Sardar:Misvak Hai?

Shopkeeper:Nahi Hum misvak nahi bechte

Next day!

sardar:Misvak Hai?

Shopkeeper:Kal b bataya tha k nahi hai

Next day!

sardar:Misvak Hai?

Shopkeeper:Ab poocha to Goli maar doon ga

Next day!

sardar:GOLI Or PISTOL hai?

Shopkeeper:Nahi

sardar:Acha to phir MISVAAK hai.