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab......
- Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k
Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......