Teacher:
Batao k Chooza anday sy kysy nikalta hy?
Sardar:
Miss ey gal eyni Important nai,
Sochan wali gal ey wa k ey kanjr anday wich
wariya kinj.
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- Sir batao saal main kitnay mosam aatay
Sir: Batao saal main kitnay Mosam aatay hain? Kid: 4 Sir: Shahbash, naam batao…. Kid:......
- Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere
Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?†pathan: confidence se: Lastic......
- A Teacher Ask
A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet......
- teacher-if-ab-bc-then-ac-can
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type......
- How should a teacher be
How should a TEACHER be ? -.-...
- Teacher i want you to tell me
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu:......
- As a teacher it is with them
As A Teacher It Is With Them Your Students Who Listen To You Attentively While......
- You are the best teacher in this
You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life,......
- Teacher if u tell me where
Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dolars. Student: Sir,But......
- Teacher can you see god
Teacher : Can you see God? Class : No Teacher : Can you touch God?......
- If u think ur dad mom teacher
If u think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss, Are strict nd Harsh wid U.. Wait......
- Life is different than teacher,
Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the......
- Teacher taught me that:
Teacher taught me that: 1 hour=60 min. 1 min= 60 sec. but dey never taught:......
- Teacher Girl Se….
Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy......
- Teacher your son is very good but
Teacher- Your Son Is Very Good But Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Girls Mother-......
- Teacher ali k papa aaj job par
TeAchEr: “ALi K PaPa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain” Es Ka Future TenSe Banao StUdenT......
- Teacher did your father help you
Teacher: Did Your Father Help You With Your Homework? Student: No, He Did It All......
- Teacher can anyone tell me advantages of
Teacher: Can anyone tell me advantages of chemicals? Little Johnny: Noxious substances from which modern......
- Teacher wat is difference bw 1
Teacher: wat is difference b/w 1. Call girl 2. Girl frnd 3. Wife? Student: 1.......
- Pathan teacher can i go to the
Pathan: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Pathan, "May" I Go To The......
- If your teacher puts 2x 5×2
If Your Teacher Puts 2x + 5×2 / -8 + 21 0n The Board And......
- Teacher what r ur hobbies he
Teacher: What R Ur Hobbies…. He : Sir Reading And Writing Shayri…. Teacher: Ok…. Translate......
- Father teacher who is the of
Father Teacher : Who is the Father of Ibn-e-sina Pathan soch me Gum……….. Pathan reply......
- Teacher what should be in a book
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl......
- Teacher tell me your name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): ‘Age Long Oven’ Teacher:......
- It is the supreme art of teacher
It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and......
- Teacher 2 me se minus
Teacher : 2 Me Se 2 Minus Ker Do Tou Kia Bache Ga ? Gul......
- Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha
Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay......
- Teacher y r u late all ur
TEACHER: Y R U LATE??? ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME??? STUDENT: JHUND......
- Teacher he gave me 14 and 15
Teacher: He gave me 14 and 15 rupees, is ko urdu me translate karo? Girl......
- Teacher he give me 14 and 15
Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate......
- My teacher pointed at me with a
My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said: ‘At The End Of This......
- Teacher gurbat ki had kia h
Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h? Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss......
- Teacher did you do your homework
Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have......
- Teacher to kg kid how many months
Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow …......
- New teacher students tell ur name
New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies. Boys: I’m Sam My hobby is watching......
- Teacher 1 book
Teacher: 1 book + 1 book = ? Student: 2 books. Teacher: Good! 3 books......