What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
– You always hear about them but you never see them.
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- After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise
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- Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki
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- Sardar went to microsoft office for
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- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......
- Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu......
- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Sardar ji bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh
Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere......
- Sardar apni bibi k sath taxi me
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha. Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte......
- Once a sardar was looking at wanted
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha......