How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
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- TEACHAR AND SARDAR
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- Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
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- Teacher to Santa :
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- He replied that the weather forecast
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- Police tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi
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- Sardar lost his cheque book manager
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- Eik sardar ne najomi se pocha kya
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Sardar: shanti (kaamwali) ko bulao! Wife: kyon Sard@r: Dr ne bola hai k raat ko......
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- Sardar 2 doctor dr saabmein chashma lga
Sardar 2 doctor: dr saab,mein chashma lga k parh to sakun ga na? Dr: haan,bilkul......
- Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?......
- Once a sardar owned resturant man
once a sardar owned a resturant. . . a man came up to him and......
- Sardar son at juice center papa aisi
Sardar Son at juice center: Papa aisi koi machine hoti hai jis mein juice dalein......
- Sardar was writing something very slowly
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: " Why r u writing so slowly?......
- Nurse mubarak ho ap k ghar larka
Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai.. Major Sardar: Wa g wa......
- Sardarni kal raat 3 chor aaye aur
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka......
- Interviewer what is a keleton ardar
Interviewer: What Is A ?keleton? ?ardar: ?ir, ?keleton Is A Person Who ?tarted Dieting ?ut......
- Twinkle little sardar we all wonder what
Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR We All Wonder What They R Up Above A Jura So......
- How can sardar gee kill a lion
How Can Sardar Gee Kill A Lion? Sardar Gee Thinks N Thinks Hard &Comes To......
- Sardar going with his sister some shouts
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts...
- A sardars speech to his workers in
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- Sardarni was having pain during delivery sardarji
Sardarni was having Pain during Delivery….. Sardarji Prayed :- Oh Lord plz make the hole......
- A sardar had a child aftr 3
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth......
- Sardar1yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di
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Sardar: Aaj gher jatay hi mein apni biwi ki pant utaar donga. Friend: Sardar ji......
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In b?ttle sardar was wearing m?squit? ??t instead ?f b?ll?t proof jacket,why? Sardar replied: ?Jay......
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- A shaikh calls to a newspaper office
A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS......
- Ik sardar bus tay baitha full
Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full. Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai......
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2 sArdars w3r3 crOssinG rAilwAy trAcks.th3y sAw a trAin cOming 2wArds D3M sUdd3nly th3y b3nd......
- Once a sardar stood first in the
Once a Sardar stood first in the class n teacher asked :parh likh kar kya......
- Sardar caught his wife having an affair
Sardar caught his wife having an affair He decided 2 kill his wife n himslf.......
- 1st sardaryaar tum nay apni biwi ko
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di? 2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character......
- A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A Sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of......
- A doctor returns 2 his clinic aftr
A doctor returns 2 his clinic aftr a day off n asks his assistant Sardar......
- Interviewer whats d relation bw earth
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer......
- Darya k tufan mein sahil sey mauj
Darya K Tufan Mein Sahil Sey Mauj Nikalti Hai Aur Sardar Jab Jhoorda Kholein To......
- Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi
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