Take ur cell, wash it,
cut it in small pieces,
fry it, add salt in it.
Now mobile pickle is ready.
Msg tu aapse hote nahi,
tu cell ka Aachar hi dal lo….
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- ( /)
br_(‘ )@))))-
br
brAllah kr k ti
( /) _(‘ )@))))>-...
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br <)(? //,
br / J
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- (‘.’)
br _/|:|_
br []”””””””””[]
(‘.’) _/|:|_ []””””...
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- Quotroz kisi ka intezar hota hai
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- ki labde pe o sms
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *......
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- Subha utho close up kro phr naha k
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- Door ho tu yaad karlo aati
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- Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai dr ko
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- Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
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- quotquotquotquotquotquotquotquotquot sms police oquotquotquotquotquotquotoquotoquotquot hum aapko
,-|’"""""""""”’| /–[SMS PoLiCe] ”’O’""""""O"O’"" Hum Aapko Arrest Karne Aye Hain, Apki CompLain hy K Ap......
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- Es kadar hamari dosti ka imtehan na
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- Dosti karo to hamesha muskra k
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- Sms bhejan da nahi si shok saanu
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- Pepsi cococola marinda sprite 7up pakola
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