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1. As salaam alaikum walaikum dis how

   As Salaam Alaikum Walaikum As Salaam Dis how we do it Doin’ ibaada subha and......




2. Rain rain heal my heart that is

   rain, rain, rain heal my heart that is broken apart rain, rain, rain up above......




3. Kagaz ka libas na peheno chirago ke

   Kagaz ka libas na peheno chirago ke shaher me, kahi koi tinka tumhe jalakar rakh......




4. Bina kahe sab kuch kah jatev hai

   Bina kahe sab kuch kah jatev hai, bina kasur jo sab kuch sah jate hai,......




5. Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar

   Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha, Dard tha magar wo dil ke......




6. To garam hoti hai custrad bhi hota

   To Garam Hoti Hai Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai Custrad To Peela Hota Hai......




7. Best harami pan bike rider sir

   BEST HARAMI PAN Bike Rider. Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hai Phir Chalan Kaisa Police......




8. Mout ki aghosh me jb thak k

   Mout ki aghosh me jb thak k sojati h MAA Tb kai ja kr thora......




9. Pathan dr sey sahab plastic surgery

   Pathan Dr. sey: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery karwaney mein kitna kharcha ayega Dr. : 5......




10. What is the difference bw new marriage

    What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage? . .New Marige Mei Log......




11. Exams are like girlfriends 1 too many

    EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much......




12. A camelcow donkey discusing who is

    A Camel,Cow & donkey discusing who is da Best? Camel:i help in movng heavy Loadz......




13. Dont keep me in ur heart but

    Dont keep me in ur HEART but keep me in ur BRAIN…bcoz Rehne ki jagah......




14. Line marne k boht se tareky hen

    Line marne k boht se tareky hen jinme se 3 mandarja zail hen. ............. 1.......




15. Tum na milay to tumhari yadoon k

    Tum Na Milay To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey Hi JeeLengey, Warna Teri Shaadi Me AaK......




16. Bossye tum itne chotey kapre q pehnti

    Boss:Ye tum itne chotey chotey kapre q pehnti ho.Secretary: Kya krun sir! itni salary me......




17. Jin kya hukm hai meray aaqapathan ek

    Jin: ‘Kya hukm hai meray Aaqa?’ PATHAN: ‘Ek Shair suna do’ Jin: ‘Hukm Krien, Bakwas......




18. Maa k lye duaya rab meri maa

    ‘MAA’ k Lye DUAYa Rab Meri ‘maa’ ko Lazwal rkhna.Mai rahu na rahu uska khyal......




19. Usne mere dil mei jaga banalimene bhi

    UsNe Mere DiL Mei Jaga Banali Mene Bhi Uski Tasver Apne DiL Mei Saja li......




20. Mere hum safr ka ye hukm thak mayn

    Mere hum-safr ka ye hukm tha,K mayn kalaam us se kam kroon,Mere hont aise silay......




21. Difference betweenaurat mardaurat chahti ha k

    Difference betweenaurat & mard Aurat: chahti ha k us ki sari kuwaishen 1 aadmi puri......




22. its not a msgi

    ~ ~ @ @ its not a msg, I have just sent u My‘Eyes’ Basaap......




23. Egumsuniye mujheykoi mehangicheez le k deinna plz

    ßegum:Suniye MujheyKoi MehangiCheez Le k DeinNa plz … Shohar:Chalo Tum Tayar Ho Jao Ham …......




24. Aaj rehmatoon ki hai raatnamazoon ko rakhna

    Aaj Rehmatoon ki hai raat namazoon ko rakhna sath manwa lena RAB se apni har......




25. Aap ko bohat eid mubarak heraan

    Aap ko bohat bohat *EID MUBARAK* heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye......




26. Mere hathon ki lakeeron ko dekh kr

    MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ….! TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB......




27. Its been a rough dayi got up

    Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day.I got up......




28. Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh

    Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.?......




29. Ek aadmi k left hath ki

    Ek Aadmi K Left Hath Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen, Sab Log Usay ‘Sultan’ kehte thay......




