Sardar:mango kaisay day rhay ho?
Shopkeeper: paison kay.
Sardar:mein smjha k shaper mein day rhay ho….
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Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...
- Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to
santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le......
- Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se
Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga? 2nd: sab......
- Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun......
- 1 sardar ka sar phat gaya doctor
1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya.. Doctor ne pucha : Sardar je kiya hua? Sardar:......
- Sardarkal mere aba kunwain men gir gye
Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao......
- Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu
Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya......
- Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi
Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k......
- Aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta
aik srdar jb b kapre dhone lagta to barish hone lag jati,ek din taiz dhoop......
- Techer translate it into english in brishjon
Techer: Translate it into English: ‘In brishjon se dosti achi nahi Faraz. Kacha tera makan......
- Sardar police station aya or bola mje
Sardar police-station aya or bola: Mje arest krlo, mene apni BV k sar pe danda......
- Sardar1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c
sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se 2nd sardar:fir......
- Sardar o banno car ki speed itani
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break......
- Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral......
- Frnd to sardar ji kya bat
Frnd to sardar sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa......
- Sardar kafi deir se apna nikka nama
Sardar Kafi Deir Se Apna Nikka Nama Deikh Raha Tha, K Bevi Ne Tang Aa......
- Sardar english k paper mein fail ho
Sardar English k Paper mein Fail ho gya. Translations ki wjah se: 1. Main aik......
- Teacher sardar se dahhi ki english bta0
…*Teacher sardar se: DAHHI ki english bta0?? Sardar: thori dair sochny ky baad… . .......
- Police to sardar ji kya tum ne
Police to Sardar Ji: Kya tum ne yahan se kisi chor ko bhaagte dekha? Sardar:......
- 1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5......
- Sardar tere result da ki banya ae
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE? Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE.. Sardar:Te......
- 1 sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha
1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht......
- Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai
Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal......
- Sardar k betay ki barat thi sardar
SARDAR K betay ki Barat thi Sardar 250 afrad le k pohncha, Larki ka Baap:......
- Ardar was asked to explan in englsh
§ardar Was Asked To Expla¡n In Engl¡sh! ! ‘Dukh Hamesha §ath Rhta Hy Mgr Khush¡......
- After an accident driver angrily shouted
After An Accident, Driver Angrily shouted: I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To......
- Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain......
- Sardar karri kha raha tha ek
Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola:......
- Sardar 2 his son puttar ja
Sardar 2 his son: puttar ja 1 glas pani ly k aa. Son: Sorry aba......
- Ek sardar indian flag lene shop mein
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar......
- Ek sardar ne ek cow ke kiss
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny......
- Ek sradar sochta raha saari zindagi
ek sradar sochta raha. sochta raha. sochta raha. saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay......