5 sardars ne mil kar 1 texi li,
15 din ho gye lakin koi savari nahi mili,
kyu???
Q k 3 sardar peche or 2 sardar age beth k savari dhund rahy thy ;->…
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Admi: Yar ye ‘Aaho’ kon Log boltay hain Sardar:Bhai ye Jo Paindu unparh jahil gawar......
- Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma
Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay........
- Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran
Aik sardar fotgi pe gia or foran wapis aa gia. 2nd Sardar: Yar tu enni......
- Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny
EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar......
- Sardar behan k sath park mein bench
Sardar behan k sath park mein bench par baitha tha kissi nay samnay wali building......
- Ustaad sardar se bitao pine apple
Ustaad sardar se ; bitao pine apple aur coconut ke tree mein kia farak hai,......
- Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky
Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?......
- Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko
Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di......
- Sardarni janu mere pait wich bohat
Sardarni: janu Mere Pait wich Bohat Gas J sardar: Oh Shukr Kar Gas A, Petrol......
- Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi......
- Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum......
- Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja......
- Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan......
- Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?......
- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,......
- Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies......
- Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english
Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’......
- A sardar married to a short girl
A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such......