30. Open with lovekuch kehna hai aapsedar lag

    Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai aapse. Dar lag raha hy. Wohi baat jo dil......




31. 50th birthday messages the years between

    50th Birthday Messages The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always......




32. Future tense teacher i killed a person

    Future Tense Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense. Pathan: The......




33. If lovers are like moon and brothers

    If lovers are like moon and Brothers if lovers are like moon and Brothers are......




34. Chawani athani aik pathan sadar bazar mein

    Chawani Athani Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath......




35. Dard e ghum itna mila kii ghabra ke pee

    *.*_*.*Dard-E-Ghum Itna Mila Kii Ghabra Ke Pee Gaye*.*_*.* *.*_*.*Thodi Si Khushi Mili To Mila Ke......




36. Saada se ik chehray per kia

    Saada Se Ik Chehray Per Kia Jadooger Si Aankhain Hain Jo Daikhay Un Ka Ho......




37. Koi waqt purana yad aya dor

    Koi waqt purana yad aya Koi dor suhana yad aya Or chaak se in divaron......




38. Ajab khwahish hai mere dil mein ke

    AJAB KHWAHISH HAI MERE DIL MEIN KE TU MERI SADAA KO SUN KER.. NAZAR JHUKAYE......




39. Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

    Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya......




40. Jin k humsfar rooth jaya krty hen

    ‘Jin k humsfar rooth jaya krty hen’, ‘Wo chain se kab soya krte hen’, ‘Sunaty......




41. Zindagi ke har mor par hum ne

    Zindagi Ke Har Mor Par Hum Ne Dhoka Kha Rakha Hai Loog Samajhte Hain Hum......




42. Pattharo ki basti se guzar rahe the

    pattharo ki basti se guzar rahe the hum, isi umeed se ke kahin ban jaaye......




43. Hm nay aksar is tor say tujhay

    Hm nay aksar is tor say tujhay chaha jana jysay mahtab ko by aant samandar......




44. Na raha karo mere sath tum main

    Na Raha Karo Mere Sath tum! Main Tanha Tanha Thek Hun! Mujhe Chahton Se Dar......




45. Un k liye jab hum ne bhatkna

    Un k liye jab hum ne bhatkna chhor diya. Yad main unki jab tarpna chhor......




46. Unhe yeh ummeed ki hum bulate humein

    Unhe yeh ummeed ki hum bulate, Humein yeh ummeed ki woh pukarein, Hai naam hothon......




47. Hum nay kab tum say milnay ka

    Hum Nay Kab Tum Say Milnay Ka Irada Chaha, Door Reh Kar Tumhe Or Bhi......




48. Dunia k sb sy dukhi alfaz kis

    Dunia k sb sy dukhi alfaz kis ny kahe thy? Sb sy mazahya shaks “charlie”......




49. Dard kya hota hai batayein gay kisi

    Dard Kya Hota Hai Batayein Gay Kisi Roz Kamal Ki Ghazal Sunayein Gay Kisi Roz......




50. Galay se mujh ko laga k nidhaal

    Galay Se Mujh Ko Laga K Nidhaal Rakhta Tha Ajeeb Shakhs Tha Kaisa Kamaal Rakhta......




51. ye soch lia hai k

    Ç ye soch lia hai k ab us ko aawaz nahi deni wasi ab ky......




52. Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl

    Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga. Girl: realy? Boy: yes. After marrid boy left her......




53. tum nahi aaye lekin tumhari

    ? Tum nahi aaye lekin, Tumhari yaad chali aai hai. Kal tum hamare saath the,......




54. Zindagi ko maine ne thukra diya hota

    Zindagi ko maine ne thukra diya hota, Khud ko bhe mita diya hota, Is dil......




55. Ek umar beet chali hai tujhy chahty

    Ek umar beet chali Hai Tujhy chahty hoay . ‘Faraz’ Aur Tu aaj b Be-khabar......




56. Shah jahan ne kaha taj mehal dekh

    Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar, Her khirki, Her darwaza dekh kar, Her......




57. kya lage ga aankh k phr

    *’* Kya lage Ga Aankh K Phr Dil M samaya Koi, *’* Rat Bhr Phrta......




58. sogai shehr ki hr aik gali

    *’* Sogai Shehr Ki Hr Aik Gali, Ab To Aaja K Rat Bheeg Chali, *’*......




59. chehkte bolte shehrn ko kya hwa

    *’* Chehkte Bolte Shehrn Ko Kya Hwa NASIR, *’* K Din Ko Bhi Mery Ghr......




60. kyn bhatakte phiren dil se bahr

    *’* Kyn Bhatakte Phiren Dil Se Bahr, Dosto Shehr Basa Hai Dil Men, *’* Koi......




61. kyn na roun teri judai m

    *’* Kyn Na Roun Teri Judai M, Din Guzare Tere Pas Buht, *’* Chaon Mil......




62. ye subha ki sufedyan dupehr zardyan

    *’* Ye Subha Ki Sufedyan Ye Dupehr Ki Zardyan, *’* Ab Aaene M Dekhta Hn......




63. jurm e inkar ki saza hi

    *’* Jurm E Inkar Ki Saza Hi De, Mere Haq Men B Kuch Suna Hi......




64. dard kam hone laga k kuch

    *’* Dard Kam Hone Laga K Kuch Rat Kate, *’* Gham Ki Miyad Brha Jao......




65. dil m aur to kya rkha

    *’* Dil M Aur To Kya Rkha H, Tera Dard Chupa Rkha H, *’* Itne......




66. ye baja h andher hai zara

    *’* Ye Baja H Andher Hai Zara Rut Badalne Ki Dair H, *’* Jo Khizan......




67. aao ghas p sabha jamaen maikhana

    *’* Aao Ghas p Sabha Jamaen Maikhana To Band Para Hai, *’* Phul To Sare......




68. jo guftini nhi wo bat bhi

    *’* Jo Guftini Nhi Wo Bat Bhi Suna Dunga, Tu Ek Bar To Mil, Sb......




69. is dunia m apna kya h

    *’* Is Dunia M Apna Kya H, Kehne Ko Sb Kuch Apna H, *’* Yon......




70. Mat poch mujh se meray beety lamhon

    Mat poch mujh se meray beety lamhon ki kahani Mubtala hain Ankhein dard mein aur......




71. Kaha say laaye fursat hum ghameduya k

    ^…KahaÑ Say laayeÑ fuRSat Hum Gham_e_DuÑya k L¡ye Mohsin…/^ ^…J0 Soyen t0 w0 Khuwab0Ñ k......




72. Pashtosms zama pa makh da bewase

    Pashto:sms zama pa Makh da Bewase ohkey la wochee na dee. Akhtara Agha chala warsha......




73. le chalo muje darya e shok

    *’* Le Chalo Muje Darya E Shok Ki Maoju, *’* K Hamsafr To Mere Par......




74. wo jisy nend kaha krty

    *. . . .Wo jisy nend kaha krty hein sb, chain ki NEND, Wo tery......




75. Pathan paper de raha tha larka

    Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum......




76. 10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahe

    10 log 1 pathan ko Mar rahe thy Pr Pathan Phir b Hans rha tha......




77. koi surat aashna apna na begana

    *’* Koi Surat Aashna Apna Na Begana koi, Kuch Kaho Yaro Ye Bsti H K......




78. un sy keh dena ke is

    *. .Un Sy Keh Dena Ke Is Khush Fehmi Mein Mat Rahy Ke Tum Sy......




79. Reza e kaanch ki sorat may bikhar jati h0n

    Reza-E-kaanch ki Sorat May Bikhar jati h0n.. MaY Teri Yaad May Jab Had say Guzar......




80. Tum mujhe bhool bhi jao to

    Tum mujhe bhool bhi jao to ye haq hai tumko, Meri baat aur hai main......




81. Hum tum tanha athye hon aur halk

    HuM TuM Tanha ßathye hon Aur HaLk¡ HaLk¡ ßar¡sh ho.. Kuch Kap’KapaTe honT hon Aur......




82. Barsaat main jab barish hoti thi hum

    barsaat main jab barish hoti thi hum park main betha karty thy barish main bheega......




83. Main apney business key silsile kabhi

    Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta......




84. Suno december ki thitharti huii shaamien kohar

    Suno! December ki thitharti huii shaamien Kohar ma lipti dhundaali si subhien Darakhton se girte......




85. December ab k aao tou tum us

    December ab k aao tou Tum us shehar e tamanna ki khabar lanaa Keh jis......




86. Wo akhri shab december ki darwazy

    Wo akhri shab december ki, Darwazy ki chokhat pay Muntazir tumhari thi, Nigah me uska......




87. Teray shaher teri soch say nikal jaon

    ~Teray Shaher Teri Soch Say Nikal Jaon Ga, Kisi Udaas Sham Main Dhal Jaon Ga,......




88. Bivi shohar sy darling koi eysi bat

    Bivi Shohar sy: Darling koi eysi bat karo jis sy main khush ho jaon. Shohar......




89. Piyar kisi se jitna kiya ruswai hi

    Piyar kisi se jitna kiya ruswai hi mili Wafa chahe jitni bhi ki bewafai hi......




90. Jo insaan allah k kaamon me lag

    jo insaan allah k kaamon me lag jata hai allah us k kaamon me lag......




91. Khuda us bande ko abaad kare jis

    khuda us bande ko abaad kare jis ne meri baaton ko suna or dosron ko......




92. Neki ka irada badi ki khuwahish ko

    Neki ka irada badi ki khuwahish ko dabata hai …. Hazrat ALi …....




93. Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulaqat na ho

    kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho… Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho…......




94. Us din se me badal gaya jab

    Us Din se ME Badal Gaya Jab Tanhai ne Muskura kar kaha .. Tum tu......




95. First boy mujse panga na le main

    First Boy: Mujse panga na le main sher da puttar hon.. Second Boy: Yaar ek......




96. Kash k ab baras wo ye keh

    Kash K Ab K Baras Wo Ye Keh Day Mohsin Aao K Me Tenha Hoon......




97. Na kar yun dilazari hum se k

    Na kar yun dilazari hum se k itany buray nae hain hum Mana k tery......




98. Apne ehsas se choo kar mujhe sandal

    Apne Ehsas Se Choo Kar Mujhe Sandal Kardo Mai To Sadiyon Se Adhoori Hoon Mukammal......




99. Phool sa badan kal raat tera phooll

    Phool sa badan Kal raat tera phooll sa badan meri baho main tha, teri zulfe......




100. Chalo tum keh rahay ho to main

     Chalo Tum Keh Rahay Ho To Main Wapis Loat Jata Hoon Tumhain Munzil Mubarak Ho......




101. Jis karwatt letay thay hum tum

     Jis karwatt letaY thay hum tum Chaand tumhari peshaani ko choom raha tha dekho Janaa’N......




102. Suna hai majnu ka laila se

     Suna hai Majnu ka Laila se ishq aisa tha k wo us ka saya bhi......




103. Ay kash teri yaadaien b sookhy

     Ay Kash Teri YaadaiEn B….. SookhY HowY PattaOn Ki Tarah .. Waqt Ki Halki C......




104. Mohabbat aazmani ho tou bas ita hi

     Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou Bas Ita Hi Kaafi Hy Zara Sa Rooth Kr Dekho Mananey......




105. Nazron se nazren mili to bura

     Nazron Se Nazren Mili To Bura Maan Gai, Humne Aankhon Se E-shara Kiya To Bura......




106. Kisi ray guzaar ki dh0op main w0h

     Kisi ray-Guzaar ki dh0op main w0h jo kaafilay thay bahaar ke Woh jo un-khiLaY se......




107. Khud se kaho k kabhi akaile

     Khud Se Kaho K Kabhi Kabhi AkaiLe Mein Thora Hans Bol Bhi Liya Kare Kya......




108. Kabhi jo ho guzar tera wafaon k

     Kabhi Jo Ho Guzar Tera Wafaon K Bagheechay Se, Faqat Wo Phool Chunn Lena, Jinhen......




109. Sardar se kisi admi ne manji mangi

     Sardar se kisi admi ne manji mangi Sardar: Hamaray pas srf 2 hain 1 pe......




110. Koi mera bi to ho sath nbhane

     Koi mera bi to ho sath nbhane ke lye Mujhe mange KHUDA se apna banane......




111. Chashm e num teri rwaani se alag rehta hon

     Chashm-e-num teri rwaani se alag rehta hon K main aag hon paani se alag rehta......




112. Is dil e hsti ko us se pyar hy

     Is Dil-e-Hsti ko us se pyar hy Boht, Mgr wo Shakhs bhi Fankar hy Boht.......




113. Ek patahn ne facebook par accont bana

     ek patahn ne facebook par accont bana lia. us ko ye samajh nai Aa raha......




114. Too muj sy rohta na kr mujy

     Too muj sy rohta na kr mujy tum sy pyar bohat hy Hum Safer Meri......




115. Dua ek aitmaad hai duaek yaqeen bharosa

     ‘DUA’ ek aitmaad hai ‘DUA’ek yaqeen hai ‘DUA’ek bharosa hai ‘DUA’ek umeed hai ‘DUA’ek guftugu......




116. Safar me agae bp low hojay or

     Safar me agae BP low hojay or namak dastyab na ho to NAAK se choohe......




117. agr mil sakay to wafa chahye

     *’* Agr Mil Sakay To Wafa Chahye, *’* Humen Kuch Na Tere Siwa Chahye, *’*......




118. Dua aye mlik zmn 0 asm khlik qint srh rhmn

     DUA Aye Mààlik-é-Zémén-0-Aàsmà Aye Khàlik-é-Qàinàt *Sùràh Réhmàn K Sàdqé *Sùràh Fàtihà K Sàdqé *Ayàt-è-Kàrémà K......




119. irady bandhth hn sochta tor

     *. . .Irady bandh’th hn, sochta hn, tor deta hn, Kahin aisa na ho jaye,......




120. Pathanhamara ooper se bus guzar gayadost ufff

     Pathan:’hamara ooper se ‘Bus’ guzar gaya,’Dost:’ UFFF to phir kya hua?’Pathan:’wo to acha huwa ooper......




121. Dard utha he magar aah nahi karte

     Dard utha he magar aah nahi karte ‘ Kon kheta he k hum wafa nahi......




122. Bachay kitne sachay hotay hain maa

     Bachay Kitne Sachay Hotay Hain…… Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho? . . …Beta......




123. Hasaas dilon ko troney k liye zarorat

     Hasaas dilon ko troney k liye zarorat nhi patharon ki faraz Ye dil to bikhar......




124. Mere jism ko kamzor na samajh

     Mere Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh’ ‘Faraz’ Agar Main Ashiq Na Ho To Ajj Jhon......




125. Best way of removing tension when

     “Best way of Removing Tension” . . When you are over burdened.. . . .......




126. Yaadon ke khuwaab dikhati hain mujhe saari

     Yaadon ke khuwaab dikhati hain Mujhe saari raat jagati hain Kab Dil ke raaz chhupati......




127. Hamein pata tha k teri muhabat jaam

     Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K ‘Jaam’ Mein ‘Zehar’ hai ‘ BEWAFA Lekin.! ………......




128. Uske husn ki tarif mein kya kahiye

     Uske Husn Ki Tarif Mein Kya Kahiye Koi Sehzadi Zamee Par Utar Aayi Hai Ae......




