Srdar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe charr jao to kia engineering college ki larkian nazr aen gi?
Pathan: Han! Or agr hath chor 2 ge to medical colge ki b.
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Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murghi ko khila rha tha. Dost: ye......
- Terviewer tell me the opposite of good
terviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar......
- A sardar enters in ladies toilet
A sardar enters in Ladies Toilet by mistake.. All ladies Suddenly Standup.. Sardar: Izat Dil......
- Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki
Sardar ke car trafic signal pr ruki hoey the sat me BV b bathy the......
- 1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
‘1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5......
- Sardar traveling 1st time in plane 2
Sardar Traveling 1st time in plane 2 mumbai. While landing, he shout ‘BOMBAY,BOMBAY’ Airhostes said......
- Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,......
- Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia
aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya......
- Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal
Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy......
- 1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam
1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se......
- Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural
Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’......
- 1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha
1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha. us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se......
- After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise
After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and......
- Sardar went to microsoft office for
sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?......
- Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis
Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......
- Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala
Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai.......
- Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet......
- Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi......
- Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu......
- Sardar oye tera wiyah ho gya
Sardar: Oye Tera wiyah ho gya? Friend: Aahoo Sardar: Kuri nal? Friend: Hor ki munde......
- Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara......
- Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir......
- 2sardars go for a drive oye zara
2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not.......
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and......
- Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak......