SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen….?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see… per o rukay e naeen…. kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY…ASSI THAK GAEE AAN
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