Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho
Srdar:Jurmana kina a?
Techr:5 rupay
Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c 5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di minnt ni krni.
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Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murghi ko khila rha tha. Dost: ye......
- Terviewer tell me the opposite of good
terviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar......
- Sardarmisvak hai shopkeepernahi hum misvak nahi bechte
Sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Nahi Hum misvak nahi bechte Next day! sardar:Misvak Hai? Shopkeeper:Kal b bataya tha......
- Doctorab to aap khatre se bahar hain
Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir B Itne Dar Kyun Rahe Ho sardar:Jis......
- Sardar apni saali se zara meri dhoti
Sardar apni saali se: zara meri dhoti chuk k wekh mein aj kida sohna under......
- One ring means i am thinking of
One ring means i am thinking of u; two rings means i like u; three......
- 1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
‘1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5......
- 1 srdar roz kitchan me jata cheeni
1 srdar roz kitchan me jata. Cheeni ka daba kholta or band krdeta. Q k......
- Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran
Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran wapis aa gia. 2nd Sardar: Yar tu enni......
- Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny
EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar......
- Sardar behan k sath park mein bench
Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building......
- Ustaad sardar se bitao pine apple
Ustaad sardar se ; bitao pine apple aur coconut ke tree mein kia farak hai,......
- Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky
Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?......
- Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko
Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di......
- Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol......
- Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis
Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......
- Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala
Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai.......
- Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet......
- Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi......
- Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde......
- Sardar karri kha raha tha ek
Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola:......
- Sardar 2 his son puttar ja
Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba......
- Ek sardar indian flag lene shop mein
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar......
- Ek sardar ne ek cow ke kiss
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny......
- Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi
ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay......