Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?
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Angraiz urdu me darwaza kholne ko kese kahey ga? . . Don’t know? Ok, Main......
- Aapko gam kese hoga sare zamane
Aapko gam kese hoga? sare zamane ka gam me jo leke betha hu!...
- Pthantum kese paida hui girl opretion
Pthan:Tum Kese Paida Hui? GIRL: opretion Se. oR Tum Kese Huay? Pthan:Khof Se. GIRL:Kya Matlab?......
- Kahoo ab kya kahoon tum ko batao
kahoo ab kya kahoon tum ko batao kya likhoon tum ko mujhy tamheed do koi......
- Batao kya mila tum ko bhala hum
Batao Kya Mila Tum Ko Bhala Hum Say Khafa Ho Kar Suna Hai Tum Bhi......
- Kaho ab kia kahon tum se batao
Kaho Ab Kia Kahon Tum Se, Batao Kia Likhon Tum Ko, Mujhe Tamhid Do Koi,......
- Ab toh yeh batao sanam kis naam
Ab Toh Yeh Batao Sanam Kis Naam Se Pukaroon Tumhe Qwab Kahoonga Toh Adhoora Reh......
- Jao jakar koi batao uss jalim ko
Jao Jakar Koi Batao Uss Jalim Ko, Koi Uski Yaad Mein Pal-Pal Mar Raha Hai,......
- Batao kia likhain tum ko keh lafzoon
Batao Kia Likhain Tum Ko Keh Lafzoon Ka Chunao Bhi Bara Dushwaar Hota Hai Jo......
- Batao aaj kahan milo ge tum
Batao! aaj kahan milo ge tum? tumhain ik phool dena hai tum se ik ehad......
- Batao kya mila tum ko bhala hum
Batao Kya Mila Tum Ko Bhala Hum Se Khafa Ho Kar Suna Hai Tum Bhi......
- Part 3 woh kehti hai batao na
(Part-3) Woh kehti hai, Batao na kise khone se darte ho.? Btao kon hai Woh......
- Aik burhiyaa dusree se tum batao
aik burhiyaa dusree burhiyaa se : tum batao tumhara buchpan kaisa guzra?? old lady replied......
- Kaho ab kia kahon tum se batao
Kaho ab kia kahon tum se! batao kia likhon tum ko! mujhy tumheed do koi!......
- Pilot phatan sy such batao tm
Pilot phatan sy. Such Such Batao tm ko Air Hostess ny thaper kyun Mara? Pathan:......
- Batao kesa lagta hy ksi ko
‘BATAO KESA, LAGTA HY, ksi ko pa k kho dena ksi k sath to chalna......
- Q batao larki sb se ziada
Q : Batao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ? . . .......
- Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay
Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar......
- Sir batao is duniya main sab se
Sir: Batao is duniya main sab se mushkil se kon paida howa? PTHAN: sir india......
- Wo kehta hay batao be sabab kyu
Wo Kehta Hay “Batao Be sabab Kyu Rooth Jati Ho..?†May Kehti Hoon “Zara Mujh......
- Kaho ab kya kahon tum se batao
Kaho ab kya kahon tum se. Batao kya likhon tum ko, Mujhe umeed do koi,......
- Kese bataon kitni yeh duri dasti hain
Kese Bataon Kitni Yeh Duri Dasti Hain Yaadein Teri Aa Kar Dekh Mujh Pe Hansti......
- Kese karun hale dil bayaan tujhse teri
Kese Karu.N Hale Dil Bayaa.N Tujhse Teri Muskan Rok Deti Hai Mujhe Ashq Jab Nikalte......
- Kese bathaon main tumain mere liye tum
Kese Bathaon Main Tumain Mere Liye Tum Koun Ho Tum Zindgi Tum Bandgi Tum Roshnitum......
- Rasmaein duniyaa hai bhalaa kese nibhate waade
Rasmaein Duniyaa Hai Bhalaa Kese Nibhate Waade, Zoar Chaltaa Hi Nahi Dil Kaa Jahaan Ke......
- Hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka
hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka, jb farq pra nhi unko hamarai judaii ka,......
- Itni mukhtsir neend mai tameer kese krta
Itni mukhtsir neend mai tameer kese krta taj mehal . . . . . .......
- Student bcha kese peda hota he miss
Student: Bcha kese peda hota he Miss: Asman se aik pari ati he or maa......
- Main kuch kehne ki ibtida kese kerta
main kuch kehne ki ibtida kese kerta uski khamoshi pe koi sadaa kese kerta jub......
- Kis tarha yaad karun kese bhulaun tujhko
Kis tarha yaad karun kese bhulaun tujhko, Tu koi rasm nhi hai k nibhaoon tujhko........