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lady:I forgot the name but it start from ‘T’
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Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ?......
- Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay
Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon?......
- Wife to sardar stop looking at girls
Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now. Sadar: U mean if......
- A girl sent the most expensive bird
A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday......
- 1 sardar ko telenor main operatr ki
1 Sardar ko TELENOR main Operatr ki job mili, Pehle he din call ayi ‘Sir......
- Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you......
- 3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy
3 sardar nashy ki halt me rakshy waly sy ek jaga jana hy raksha wala......
- A donkey kicked sardar ran away
A Donkey kicked sardar & ran away. Sardar ran to catch the Donkey. He saw......
- Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo
Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta......
- Sardar ko invitation mila k party me
Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar......
- 1 din daku sardar k ghar mein
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan......
- Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye doctor
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez......
- Sardar ko beti k kamre se cigarette
Sardar Ko Beti K Kamre Se Cigarette mili Wo Preshan Phir SHARAB Ki Botle Mil......
- Teacher titanic kaise doba
Teacher : titanic kaise doba ?? . Sardar : DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK .......
- Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz......
- Sardar ji bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh
Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere......
- Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi......
- Sardar apni bibi k sath taxi me
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha. Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte......
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon......
- Once a sardar was looking at wanted
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......
- Ek sardar aeroplane mai pilot se headphone
Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha… Pilot: Ye kya kr rahe......