129. Ghafil teri yadon se hua main tu

     GHAFIL TERI YADON SE HUA MAIN TU NAHI THA, TU THA HI JUDA TUJH SE......




130. Ajeeb tarha se socha zindagi k liye

     Ajeeb tarha se socha zindagi k liye jeena marna tha sirf us k liye Wo......




131. Sochtay thay k pan se juda ho

     Sochtay thay, K… Pan¡ se juda ho k… Ye Machh£¡yaan kyun tarapt¡ ha¡n Nah¡ ma£oom......




132. Jab laga tha teer tab itna dard

     Jab Laga Tha ‘Teer’ Tab Itna Dard Na Huwa, ‘ ;;;;;;;;; ‘ Zakham Ka Ehsaas......




133. Mererab turehmaan turaheem tughafoor turazzaq tukareem

     Mere__Rab Tu__Rehmaan Tu__Raheem Tu__Ghafoor Tu__Razzaq Tu__Kareem Tu__Qadir Tu__Qadeer Tu__Muqtadir Tu__Ghaffar Tu__Wahab Tu__Noor Tu__Malik Tu__Qudoos AEY!......




134. Pathan me ne khat likha tha k

     Pathan: Me ne khat likha tha k Meri Shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay? 2nd:......




135. Dil lagi thi usse hum se mohabbat

     Dil lagi thi usse hum se mohabbat kub thi Mehfil-e-ghair se usse fursat kub thi......




136. Woh ik shaks jo sab k agay

     Woh Ik Shaks Jo Sab K Agay Hasta Hasta Rehta Hai Tum Kia Jano Ander......




137. Teri furqaton k malaal nay hasraton wabal

     Teri Furqaton K Malaal Nay Teri Hasraton K Wabal Nay Teri Yaad K Khad-o-khaal Nay......




138. Suno jab barish barsa karti hai

     Suno Jab Barish Barsa Karti Hai Aur Har Su Pani Hota Hai Hm Apny Ghar......




139. SMS# 347107

     ????? ??? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?? ???? ???? ??? ??? ??? ???? ?? ???......




140. Main kisi aur ki hoon itna

     MAIN KISI AUR KI HOON ITNA BATA KAR ROI, WO MUJHE MEHNDI LAGEY HATH DIKHA......




141. Aansoo nay apna hath barhaya he faqat

     AANSOO nAy Apna Hath Barhaya He Faqat Muje Thamne K Leay’ ‘Par GurIyA Ko May......




142. Ab teri aankh mei ansoo kis liye

     Ab teri Aankh mei Ansoo kis liye AANSOO. . . / , , , ,......




143. Jadoo hay ya talissm tumhari zuban mein

     Jadoo hay Ya talissm Tumhari Zuban Mein, AANSOO, Tum Jhoot Keh Rahin Thin Mujhe Aitbaar......




144. Zaroorat tor deti hai gharur o byniazi

     Zaroorat Tor Deti Hai Gharur O Byniazi Ko, GurIyA. . ./ Na Hoti Koi Majburi......




145. Tu bhi t0h aaeinay ki tarah bewafa

     Tu bhi t0h AaEinAy ki tarah be’wafa nikli GurIyA. . . . / Jo samnay......




146. Suno naa guriya jee

     SuNo Naa GurIYA . . . .! Jee Chahta Hai Umr Basar Tere Sath Ho......




147. i miss SMS# 347181

     (¨`•.•´¨) I `•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ )MISS (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ `•.¸.•´ U...




148. wife i am pregnant pathan

     *. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha!......




149. Who mera dil hy jes k sath

     who mera dil hy jes k sath to khel raha hy Dost na jany Q......




150. Wo deta hai dard bas hum hi

     Wo deta hai Dard bas hum hi ko… Kya samjhay ga wo in aankhon ki......




151. Nasa ne 3 sardar chand pe bheje

     NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya Jab......




152. Usne kaha aalam e madhooshi main jan aaj kuch

     Usne kaha Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do Mujhe karo itna pyar ke......




153. Ye jo doobi hai meri ankhen ashko

     Ye jo Doobi hai meri ankhen ashko ky darya me Faraz… Ye matti kay putloon......




154. Come here take off your pents and

     Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until......




155. Kyun rota hai is duiya e fani main akela

     ‘kyun rota hai is duiya-e-fani main akela beth kar raza yahan koi b apna n….’...




156. Kbi himat to hosle se haar gay

     Kbi Himat To Kbi Hosle Se Haar Gay! Hum Bad Naseeb They Jo Hr Kisi......




157. Phir say toty hoay patto ka sahara

     phir say toty hoay patto ka sahara la kar, wehshat-e dil kisi jugno sa udhara......




158. Wo seeny se laga aisy main apny

     Wo seeny se laga aisy main apny ap ko bhol gaya. Jab kuchh karny laga......




159. 1 pagal ghussay main bola es

     1 pagal ghussay main bola main es dunia ko mita donga. mita donga mita donga......




160. Propose karne ka naya styie chand

     PROPOSE KARNE KA NAYA STYIE CHAND KO TOD DUNGI SURJ KO MOD DUNGI 1 BAR......




161. A cute proposal by lover my nam

     a cute proposal by a cute lover my nam is I my problem is love….......




162. Koi sahara nahi dua k siwa

     Koi Sahara nahi ‘DUA’ k Siwa Koi Sunta nahi ‘KHUDA’ k Siwa Mane B Zindagi......




163. Hum se khelti rahi duniya taash k

     Hum Se Khelti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha! ”SABA” Jis Ne Jeet Us......




164. Kab kon kisi ka hota hai sab

     Kab Kon Kisi Ka Hota Hai Sab Jhutay Rishtay Naatay Hain Sab Dil Rakhnay Ki......




165. Toone mujhase kyon daga ki mere

     Toone mujhase kyon daga ki, Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saza di, Ki......




166. Kuch wo bhi mujrim thy kuch

     Kuch Wo bhi Mujrim thy kuch Hmari bhi khata thi Jo na ho ski puri......




167. Hum nay aaghosh e muhabbat say ye seekha he

     ‘Hum Nay Aaghosh-e-Muhabbat Say Ye Seekha He Sabaq ‘ ‘Jis Ko Zinda Nahi Rehna Wo......




168. wo ham he hain jo

     *. . .Wo ham he hain jo teri yad basa kar dil mAIn, chAAndA kam......




169. Apne mujhko nazaro se yu gira diya

     Apne mujhko nazaro se yu gira diya jase ho koyi khab raat ka bhula diya......




170. Pathan agr mere hath me hukumat ho

     Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife:......




171. Aansoo hansi mein nikal aaye kyon baithe

     Aansoo Hansi Hansi mein Nikal aaye kyon baithe baithe yeh kaunse Ghum Yaad aa gaye...




172. Pathan ka interview tha sawal aya

     Pathan Ka Interview Tha… Sawal Aya: English Me Translate Karo… ‘Main Nokari K Liye Bohat......




173. Train station pe ruki 1 aadmi

     Train station pe ruki 1 Aadmi ne sath baithy Pathan se pocha Konsa station hai?......




174. Dil bhi ksi k saath lgaya tou

     Dil bhi ksi k saath lgaya tou sirf EK BAAR hmNe koi bhi jurm BAAR......




175. Doctor do exercise daily for good health

     Doctor: Do Exercise daily For Good health.. Pathan: Sir, I Play Football, Cricket, Tennis daily........




176. Nasha muhbt ka ho ya sharab ka

     Nasha MUHBT Ka Ho Ya Sharab Ka, Hosh Dono Me Kho Jata Hei, Fark Sirf......




177. Na raha karo udass kisi bewafa ki

     Na raha karo UDASS kisi bewafa ki yaad mein, Saahi£ Woh khush hay apni duniya......




178. Roney waloon ke tou hamderd buhat hain

     Roney waloon ke tou hamderd buhat hain Hanstey Hanstey kabhi dunya ko rula ker dekhain…....




179. Ye na p0cho k shikayten kitni hyn

     Ye Na P0cho K’ Shikayten Kitni Hyn Tum Se . . ,~’AY DOST’~. Tu Bata......




180. Waqif hain hum dunya k riwajo se

     Waqif hain hum dunya k riwajo se ‘H’ Dil bhar jay to her koi bhula......




181. Meri ankho ko surkh dekh kr kehtay

     Meri ankho ko surkh dekh kr kehtay hain mere dost.. lgta hai teri mohabat tujhe......




182. Meray lehjay ki mithaas tujhay boht rulaye

     Meray Lehjay ki Mithaas Tujhay boht Rulaye gi WASI JabTeri Be-Rukhi py Koi Be-Rukhi Dikhaye......




183. Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor

     Ki muhabt to syast ka chalan chor dia, Ham ishaq na karty to hakomat krty..!!...




184. Meri zaat mere ishq ki takmeel tere

     Meri Zaat Mere Ishq Ki Takmeel.. Tere Sang Sirf Tere Sang.....




185. Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha se

     Panjabi aur pathan ka interview tha. Panjabi se. Q. Taleem? Ans.b a q. Pakistan kab......




186. Nafratoon ka nisaab parrh kar mohabbaton ki

     Nafratoo’n ka nisaab parrh kar mohabbato’n ki kitaab likhna bohat katthin hey khizaan ke maathey......




187. Chandni raat k khamosh sitarun ki kasam

     Chandni Raat K Khamosh Sitarun ki Kasam Dill Mein Ab Tery Siwa Koi Bhi Abad......




188. Teri talaash meri jaan aur ye dasht e hayaat

     “teri talaash meri jaan! aur ye dasht-e-hayaat; safar to khoob thaa! rastaa bahut kharaab milaa”...




189. Main jo chahon to abhi tor lon

     Main jo chahon to abhi tor lon nata tum se DOST Par main buzdil hun,......




190. Jaheez kahan se dee ghareeb ghar waley

     jaheez kahan se dee ghareeb ghar waley. khuda khamosh hai logoon ko betiya de kr...




191. Na thi jisay mere pyar ki qadar

     Na thi jisay mere pyar ki qadar itfaq sy usi be.wafa ko chah rahy thy......




192. Younhi soty rahy to kuch b na

     Younhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gay Uth jao k muhalay ki......




193. Bhool jain ge tumain yeh tum se

     Bhool jain ge tumain yeh tum se wada hai dost badan se zara saans ka......




194. Woh jo bho0l gay hum ko qas0or

     Woh jo bho0l gay hum ko qas0or un ka nahe hai WASI JB TAQDEER hi......




195. Poori mehndi bhi nahi aati thi

     Poori Mehndi bhi Nahi Aati thi Lagani… . . Kaisay aaya Tumhen Ghairon say Lagana......




196. Sochta hoon k bhuja doon main yeh

     *…..Sochta hoon k bhuja doon main yeh kamry ka diya…..!!! – *…..apny saaiy ko Bhi......




197. Pehle to paaniyon se rahi guftagou meri

     Pehle To Paaniyon Se Rahi Guftagou Meri,, Phir Youn Howa Ke Aaina Eejaad Ho Gaya,,!!...




198. Khawaja to nayab na ja mujhe

     Khawaja To Nayab!! NA Ja mujhe chor ke Me mar jaou ga nayab !!! Nayab:......




199. Ya rab woh kaise log the jenhon

     Ya Rab Woh kaise log the. Jenhon ne paa lia tujh ko. Hamin to dushwar......




200. Mareez e ishq hai to dawa e dill samjh mehboob ko

     Mareez-e-Ishq Hai, To Dawa-e-Dill samjh mehboob ko,,,! Phir, Marz Janey Dawa janey Shifa Janey Khuda......