Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
sardar ne apna bsta khrki se bahr phenk diya
techr ye ks ne phenka hy
srdar:
mene
or ab me ghr ja rha hun;-)
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r......
- Sardarmisvak hai shopkeepernahi hum misvak nahi bechte
Sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Nahi Hum misvak nahi bechte Next day! sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Kal b bataya tha......
- Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain
Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis......
- Sardar apni saali se zara meri dhoti
Sardar apni saali se: zara meri dhoti chuk k wekh mein aj kida sohna under......
- One ring means i am thinking of
One ring means i am thinking of u; two rings means i like u; three......
- Admi yar ye aaho kon log boltay
Admi: Yar ye ‘Aaho’ kon Log boltay hain Sardar:Bhai ye Jo Paindu unparh jahil gawar......
- Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma
Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay........
- Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran
Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran wapis aa gia. 2nd Sardar: Yar tu enni......
- Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny
EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar......
- Sardar behan k sath park mein bench
Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building......
- Ustaad sardar se bitao pine apple
Ustaad sardar se ; bitao pine apple aur coconut ke tree mein kia farak hai,......
- Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni........
- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......
- Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?......
- Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for......
- Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi......
- Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu......
- Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde......
- Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara......
- Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir......
- 2sardars go for a drive oye zara
2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not.......
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and......
- Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak......