š SIKH IZ KING..!!
Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab toOn vAadda Badmaash Kaira aAy.
JaGu: G hAziR Janab..!!
Sikh: Main Qabza Lena Chanda Aan.
JaGU: SardaAr..!!
Daso Keri jAga Da?
Sikh: aJ MarkeET JA k Le K Aa…
JaGU:Sardar Pori MarkeET Da Qabza Le K Aawa..yA Adhi MarkeEt Da?
Sikh:OyE UlLu dE PAtHay Markeet jA Tay Pehli DukaAn tOoN Qabza Le K aA.
Darwazay Da Qabza..;-)
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- 1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se
1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken......
- Sardar tumhare kitne bche hain pathan
Sardar: Tumhare kitne bche hain? Pathan: 22 Sardar: Itne zyada??? Pathan: Mere sassur ne kaha......
- Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai
Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal......
- Sardar in hotel main yaha nhi rhunga
Sardar in hotel- Main Yaha Nhi Rhunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Rum… Mujhe......
- Aik sardar ka parosi mar geya wo
Aik Sardar ka parosi mar geya wo uske ghar geya aurpocha, lash aa gai hai......
- Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia
Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha......
- Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko
Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha......
- Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi
Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi ny poocha kya baat hai? Sarther: Mere susral......
- Sardar ny bs mai aik larki ko
Sardar Ny Bs Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya. Larki: Tmhry Ghar Mein Maa Behen......
- Teacher ek essa sentence btao jis
Teacher: Ek essa sentence btao jis main Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, aur English ka sahi use......
- Teacher who is ur favorite writer
Teacher: Who is Ur Favorite Writer? . . . . . Sardar : Your Daughter!......
- Sardar tum bike itni taiz q chala
Sardar: Tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahay ho?’ Pathan: ye later urgent dena hai.......
- Sardar to boss muje apki beti
Sardar to boss: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hy Boss:Teri incom to usk toilet......
- Sardar math vich fail q hoya son
Sardar: Math Vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 4+4=8 Agle din kendi......
- Teachrjurmana mafi ki aplication likho srdarjurmana kina
Teachr:Jurmana mafi ki aplication likho Srdar:Jurmana kina a? Techr:5 rupay Srdar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu......
- Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr
Sardar exam me larki ki naqal kr raha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr......
- 4 students 1 from harvard oxford texas
4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From dehli......
- 2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay
2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam......
- Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya
Sardar servis shoes ki dukan py geya or bht dharalley se bola:Bari gurantee dandy oo=jutti......
- Sardar to his friend yaar bari mushkil
sardar. to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss......
- Sardar to girlfriend darling main tum se
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=......
- Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam......