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- A girl sent the most expensive bird
A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday......
- 1 sardar ko telenor main operatr ki
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- Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
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- Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum......
- Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja......
- Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan......
- Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift......
- Srdar to police muje fone pe
Srdar to police: Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain. Police: kon hy......
- Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki......
- Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
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- Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
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- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Dukndar srdar se tum hr roz mobile
Dukndar srdar Se: Tum hr Roz Mobile Ka nia Battry q Lete Ho? Srdar:yara!Hr Roz......
- Premika tum to bas apne kaam me lage
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi prwah hi nhi......
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......
- Ek sardar aeroplane mai pilot se headphone
Ek Sardar aeroplane mai Pilot se HeadPhone cheen raha tha… Pilot: Ye kya kr rahe......