Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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- Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis
Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......
- Sardar k betay ki barat thi sardar
SARDAR K betay ki Barat thi Sardar 250 afrad le k pohncha, Larki ka Baap:......
- Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala
Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai.......
- Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet......
- Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi......
- Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain......
- Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu......
- Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde......
- Sardar karri kha raha tha ek
Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola:......
- Sardar 2 his son puttar ja
Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba......
- Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara......
- Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir......
- Ek sardar indian flag lene shop mein
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar......
- 2sardars go for a drive oye zara
2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not.......
- Ek sardar ne ek cow ke kiss
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny......
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and......
- Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi
ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay......
- Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak......