1 srdar jahaz may baitha tha pilot ny jahaz ko orany k lye agy sy oncha kia, to
sardar pilot say: j tu wheeling wali baghairti karni ay tay menu laa day..!
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- Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas
Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal......
- Ek baar sardar gangubai ke ghar jaata
Ek baar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun......
- 1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko ghante
1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: tussi inni......
- A sardar was dancing in the mid
A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally......
- Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa
Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun .......
- Sardar why r all these people running
Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get......
- What do you when a sardar throws
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the......
- Air hostess sardar se sir aap kia
Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali......
- 1 sardar ne jaltee huwi building
1 sardar ne 1 Jaltee huwi Building se 6 logon ko nikala! Phir b usay......
- Sardar to wife gulabo yeh chaddi kis
Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife. mere behan ki......
- Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur
Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur sardar translate kar rha tha. O PEOPLE Oye......
- Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya......
- A sardarji went to a stdisdpco
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why......
- Sardar building se gira doctor said he
Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:......
- 1 sardar yar jab main chota tha
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.......
- Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker
Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker betha kitab parh raha tha : . .......
- Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: . Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai......
- 1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha
1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho......
- Sardaryar aaj mujay ajeeb sms aaya or
SARDAR:YAR AAJ MUJAY AJEEB SMS AAYA OR MERA MOBILE OFF HO GAYA, 2nd Sardar:aisa konsa......
- Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that
Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD,......
- Teacher to sardar 5 janwaro k nam
Teacher to sardar: ‘5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?’ Sardar: ‘Fish’......
- Sardarji his wife going to city
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you......
- Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements
Achievers never expose themselves but their achievements expose them, so lets us work hard to......
- Jin sardar se kia hukam hai mere
Jin Sardar Se: Kia Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa Sardar: Koi Acha Sa Shair Sunao Jin:......
- Sardar shirt utar k ghar bahir khara
Sardar shirt utar k ghar k bahir khara tha Ek admi bola! wah sardar G,......
- Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara su su
Sardar 1 ghar k neechay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, ooper say 1 Lady boli,;......
- Sardar class me hans raha tha eik
Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum.......
- Sardar duniya ka sub se purana janwar
Sardar: duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai. Pathan: Zebra. Sardar: wo kese? Pathan:......
- 1 sardar ne ksi ko fone kia
1 sardar ne ksi ko fone kia Or pucha kon bol rha ha Udhr se......
- Sardardr ap ne kaha ta k suba
Sardar.Dr: ap ne kaha ta k suba ot kr koi game kelne se sehat achi......
- 3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy
3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy waly sy ek jaga jana hy raksha wala......
- A donkey kicked sardar ran away
A Donkey kicked sardar & ran away. Sardar ran to catch the Donkey. He saw......
- 1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha
1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar......
- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,......
- Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies......
- Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english
Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’......
- A sardar married to a short girl
A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such......